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Funny story: David Cameron to outsource reality

David Cameron to outsource reality

In further attempts at cost saving measures, the conservative government have decided to change the nature of reality itself, as it has been decided that the presently existing paradigm is no longer financially viable. Talks are being held in an...

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Funny story: Full extent of David Cameron's photo addiction exposed

Full extent of David Cameron's photo addiction exposed

A top Professor from the World Health Organisation has tonight revealed that he believes David Cameron could be suffering from a newly identified health disorder,which involves a total addiction to being photographed at all times. The disorder i...

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Funny story: Remember, remember the filth of November/Mk#2

Remember, remember the filth of November/Mk#2

London - (Gunpowder Plot): Cops hunting a suspected Downing Street KGB mole delayed telling the PM about last weekend's Yemeni bomb plot it has emerged. Undercover bomb squad officers apparently found a listening device in one of the Cameron baby'...

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Funny story: Britain and France to merge?

Britain and France to merge?

An historic merger between the French and the British has stumbled over what to call the alliance. David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy met in front of the world's media to announce this historic venture, the most audacious of its kind ever seen in t...

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Funny story: Cameron tells Cameron to "Back the F(*)ck Off!

Cameron tells Cameron to "Back the F(*)ck Off!

Though sources are not sure who started it, Prime Minister David Cameron and film-maker James Cameron got in a red hot shouting match over the phone -- yelling repeatedly at each other to "Back the f(*)ck off!" A partial transcript is as follows:...

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Funny story: Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Prime Minister David Cameron has provoked outrage amongst some of the most powerful printer manufacturers worldwide by insisting Semtex is included in all future production of toner cartridges. The request was made in direct response to the recent...

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Funny story: Cousin Ibrahim's bombing spree rattles Cameron

Cousin Ibrahim's bombing spree rattles Cameron

London - (Big Bang Theory 2): The National Poisons Unit DNA test's a shocker and leaves Prime Monster Cameron shitting bricks this weekend. "Bloody Sordid Arabian relatives of yours, Dave," a breastfeeding Sam Cam moaned at lunchtime, "there'll be...

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Funny story: Cameron's Great Victory

Cameron's Great Victory

After the famous victory at Dunkirk and the amazing passage through the first round of the World Cup in South Africa, it was difficult for Prime Minister, David Cameron to come any where near these great epic events. But he has done it. The victor...

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Funny story: Cameron Throws in the Towel, Guts Military, Cedes Falklands to Argentina, But Promises "Moral Support" Against Terrorism!

Cameron Throws in the Towel, Guts Military, Cedes Falklands to Argentina, But Promises "Moral Support" Against Terrorism!

David Cameron, looking fresh and rejuvenated after his extended maternity leave, shocked the UK and Western Allies today when he announced that Britain no longer had an interest in remaining a world class military power ending centuries of Proud Mili...

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Funny story: Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

Aleksandr Orlov Knighted by Cameron

David Cameron has announced, in his new Honours List, that he is to make Aleksandr Orlov a knight of the Garter for his services to advertising. Orlov said, "I will be liking the ermine cushion, simples." It is unclear if Cameron is aware that...

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Funny story: David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

David Cameron Set To Approve Aircraft Carriers Order - Thanks To Airfix!

Prime Minister David Cameron is poised to approve a £5 billion order for two new aircraft carriers for the Royal Navy - thanks to a boyhood hobby. The decision follows a meeting of the national security council he chaired yesterday. And it comes a...

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Funny story: Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Nude Porno Pics Of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped fakes. Acting...

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Funny story: George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

George Osborne receives many thank you notes, Tories livid

"We are all in this together." - So, it is reported, Mr and Mrs Ed Bowls and Ed Multiband and partner are happy to echo. The lucky couples will continue to receive Child Benefit. Even though they are filthy rich and dare it be mentioned, Labour to...

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Funny story: Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Baroness Warsi, you were elected by, oh that's right you were not

Baroness, "not wishy washy but bossy", alleges that 3 Labour MP's were elected because of electoral fraud. The Baroness, has not however, substantiated the allegations with real evidence. Strangely, she cancelled an appearance on Question Time, be...

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Funny story: Condom Cameron strikes again

Condom Cameron strikes again

David Cameron has hit the headlines again in a bold, but controversial move to cut the burgeoning world population by cutting all foreign monetary aid and sending condoms and morning after pills instead, with full instructions on the packets. And no,...

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Funny story: Cameron: My baby has to learn the perils of homelessness before its too late

Cameron: My baby has to learn the perils of homelessness before its too late

Prime Minister David Cameron has sensationally revealed the reason behind his decision to dump his baby in a cardboard box and leave it to sleep on the streets. Cameron said such actions were necessary to illustrate the perils and dangers of homel...

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Funny story: Cameron's baby "Slept in a box of cornflakes"

Cameron's baby "Slept in a box of cornflakes"

David Cameron's latest bundle of joy spent the first month of her life living in a cardboard box. "We didn't have a cot, so we let her sleep in a box of cornflakes. That was fine until we went to open the box for our morning breakfast. It was like...

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