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Funny story: Thinking About Killing Yourself for the Holidays? Call the Suicide Helpline!

Thinking About Killing Yourself for the Holidays? Call the Suicide Helpline!

To: All of My Loyal Readers/Minions Ah, the Holidays. It's the time of year when people gather with their families and gorge themselves on the flesh of animals and other fatty foods. It's the time of year when parents are hounded by their kids into buying them insanely expensive toys that will ultimately be forgotten 20 minutes after said gift is opened. It's also the time of year that t...

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Funny story: Michael Buble' and Harry Connick Jr. Cover the 80's

Michael Buble' and Harry Connick Jr. Cover the 80's

Soon to be released for the Christmas season, two velvet voiced crooners team up to cover some the best heavy metal and progressive rock band hits from the 80's. Widely popular for bringing back music from the Sinatra-influenced swing era, both Bubl...

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Funny story: Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Brown V Cameron Over Christmas Gift Policy

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that he will give each British citizen a PS3 along with a copy of Grand Theft Auto IV, so as to help everyone through the credit crunch this Christmas. "I believe it's a fantastic idea and one that w...

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Funny story: Edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers all the rage for Xmas

Edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers all the rage for Xmas

London - (Yule!-Be-Sorry Mess): High Street Xmas shopping sales are booming at last following the London launch of edible organic freerange free-trade macrobiotic nipple-tassels, thongs, G-strings and breast-shaped stress relievers. This week's l...

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Funny story: Office Party Warnings

Office Party Warnings

The holidays will soon be upon us and you know how those office parties will be. Well, maybe you don't, especially if it's your first with the company. So here are some helpful hints that your boss may have had a little too much spiked eggnog, even before he got there. Should any of the following happen, it might be a good thing to fake a headache and leave early so that you can keep both yo...

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Funny story: Guns 'N Ammo Big Sellers This Christmas

Guns 'N Ammo Big Sellers This Christmas

As the world economy rummages in its holey pockets for some spare change and the US merchants brace for a very unmerry Christmas profit margin, the one bright spot seems to be the booming sales of fire arms and bullets. Sales clerk, Gunther Ban...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Gordon Brown To Do Panto Season at Old Vic

Downing Street has announced that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is to appear as Widow Twanky in this years production of Aladdin at London's Old Vic Theatre. Government sources say the move is designed to counteract the general public's impression t...

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Funny story: Christmas Cancelled due to Economic Recession

Christmas Cancelled due to Economic Recession

World leaders meeting at next weeks Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) conference in Peru are expected to endorse a proposal from the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to erase Christmas from this years calender. IMF spokesman Dr E.Scrooge s...

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Funny story: Big North Pole Layoff

Big North Pole Layoff

North Pole- Claus Corporation, aka Santa Claus LTD, has drastically reduced it's workforce right during the prime producing season. The bar rooms and taverns here are loaded with elves and reindeer as the region is reeling with the recent announceme...

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Funny story: Government Help Office to Extend Holiday Hours

Government Help Office to Extend Holiday Hours

In a sign of the times the US Government help office has extended it's hours just in time for the holiday season. "With every corporation, from bankers to auto makers, banging at our doors for financial relief, we just had to do something," said Edna...

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Funny story: It Looks Like A Brick, It Feels Like A Brick, But It's Not A Proper Brick

It Looks Like A Brick, It Feels Like A Brick, But It's Not A Proper Brick

Multinational toy manufacturers Fookhall Inc today announced the introduction of their latest toy, and, wait for it, it's a brick, that looks like a brick, feels like a brick, but because of its unique construction can't do the damage that a conventi...

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Funny story: Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City To Produce Special Christmas Cards With Geovanni Depicted As The Baby Jesus

Hull City, the Premier League 'newboys', have unveiled plans to send their loyal fans special Christmas cards depicting Brazilian striker Geovanni as the baby Jesus. Geovanni was a gift to Hull from Manchester City when he came to East Yorkshire i...

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Funny story: Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

Tony Adams: "Christmas Has Come Early"

New Portsmouth boss Tony Adams was over the moon that he had been given the chance to succeed former boss, and new Tottenham manager, Harry Redknapp, saying that it was a dream come true, and that Christmas had come early. He said: "It's a dream!...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods' Acronym game tops Christmas Gift List

Monkey Woods' Acronym game tops Christmas Gift List

TheSpoof.com writer Monkey Woods is not the sort of person you'd associate with children, fun, love, enjoyment and Christmas but surprisingly the racist bastard has topped Santa's gift list this year with a board game he designed. "I am amazed", s...

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Funny story: 'Life On Mars 3' Christmas Special To Be Screened At Christmas

'Life On Mars 3' Christmas Special To Be Screened At Christmas

It's back! After the absolutely terrible follow-up series, Ashes To Ashes, the most popular British drama since the last one, Life On Mars, is returning for a special two-hour spectacular on Christmas Day. DI Sam Tyler and DCI Gene Hunt team-up on...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Vacancy / JobCentre Plus

Santa Claus Vacancy / JobCentre Plus

Job Title FATHER CHRISTMAS / SANTA CLAUS Ref : ALU /62734 Location : Lapland based / Worldwide distribution network Hours : Christmas Eve : Dusk til dawn Wage : MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE Work Pattern : Night shift Employer : Grotty Grottos Ltd Pension : ? Don't be silly Duration : One night per annum Description : As Father Christmas you will be r...

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Funny story: Hot Toys for Christmas

Hot Toys for Christmas

Representatives of the UK's major retail outlets gather this week for their annual toy fair at Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre. It's time to find out what will be the HOT 'must-have' toy to fill your sack this Christmas. The surprise succ...

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