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Funny story: Abortion provider caught twinning embryos

Abortion provider caught twinning embryos

(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.

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Funny story: China Hates Fat Pirates

China Hates Fat Pirates

Chinese censors have cut half the scenes with Chow Yun-Fat from the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie, saying they insult, vilify and deface the Chinese people. Hollywood is still reeling from the Persian backlash against negative portr...

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Funny story: Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Paulson against legislation to curb Yuan, Rice favors Birth Pangs

Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson has views contrary to four leading Democrat and Republic Senators in tackling the nuance of artificially kept low values for the Chinese currency Yuan, the root cause for burgeoning trade imbalances between the U.S...

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Funny story: China Cracks Down on U.S. Nuts

China Cracks Down on U.S. Nuts

China has initiated a tough crackdown on U.S. food imports, rejecting "rancid" pistachio nuts and promising more tough inspections. U.S. exporters call the accusation a low blow whose effects are being felt in all nut-producing regions.

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Funny story: China's Zheng Xiaoyu sentenced to death - but what about Liu Zhixiang?

China's Zheng Xiaoyu sentenced to death - but what about Liu Zhixiang?

Zheng Xiaoyu, former director of China's State Food and Drug Administration (SFDA), was sentenced to death by a Beijing court Tuesday morning.

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Funny story: Wow riots in Bobai China against brutal 'one-child' blitz!

Wow riots in Bobai China against brutal 'one-child' blitz!

"Many women have been forced to have abortions. Authorities are going into their homes and destroying their homes to implement the policy," said a woman in Bobai county.

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Funny story: China Bans Harry Potter Books

China Bans Harry Potter Books

(Crappers China) The Chinese government has declared that Harry Potter is too scary to children and decided to ban the books. Unfortunately the Chinese children will never find out how the series end. Even Harry Potter sites are banned and if you sea...

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Funny story: China's Wen Jiabao blamed for the recent rise in pork price!

China's Wen Jiabao blamed for the recent rise in pork price!

According to the Ministry of Agriculture, in April live pigs nationwide were priced 71.3 percent higher than a month earlier, and pork, 29.3 percent higher, largely due to tightened supply.

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Funny story: China Sends First Wave of Killer Bananas

China Sends First Wave of Killer Bananas

A vicious rumour spread by text message has badly hit the price of bananas from China's Hainan island.The messages claim the fruit contains viruses similar to Sars, a severe respiratory illness.

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Funny story: China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

China pulls out of trade talks over US human rights issues.

A high-level Chinese delegation has arrived in the US for two days of talks on trade and economic co-operation and to question The White House about its less than lily white human rights reputation.

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Funny story: Kevin Rudd and Dalai Lama to Get Drunk and Talk About Girls

Kevin Rudd and Dalai Lama to Get Drunk and Talk About Girls

Kevin Rudd, the new Australian opposition leader, refused to meet with the Dalai Lama despite launching a scathing attack on Foreign Minister Downer for once doing the same.

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Funny story: Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

Sacred Bull Sold As Black Labrador To Chinese

In a desperate move the religious organisation which owns Shambo, the sacred bull, diagnosed with bovine TB, has sold the bull secretly to a Chinese aristocrat as a Black Labrador.

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Funny story: Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Chinese autarch demands enterprises give members 800 RMB subsidiary

Given implication from the Chinese Communist Party, some enterprises in the mainland China give their employees who are CCP members a subsidy, a fifth of their salary. How absurd and crazy are the Chinese Communist Party!...

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Funny story: China creates first ever "Women's Town"

China creates first ever "Women's Town"

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction -- the world's first "women's town", where men get punished for disobedience, an official said on Thursday.

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Funny story: President Re-Finances Ownership Society

President Re-Finances Ownership Society

President Bush announced today that he was Borrowing money to Solidify his "Ownership Society"...

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Funny story: Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Orgasm transplants: China issues new rules

Beijing - (ReUterus): New regulations governing human orgasm transplants have been issued by the Chinese government according to state media reports.

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Funny story: Boycott the 2008 Beijing Olympics!

Boycott the 2008 Beijing Olympics!

The invested interests spend so much national wealth in preparing the Olympic Games to blandish the international, launch so much propaganda about the 2008 Olympics to gloss over official corruption and social inequality!...

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