They may have the backing of Louis Walsh, but Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes aroused different emotions in X Factor watching movie buffs. "They're bizarre. They look like the guy out of Eraserhead, the 1976 movie directed by David Lynch. Wher...
Following a phone conversation with Simon Cowbell regarding an embarrasssing for all-concerned moment when Cowbell went mental playing the spoons and other cutlery to Booker T And The MG's Stax classic, 'Soul Limbo' aka the BBC cricket theme, the Spo...
Ultra scathing audition show host, Simon Cowbell, has revealed that he actually is blessed with a couple of talents of his own. The man who elevated levels of musical and televisual entertainment to a level of utter shite, responded to criticism b...
Reality TV mogul Simon Cowell has admitted that the programme Britain's Got Talent was only created as a way of keeping ugly singers out of The X-Factor. "Look, ugly people are all very well, but we don't want them on Pop Idol or The X-Factor, wha...
Following his shock win in American Idol, Kris Allen has called on his British fans to vote for Susan Boyle on the UK's X Factor. He said that he felt it was his 'duty' to promote the Irish singer now that he had won his competition. Kris was ful...
Popular musician Jacob "The Bongo" Zuma has won the South African X Factor competition following a massive vote throughout the country yesterday. The level of turnout for the voting was significantly higher than expected, in part because of the qu...
Simon Cowells trousers have reportedly filed for divorce in what is set to become the costliest divorce in history. In a press release by the trousers agents, the trousers have expressed their regret, but said that relations between them and the '...
Credit crunch job losers could find employment through a new TV series. Simon Cowell, the Marquis of Granby, George Osborne and Les Dennis are to be judges in the new series of Britain's Got A Job. "We are looking for real victims of the credit...
The US version of the smash hit TV show "Poet Idol" is due to begin filming in April for the FOX Network. Originally screening last year in the UK, the show which offered the top prize of the position of Poet Laureate for the Queen became a supris...
Simon Cowell, the X-Factor judge, and of many other such trashy, throwaway talentless competitions, is tonight involved in consultations with Snooker's governing body, to thrash out a rescue plan for the dying sport. Yes, that's right, "a dying sp...
Gary Barlow, one of the blokes from former boy - now man - band - "Take That", announced today that he is bringing a new and unique talent show to BBC1 in the Spring. Called the Y-Factor, this new show will be attempting to unearth some new talent...
X-Factor winner Leona Lewis is said to have signed a deal for her "amazing" autobiography for publication later this year. Her publisher, Doddery and Powton, said the book would be "amazing" because the singer is only 23 and has only been known fo...
Money making guru Simon Cowell plans to launch a new show in ITV's spring schedules to find Britain's newest porn star. Cowell said yesterday, "Over several series of the X Factor, I have been amazed by the British public's readiness to prostitut...
Fears were gathering last night that pop superstar Cheryl Cole may be replaced on the new series of X Factor by the Churchill, the well known nodding bull dog from the eponymous insurance advert. A statement issued by Highpant, the PR company repr...
X-Factor judge, pop-songstress and footballer's wife Cheryl Cole announced that she has received a French letter in the post today. Unable to comment on the identity of the sender, the young celebrity was said to be distraught, even thought the wo...
A new reality show "Strictly Judge Factor Talent" will be shown simultaneously on BBC and ITV in the new year. Featuring all the judges from the various talent and reality shows - X-Factor, Strictly Come Dancing, Britain's Got Talent, Joseph, Soun...
In a sensational interview with the News Of The World, Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has made bizarre claims of leading a double life, and blamed the X-Factor for losing his place in the starting line up. Drogba claims that he was forced to feign...
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