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Funny story: War of Words with Russia continues as Putin threatens SPECTRE style mass destruction

War of Words with Russia continues as Putin threatens SPECTRE style mass destruction

The world is definitely a less safe place since the Russian army invaded Georgia, a team of NATO eggheads revealed. A report to the United Nations Security Council is said to claim that "people living in the former Soviet Union aren't as safe as they...

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Funny story: Putin Suspects that Bush Misunderstood which Georgia Russia Was Invading!

Putin Suspects that Bush Misunderstood which Georgia Russia Was Invading!

Vlad the Impaler Putin told the spoof.dot that Russian intelligence believes that the American response to ultimately a Russian regional matter was complicated by one of George W Bush's many moments of confusion. There is a sad and long histor...

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Funny story: Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Putin Compelled To See Shrink After Humiliating Withdrawal from Georgia

Hey, cut the guy some slack! Vladimir Putin is just an ex-KGB agent and onetime murderer for that hated security agency that had once boasted 2 miilion bad guys within its ranks. Putin is now a wimpering pussycat. Just relax World! Putin still awa...

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Funny story: Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

Olympic Movement Bans Warmongers: Bush, Putin and all Politicians Are Banished from The Olympic Games!

The international Olympic movement has struggled throughout its history with the difficult marriage of sport and politics. Olympic leaders in the Beijing Birds Nest announced that as they look about at the idealistic young athletes and their desi...

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Funny story: Russia "Just parking tanks"

Russia "Just parking tanks"

Accusations that Russia has violated the ceasefire in Georgia, by allowing tanks to enter the town of Gori, have been strongly denied by a Russian spokesman. "We just need somewhere for these tanks to park" "Our tank drivers have strict orders...

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Funny story: Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

Chinese War Drums Drive Putin to Kill!

When Russian War Lord Vladdie Putin witnessed the bellicose drum display at the opening ceremonies of the Beijing Olympics, he called Moscow and ordered the invasion of Georgia. Putin is said to have texted his generals: "These Chinese have just...

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Funny story: Putin vows to nuke Warsaw after Mrs P runs off with Polish plumber

Putin vows to nuke Warsaw after Mrs P runs off with Polish plumber

Moscow - (Lublyanka Mess): And you thought the cold war ended with Robert Maxwell skinny-dipping with the fishes in the Med back in 1990? Fat chance. Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has vowed this week to nuke the living daylights...

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Funny story: PM, Tsar Vladimir the Putana Masters the Hocus Pocus

PM, Tsar Vladimir the Putana Masters the Hocus Pocus

Putin has often shown some amazing prestidigitational skills. He made human rights and free enterprise disappear in the post- Soviet Russia. He hypnotized W when he looked into his eyes and failed to see the reflection of a Texas village idiot. But r...

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Funny story: Putin fielding rent-a-mob at Chevron AGM

Putin fielding rent-a-mob at Chevron AGM

San Ramon, California - (Rabid Russian Mess): Russian Prime Minster Vladimir 'Mad Bad Vlad' Putin has planted over 1,000 rent-a-mob mercenaries to disrupt Chevron's annual stockholders' meeting in San Ramon today after a bitter decade...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin to star in Russian revenge remake of 'crystal skulls' Indiana Jones

Vladimir Putin to star in Russian revenge remake of 'crystal skulls' Indiana Jones

Moscow - (Crystal Ass Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vladimir Putin has been beseiged with requests to star in a Russian revenge remake of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

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Funny story: First Double Wedding in US Presidential History!

First Double Wedding in US Presidential History!

Worst President Ever George W Bush has a daughter so embarrassed by her father's disgraceful White House residency that she would rather get married amid sage brush and tumble weed on a Texas ranch not very different from the Waco and San Angelo...

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Funny story: Putin's Puppet Proceeds to Presidency!

Putin's Puppet Proceeds to Presidency!

Many world leaders have managed to retain control even after their term in office is over. None however have been as brazen a serpent as Vlad "The Impaler" Putin. Russia's Tsar Vlad has actually installed a marionette in his throne.The...

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Funny story: Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

Nothing remotely rhythmic or gymnastic about Mrs Putin at Orthodox Easter jamboree

Moscow - (Stalinist Mess): A grim-faced Mrs Putin stood by her husband in public today as the outgoing Russian president, his successor Dim Eatery Medvedev and wife Roxana Vaginissimus celebrated Russian Orthox Easter at Moscow's St Igor Rasputi...

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Funny story: Putin behind Chevron smears

Putin behind Chevron smears

Wall Street - (Stalinist Mess): Pea-brained Russian midget Mad Bad Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin was unmasked today as the walking trash-heap behind a series of smears against bigoil giant Chevron Corp.

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Funny story: Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Happy 21st birthday Maria Sharapova as Russian males ponder if Putin's new trollop Alina Kabaeva is the country's new top erotic fantasy

Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.

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Funny story: Putin dumps wife for slippery Gazprom slapper

Putin dumps wife for slippery Gazprom slapper

Moscow - (Lurid Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin has dumped his wife for a 24 year old Gazprom-chartered slippery slapper called Oleaginous Olga Volga-Volga.

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Funny story: Putin and Bush to Join in Civil Union

Putin and Bush to Join in Civil Union

President George Bush announced today that he and Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, when they leave their office for retirement, will join hands in Civil Union.

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