It was revealed today that soap opera Coronation Street will become embroiled in it's very own terror plot this coming September. A spokesman said that it will add much needed vigour to a very tedious show. Local fuddy duddies Ken Barlow and No...
Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast. After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Fire drills are a great way for kids to practice how to safely evacuate a building in an emergency situation. Most fire drills involve hundreds, even thousands of kids being emptied from a building in a mere 3 to 4 minutes, quite...
A spokesman for The Einstein announced today that a box of unknown papers that belonged to Albert Einstein has been discovered in Pavia, Italy where he once lived. Inside the box, along with many "Girl Goodies" of the day, showing plenty of ankle...
Jordan - Crazy hook-handed terrorist Abu Hamza is converting to Christianity after "seeing the light" last weekend during a life changing incident. Hamza, well known in Britain as Islamic Preacher of Hate, left the country in 2007 to go on a cheap...
President Obama will close Guantanamo Bay Home for Wayward terrorists. When asked where he will place the dangerous culprits who have not been charged or convicted of any crime whatsoever, Obama and his Demo conspirators were initially silent. R...
Washington, D.C. - In the shadows of the U.S. Capitol, residents in the southeast section of Washington D.C. have seen an increase in homosexual gang activity in recent weeks. Already accustomed to high rates of crime, the citizens of this neighborh...
MUMBAI, INDIA: The lawyer for Mumbai terrorist Kasab says his client is going crazy in solitary confinement and wants to take strolls outside his cell. He has submitted a list of requests from the last surviving Pakistani terrorist which includ...
United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...
Huddersfield, W Yorks - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Ex-UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has blamed militant vegan Al-Qaeda terrorists for the blast which killed a 37-year-old Huddersfield pie factory worker this week. Prescott says he's seen evide...
London - (Real IRA Mess): Spooks' sources hinted today that Assistant Commissioner Bob 'Tosser-of-the-Yard' Quick had already been ritually fired three hours before last Thursday's Official Secrets papers photo-op fiasco. His appearance outside 10...
Windsor Castle - (Easter Uprising Mess): "I though he was just growing some harmless skunk like all my other grandchildren!" were the last audible words muttered by hoax monarchy tribute act Queen Elizabeth II following an anti-terror raid on Windsor...
Police switchboards have today been jammed after a serious Islamic threat brought terror to the population of the UK. A group calling itself "Tandoori Restaurants against unfair and unjust wars in the Middle East" today threatened to remove Chicke...
ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...
Prime Mincer Gordon Brown has appealed for fear in the North of England following the counter-terrorist arrests made this week. 12 people - all believed to be Pakistanis and most on student visas - have been arrested by police and are being interr...
Gordon Brown has said that Pakistan must do more to root out fake terrorism, as police thwarted yet another made-up non-existent terrorist plot in England. 'Please', the ex-bachelor said, 'please stop supplying me with endless, ridiculous fake 'pl...
The White House moved to quell domestic fears about the softening approach of President Obama over the War on Terror. Following a speech in Europe in which he said 'We are not at war with Islam', politicians and activists in America have attacked Ob...
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