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Funny story: Lahore Strike terrorists-terrorists strike Lahore

Lahore Strike terrorists-terrorists strike Lahore

Lahore (Pakistan). The Pakistan government has accepted that these terrorists which are striking all over the world has been trained by them. But their cousin have turned their back on themselves. In a breaking News, the Pakistan media have clean...

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Funny story: Ever gone to Northern Ireland, and found out your boat has been blown out of the water by terrorists?

Ever gone to Northern Ireland, and found out your boat has been blown out of the water by terrorists?

Have you ever wanted to visit Northern Ireland, and just as your boat approaches Larne it gets blown to pieces by a 10,000 pound bomb? Then fly there with Ironyair, the world's safest airline. As your Ironyair jet touches down at Belfast's Mad Dog...

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Funny story: Terrorist Plane Spotted In Booger County

Terrorist Plane Spotted In Booger County

A small airplane clipped a private house on the Boogertown Road, Wednesday afternoon according to Booger County Sheriff "Hup" Giddy. No one was injured by the plane but farmer Elmer Bucket hurt his arm throwing a pitchfork at the plane, just missing...

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Funny story: IRA Terrorist Group Shaft Police

IRA Terrorist Group Shaft Police

In Northern Ireland, the real IRA are commencing a strategic array of fatal surgical strikes. The defecation of the the once proud Irish Police Burger is now the primary focus of this terrorist group. The policeman's burger was bummed. A youth ca...

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Funny story: UK Terror Threat Rises

UK Terror Threat Rises

The threat to the UK from terrorist groups has increased, according to a new report on counter-terrorism published today. The report said that it had become easier than ever before for such groups to create a "dirty bomb" which could cause widespr...

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Funny story: Sleeper agent discovered under bridge

Sleeper agent discovered under bridge

LOS ANGELES -- Federal prosecutors have charged alleged El Quattro sleeper agent Jimenez Villalobo with lying on official documents and to an FBI agent, failing to register with the Justice Department as a foreign agent and engaging in money launderi...

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Funny story: Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

Trial starts for Mumbai suspect

The trial of the only known surviving suspect from last year's Mumbai terrorist attack took place today. Mr. P. Akistan has been accused of killing 170 innocent people in India's financial capital, in what Indian police called 'a pathetic and cowa...

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Funny story: End to 'War on Terror' in Sight

End to 'War on Terror' in Sight

Sources within the MoD, MI6 and both the CIA and US Department of Defense have indicated that the end of the War on Terror is in sight, following the reported death of one of a leading terrorist figure. Security Service spokesman David Shayler sai...

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Funny story: IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

IRA Demand BBC Apology over Jacko Jibe

Furious IRA terrorists have demanded an apology from the BBC after two comedians compared their comeback to that of Michael Jackso. Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis, speaking days after Jackson had announced his comeback tour at the O2 Arena, said on Ra...

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Funny story: Mass Arrests Follow Web Sting Operation

Mass Arrests Follow Web Sting Operation

An unprecedented 18 million UK residents have been arrested today by Police, following a major sting operation. In a combined covert operation managed by the Labour Party, MI5 and the Serious Organised ThoughtCrime Unit of the Metropolitan Police,...

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Funny story: Guantanamo Inmates Now "Best Friends Forever"

Guantanamo Inmates Now "Best Friends Forever"

Guantánamo Bay-Guantanamo Inmates are no longer "Enemy combatants", but are now to be called, "Best Friends Forever". In an abrupt about face from anything resembling reality, The Obama administration has begun referring to the most dangerous people...

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Funny story: Israel declared a terror organisation

Israel declared a terror organisation

A speaking parrot called Ben accompanying George Galloway in the VIVA Palestinia convoy, gave a speech on his experiences in Parrotstine. He said "It is terrifying - terror is all around - whoever is responsible for the devastation here is obvious...

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Funny story: Terror At The Dome

Terror At The Dome

The Dome in London's Docklands was evacuated and sealed off by Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad yesterday following reports of plastic explosives scattered throughout the venue. The all-clear was given four hours later when detailed forensic exam...

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Funny story: Pakistan Attack: The Fallout Begins

Pakistan Attack: The Fallout Begins

Following the horror of the terrorist attack on the Sri Lankan cricket team recriminations have begun. Former England opening batsman and now match referee Chris Narrow complained bitterly "As soon as the terrorists opened fire the police ran away...

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Funny story: Pakistani Terrorist Sketches Released

Pakistani Terrorist Sketches Released

Police in Pakistan have released sketches of four men suspected of involvement in Tuesday's ambush of the Sri Lankan cricket team in Lahore. It is thought that up to 14 gunmen were involed, but the Pakistan government have said that only four are...

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Funny story: MI5 to monitor all mobile phone calls and emails

MI5 to monitor all mobile phone calls and emails

MI5, Britains top-secret spy organisation, have let it be known that they will be monitoring all email and mobile phone traffic. The job of monitoring has been handed to Capita, who usually get these sort of multi-million pound Government contracts.

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Funny story: Sri Lanka Unfazed By Pakistan Terror Attack

Sri Lanka Unfazed By Pakistan Terror Attack

The Sri Lankan cricket team arrived back in Colombo this morning after yesterday's scandalous, terrible, horrific, frightening and disgusting terrorist attacks on their team bus which left seven people dead, and seven of their squad injured. Batsm...

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