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Funny story: Subo/Brown mixup.

Subo/Brown mixup.

President Barry Obama has today apologised to British PM Gordon Brown after mistaking him for Subo during a recent Whitehouse visit. "C'mon" said Barry "This fat,ugly lump of flesh speaking Scottish waddled into my office and i made a natural erro...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: Elvis I Saw Was Naked

Susan Boyle: Elvis I Saw Was Naked

"You all are just jealous because when I saw Elvis that time, he was naked as a jaybird." This comes from singer sensation Susan Boyle when asked about her being one of tens of thousands of people who have claimed they saw Elvis Presley, in inter...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle tops the US album with a voice like a Goddess and a "Boyle" on her nose.

Susan Boyle tops the US album with a voice like a Goddess and a "Boyle" on her nose.

The US entertainment culture of plastic surgery, sexy and super-star looks has been turned on its head by Britains own very UGLY superstar, Susan Boyle. She's topping the US billboard album chart despite being photographed with a massive "Boyle" o...

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Funny story: Woods/Boyle video: Queen 'at death's doorstep' over singer's antics

Woods/Boyle video: Queen 'at death's doorstep' over singer's antics

London - (Boil-on-the-Bum): Is the UK singing sensation the thirteenth slut to crawl out of the sordid Tiger Woods shagging woodwork? Intimate footage of HM's illegitimate daughter Susan Boyle giving Woods a bareback run for his bad-assed shagging...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Spotted In A Karachi, Pakistan Record Store Buying Susan Boyle's CD

Osama Bin Laden Spotted In A Karachi, Pakistan Record Store Buying Susan Boyle's CD

KARACHI, Pakistan - Osama Bin Laden the world's number one fugitive has been spotted in Karachi, Pakistan. Bin Laden was seen standing in line at Camel Connie's CD Shop in downtown Karachi. "The Bastard" as he is called by the Western civilized wo...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Says That She Would Still Like To Meet Tiger Woods

Susan Boyle Says That She Would Still Like To Meet Tiger Woods

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle in town to perform at a sold-out concert at Panama City's Orange Pulp Arena said that even after all of the gal hoopla that is going on she would still like to very much meet her golfing i...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Loses It After Sitting On Non-Takeoff Plane For Eight Hours

Susan Boyle Loses It After Sitting On Non-Takeoff Plane For Eight Hours

Singing sensation Susan Boyle completely lost it on a plane early today and she wasn't alone. The plane had been sitting without taking off for nearly eight hours and no one was allowed to leave. At the six hour mark, Susan's next seat over gentle...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'Brother' Shits Himself

Susan Boyle's 'Brother' Shits Himself

(Defecated News) Winner of Britain's Got Talent, Susan Boyle has captured the world's imagination with her rags to riches story. Starting off as a 'bull-milker' in the Outer Hebrides, Scotland, to having the biggest selling album this week in the US,...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Having Ass Crack Problems

Susan Boyle Having Ass Crack Problems

There was much applause and a standing ovation as Susan Boyle came onto the stage Wednesday night. Susan responded with a small bow and just before she motioned for the conductor that have the orchestra begin their first number, "I Dreamed A Dream...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle and Paul Potts to Wed

Susan Boyle and Paul Potts to Wed

Susan Boyle is to marry that other emotionally stunted ugly British talent show fatty, Paul Potts in a ceremony allegedly costing upwards of 20p. The wedding will take place in Cambodia so as to cash in on Potts infamous name. Susan has told cl...

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Funny story: Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours

"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Rushed To The Hospital After Accidentally Biting Her Own Thumb

Susan Boyle Rushed To The Hospital After Accidentally Biting Her Own Thumb

NEW YORK CITY - Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle was rushed to New York's St. Johnny Appleseed Hospital suffering from a semi-severe thumb bite which witnesses say she accidentally inflicted upon herself. Ms. Boyle was having lunch at the tr...

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Funny story: 'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials

'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials

London - (Bridle Path): So far there's no actual bridegroom, wedding ring or other essential paraphernalia. But, hey! Where's the obstacle? Sussan Boyle PR sources said today their client had booked Russian topless wedding dress designers Boobski...

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Funny story: Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne has told Susan Boyle, the one she called "A Hairy Asshole" on the Opie and Anthony show, that she was sorry and that she just got carried away with the guys. The apology came on Facebook: "Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and...

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Funny story: Tina Fey's Attempt To Play The Role Of Susan Boyle Not Convincing!

Tina Fey's Attempt To Play The Role Of Susan Boyle Not Convincing!

Saturday Night Live's Tina Fey who has done some amazing stuff imitating many stars, especially that of VP Candidate Sarah Palin, apparently flopped completely on this weekend's show at an attempt to imitate Susan Boyle. "No one told me I was goin...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Accuses Twilight Of Stealing Her Thunder

Susan Boyle Accuses Twilight Of Stealing Her Thunder

Former Scottish Church volunteer, turned into worldwide phenomenon after her performance on a British reality show, Susan Boyle was all set for her big album release and in New York City when she was told to hold down the racket because some of the s...

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Funny story: The Great Escape 2009

The Great Escape 2009

After reports emerged that a fan of JLS (yes that's right they have one!) hid in their luggage to 'get closer to the band', a similar incident occured to another famed celebrity, only this time it wasn't to get closer. Roger Clegg, sound engineer...

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