In an attempt to put a stop to the number of their players involved in high profile incidents of a sexual nature , an unnamed Premiership club has issued strict new guidelines to its squad. " (a)Unprotected sexual activities by married players with their life partners will, in the opinion of club directors, only be permitted where 9 months from the date of the intended sexual relations does n...
The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...
China is known throughout the world for having the strictest rules when it comes to population control. It's 'One-Child Policy' has been in effect since 1978 and is responsible for not only keeping China's urban population somewhat under control, but...
Justin Bieber is under fire for his recent comments about sex in the latest issue of The Toronto Tribune-Talker. According to an insider at the newspaper who has seen the report before it hits the fan..stands, says that "Bieber" seemed to be think...
A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...
Henley - (Hocus/Pocus): An official from a Polish satanic cult obsessed with UFOs and communion with aliens has been charged with bodysnatching by Henley police. Marian Fathers acolyte Fr Wojciech 'Perdurabo' Jasinski is accused of grave robbery i...
Following Belgium's long standing failure to form a coalition government, Senator Temmerman (ironically a gynaecologist to trade) has taking the unusual step of urging "spouses of all politicians to desist from sex until an agreement is reached". Despite the extreme nature of such a proposal, there is a precedent for this form of intrusive measure having some success. In 2009, a similar ban wa...
With the advent of Social Networking, there comes a whole new set of rules pertaining to privacy of information. While some people take it upon themselves to give as little information as possible to try to protect their private information, others find nothing wrong with giving TMO (too much information) to the point that you know everything about them from their favorite hobbies to the precise t...
Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...
SACRAMENTO, Calif.-In a move that shocked and angered most people, the current governor of the state of California, generally called the "Republic of California" according it's flag, has ordered the criminalization of masturbation. In a very close...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a conference for sexual health, chaired by Dr. John Forskan, the preeminent psychologist and sex-researcher, held in our nation's capitol at the Dulles Airport Hilton, in its' immense, opulent Conference Room B, several research...
SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
A butcher was sacked by his employer today for committing a sexual act. David Opick (43) of Alexandra road in the city was working at Fred's butchers in the Victoria Centre when a security guard saw him putting his penis in the bacon slicer.
Italian women turned out in droves across the country yesterday to protest Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's overtly sexist Bunga Bunga parties where he is accused of having open sexual relations with numerous young female starlets and models. In...
London - (Dildo Baggins News): The 'Poison Dwarf' Speaker's wife is said to be fool (sic) of shame - as a reported £50,000 modelling cheque snuggles down comfily in her bank account. Some tacky bedsheet-draped semi-nude newspaper pics were meant...
A male porn star has filed a lawsuit against his co-star, claiming sexual harassment in the work place. Stud Driver, 36, star of famed pornographic motion pictures such as Robocock, The Sperminator (parts 1 and 2) and Harry Cocker and the Moist Ch...
Revelations that John and Helen Bercow's love life has been boosted by living in their official apartment are no surprise to embarrassed neighbours. House of Commons' Speaker's wife Helen has astonished Parliament by taking part in a photo shoot,...
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