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Funny story: Magazine Photos Of Sarah Palin Brings Lawsuit!

Magazine Photos Of Sarah Palin Brings Lawsuit!

Sarah Palin answered reporter's questions today about her pics in the "See-More Than News" Tabloid but responded that she knew nothing about it. "It's been all over the news this morning" a reporter told her. Something about a man name Harold McG...

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Funny story: Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

MANHATTAN - Tina Fey speaking from her office high in The Mickey Mantle Building in Manhattan said that she has been reading about Sarah Palin denying that she has had her boobs enhanced. Fey, who is the number one Sarah Palin impersonator in the...

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Funny story: Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Republicans Critical of All Public Appearances by Michelle Obama

Washington, DC - Republicans, and specifically, Republican candidate Carly Fiorina, are criticizing Michelle Obama for addressing troops at Camp Pendelton in California, saying it is just a publicity stunt to campaign on behalf of Senator Barbara Box...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

PORT SULPHUR, Louisiana - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, who has recently been dubbed Saint Sarah, by her husband Todd, is fit to be tied, literally. Speaking with the Fox Network's 'non-fox' Greta Van Susteren, Palin said that she tra...

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Funny story: Moose Fever Grips the Nation

Moose Fever Grips the Nation

In the wake of Sarah Palin's continuing surge in popularity following the 2008 election, the nation has been caught up in "moose mania." Images of Palin hovering over a moose kill in Alaska have electrified the NRA's membership. Bumper stickers sayin...

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Funny story: Slow News Day has Media Talking About Sarah Palin's Bust Size

Slow News Day has Media Talking About Sarah Palin's Bust Size

You know you've strayed from the true purpose of being a politician when the media cares less about what your views are on things such as the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the economy, health care and immigration reform, and more about whether or not you've recently had breast augmentation surgery. Such is the strange case of Sarah Palin whose tight-fitting white top at the Belmont Stakes had t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames Drill Baby Drill Comments on Evil Twin

Sarah Palin Blames Drill Baby Drill Comments on Evil Twin

Wasilly, AK - Finally, what the American people have been waiting for from Sarah Palin, the truth. No longer do we have to guess why she would backtrack on her famous "Drill, Baby, Drill" comment when, in fact, it wasn't she who said it. "I h...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Criticizes NBC, Uses Big Words.

Sarah Palin Criticizes NBC, Uses Big Words.

Psycho nitwit Sarah Palin is moose-shootin' mad at NBC over their interview Tuesday with Joe McGinniss, the journalist who is writing a book about the 8-time college dropout and currently renting the home next door to her. Ignoring her thesaurus,...

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Funny story: Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events

Paliens Infiltrating Sarah Palin Events

Little is known about the group calling itself the Paliens, but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herse...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin erects fence to block writer next door; writer retaliates by launching geo-synchronous satellite over Palin home

Sarah Palin erects fence to block writer next door; writer retaliates by launching geo-synchronous satellite over Palin home

Former Alaska Governor and public twit Sarah Palin has fulfilled a promise for the first time - she put up a fence to prevent a writer who moved in next door from 'observing' her and her family. Joe McGoo leased the house next to Mrs Palin's in...

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Funny story: Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Beavis Impersonator Tries to Score with Bristol Palin at Tea Party Rally

Cadwalk, GA - A Beavis Impersonator is charged with making untoward remarks to Bristol Palin at a hometown Tea Party rally in Augusta, Georgia. Jason Beeber, who looks remarkably like the cartoon character Beavis, of Beavis and Butt-Head fame, says h...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Ran Out of Things to Blame on President Obama Today

Sarah Palin Ran Out of Things to Blame on President Obama Today

Wasilly, AK - Journalists assigned to cover Sarah Palin were stunned today when, fully expecting a new barrage of attacks against President Obama, Ms. Palin simply stated, "I got nothin'." Of course, that didn't stop her from dredging up old c...

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Funny story: The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

The White House Blames Sarah Palin For The Oil Spill Since She Insisted On Off-Shore Drilling

SAN FRANCISCO - Sarah Palin, speaking in a town she has referred to as San Fransissyco, has finally grown some and admitted that the tremendous Gulf of Mexico oil spill is her fault. Palin, looking somewhat springtime-ish in her yellow, pink, and...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Hits The Hypocrite Circuit!

Bristol Palin Hits The Hypocrite Circuit!

Beginning in Horse Muffin, Arkansas, Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol will be going on her speaking tour that will last until school starts again, unless discouraged. Calling in old political favors, Palin's mother Sarah has her daughter lined up t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Attacked By Bear, Arrested

Sarah Palin Attacked By Bear, Arrested

Since this is not bear season in Alaska, former Governor, and Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, took a group of fellow politicians on a trip through the wilderness Sunday. Everything went well as she led them through some beautiful scenery...

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Funny story: Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

Commentary, by funwithwords: Sarah Palin Is A Dumbass

You read that right, folks: Sarah Palin is a dumbass. There really is no reason to act shocked, or else surprised, by this "new discovery" as, to quote Bob Dole, "I know it; you know it; the American people know it; the world knows it; the good folks on Mars know it," etc. And I really hate to be so blunt about the situation, I really do. But folks, I am unable to put it any other way.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Denies Existence Of Gaa...Barack Obama

Sarah Palin Denies Existence Of Gaa...Barack Obama

In an interview today with Fox News Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin denied the existence of President Barack Obama. Citing her solipsistic view that that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing, "it...

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