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Funny story: Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!

Russian Space Toilet Fails, Economic Crap Spreads to Outer Space!

Cape Canaveral, Fl. / Plumbing News - Just when everyone thought it couldn't get any worse, news circulated today that the Russian Built toilet on the space station has shit the bed, and cosmonauts are up to their ass in the mess. Complicating the...

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Funny story: Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland Declares War On Britain

Iceland, that weird cold place at the top of the map, has reacted angrily to the banking crisis in which it has found itself, and has declared war on Great Britain. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown yesterday bluntly refused his Icelandic counte...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

Sarah Palin Reveals Desire To Invade Russia

BEDFORD-STUYVESANT, New York - One of Sarah Palin's high school friends, Wynonna Loretta Pittenhouse, has told 'The View's' Barbara Walters that Palin called her up last week and confided something extremely personal and private to her. Pittenhou...

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Funny story: Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Moscow - (Plutonium 210 Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is planning his country's biggest UFO-nuking exercise since the Cuban missal (sic) crisis ordered by the Vatican in 1962. The hardline Arctic Circle operation has been s...

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Funny story: Russia threatens to seize swath of Arctic

Russia threatens to seize swath of Arctic

In this tumultuous economic climate, some are seizing on the eternal value of gold, while Russia seizes on the eternal region of cold - the Arctic. Yes, laughing at foolish westerners archaically clutching gold to stabilize their future, Russia is...

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Funny story: Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

Moscow super-rich pour millions into luxury homes

The Moscow super-rich are spending millions of roubles on ultra-luxury homes with such features as roofs, glass windows, non-dirt floors, indoor outhouses, indoor stalls for sheep, and electricity and water almost every day. Sewage once a week! S...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Trade Missions with Russia. Garbage?

Sarah Palin's Trade Missions with Russia. Garbage?

By now we know Sarah Palin's worldly because of Alaska's proximity to Russia. "They're our next-door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska -- from an island in Alaska," she said to Charlie Gibson. "We have trade missions back and forth. We, we do, it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into t...

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Funny story: Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Russia and Canada Form Alliance to Swallow Alaska Just to Shut Palin Up!

Sarah Palin VPILF of the Republicunt Party has ignited an international incident with her foolish remarks in one of her rare but ungemlike interviews. Palin told Katie Couric that when Putin rears his head, he will come into American airspace in...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Asks NATO Help After Russia Invades

Santa Claus Asks NATO Help After Russia Invades

North Pole-- Santa Claus called NATO headquarters today after a surprise Russian invasion of the North Pole. The Russians now claim the entire Arctic as their territory, along with its untold oil riches. Fierce hand-to-hand combat was reported at San...

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Funny story: Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Russian vodka pipeline on the rocks

Bloodyvostock - (Ass Mess): Cops have smashed a 1552 mile long underground vodka pipeline between the Kremiln and the Abramovich Arms pub in Chelsea. Dozens of moonshiners are under arrest and the smuggling scam has seen 90% of subterranean EU 'te...

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Funny story: Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

When Secretary of State William Seward set about to persuade skeptical mainland America to purchase the gigantic frozen north of Alaska from cash poor Russia, his plan was mocked as Seward's Folly. Now that the Republicant effort of Mccain-Plain has...

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Funny story: Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

Russian Commander Threatens Destruction Of American Fast Food Establishments

The commander of Russia's strategic missile forces has repeated warnings that Russian ballistic rockets could be aimed at various fast food establishments such as McDonalds and KFC, in response to American utterings of missile bases in Poland and Cze...

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Funny story: Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Yaroslavl, Russia - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "I blame bloodsuckers like Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin for these sadistic cannibals' satanic orgy rampage." That is one local mother's view today after Yaroslavl police arrested a gang of hum...

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Funny story: Dems Vote to Overturn Alaska Purchase...Return to Russia!

Dems Vote to Overturn Alaska Purchase...Return to Russia!

Anchorage/AP - House and Senate Democrats voted unanimously to retroactively impeach former Secretary of State William Seward and Senate Committee Chairman for Foreign Relations Charles Sumner for the purchase of Alaska in 1867. Purchased from Ru...

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Funny story: The Russian Empire Strikes Back

The Russian Empire Strikes Back

Brussels Belgium, September 7, 2008: Member countries of the European Union (EU) and NATO awoke this morning to a Russian surprise. Premier Vladimir Putin had said "he would not use military force to counter NATO ships in the Black Sea, but other mea...

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Funny story: Pen mightier than sword

Pen mightier than sword

Jeremy Kyle on daytime TV aside, perhaps the most disturbing development to date in modern technology has been uncovered by 'journalists' at TheSpoof.com. Sneaky Russian scientists have been developing a pen that is up 200,000 times mightier than any...

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Funny story: The Russians Are Coming

The Russians Are Coming

The next President of The United States is going to be drawn into a new Cold War (but he doesn't yet know it)... Forget the arms race - enter the arts race! The break-up of the old communist styled Soviet Union was a mere smokescreen - the KGB...

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