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Funny story: Why Does Miley Cyrus Hate Robert Pattinson?

Why Does Miley Cyrus Hate Robert Pattinson?

Inside the magazine, It's Hollywood Today, the Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus actress poses for awhile sitting on a fence in a horse arena, delves into her beliefs on love and bashes Robert Pattinson. Here are excerpts from her interview: On making the first move: "It doesn't bother me. I want to know who made up the rules, because the rules are lame. My dad had to break the record rules to get hi...

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Funny story: Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Melissa Huckaby dated Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson shared a story with me, recalling that he once took an obsessed female fan out for dinner. However, the fan got bored of his personality and took him for an unforgettable spin. Robert was in Europe filming his soon-to-be-released...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Vanessa Hudgens, Brenda Song, And Rob Pattinson Turn Down Parts In Spielberg Pirate Blockbuster

Consternation in the UK this evening as details filter through that talentless Hollywood teen actors, Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson and Vanessa Hudgens have actually had the temerity to turn down parts in Steven Spielberg's upcoming pirate blockbuster m...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Given Severe Reprimand By Site Administrators

Spoof Writer Given Severe Reprimand By Site Administrators

An unnamed writer for TheSpoof.com was today issued with the sternest warning available to site administrators. The Spoof writer was accused of pandering for points by inviting readers to view stories featuring Hollywood teen idols whom he had nev...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Following hot on the heels of teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song's neon lit abduction (unopposed) tonight on Hollywood Boulevard this evening, disturbing news has reached us that top heart-throb Rob Pattinson has also been abducted following...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood

In the 'Oh my GOD!' with hand covering mouth stakes, it doesn't come much more 'Oh my GOD!' than this. This evening, teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song were abducted in broad lamplight by a pirate raiding party on Hollywood Boulevard, in...

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Funny story: Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson Stories To Be Banned In UK

Here in the UK, media watchers have been baffled by a flood of press releases relating to alleged 'teen queen' Brenda Song, and somebody called Rob Pattinson. The Press Council of Great Britain has intervened on behalf of journalists and spoofolog...

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Funny story: Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Brenda Song, Rob Pattinson to appear nude on Magazine Cover

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight star Rob Pattinson are reportedly set to appear nude on the cover of a magazine. Song's front will be covered with a bed sheet, but her bare back will be fully exposed. Pattinson on the other hand may appear fully...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Dating

Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson Dating

Brenda and Rob, both 20, are set to star in the upcoming indie film, Burning Star. The pair have been seen on a date and apparently, they been seeing each other for several months. The pair reportedly wear matching rings, and have kept their relat...

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Funny story: Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Robert Pattinson, heart throb to girls all over the world and international superstar has been heard to have said that he can't wait for the filming of "New Moon" - the gripping sequel to twilight - to have finished filming so he can go back to his a...

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Funny story: Rob: Twilight is taking over my life - literally

Rob: Twilight is taking over my life - literally

Rob Pattinson has been heard to say that he often regrets taking the part of Edward Cullen because since BEFORE the film came out i can't go anywhere without something weird happening to him. "I can't believe how many fans I have each day screamin...

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Funny story: Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson vow to stay virgins till marriage!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have vowed to stay virgins till marriage. The teen sensations wear purity rings, Brenda and Rob, both 19, reportedly wear metal bands on their fingers to symbolize. Rob thinks of it as, "a pro...

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Funny story: Twilight: The Epidemic

Twilight: The Epidemic

Results have been gathered from the 2008 survey. They reveal that 99.99% of all adolescent girls' lives have been changed by the Twilight Saga, written by Stephenie Meyer. It has been proved that many teenagers care more about their twilight books th...

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Funny story: Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson spotted on a date!

Teen queen, Brenda Song & Rob Pattinson spotted on a date!

Teen queen, Brenda Song and Twilight hottie Rob Pattinson have been spotted on a romantic date in Studio City, Hollywood. Earlier this week, Brenda was seen at Rob's new $3 million apartment in Tribeca. The stars shared an ice cream bowl. The paparaz...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid

Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid

It has been less than three months since the movie "Twilight" has hit theaters, and its main man, Robert Pattinson, is already swooning teenage girls all over the globe. So, it comes as no surprise that the new heartthrob is being linked to the likes...

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Funny story: Pattinson and Stewart: Together?

Pattinson and Stewart: Together?

It seems that stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart , are together. The two were spotted hugging and laughing at an event in Wallenpaupack, Pennsylvania. "They are just friends. Nothing bad was going on. They're young, they have the right to ha...

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Funny story: Breaking News: Pattinson Bows Out of Twilight Sequel

Breaking News: Pattinson Bows Out of Twilight Sequel

In a shocking turn of events, industry insiders have confirmed today that Robert Pattinson will not reprise his role as dashing vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie sequel. Pattinson had originally pulled out of another project in order to...

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