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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...

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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Republican Committee Chairman Michael Steele issued an apology today for insulting nearly all of the leading voices of the Republican Party. When asked to comment on Mitt Romney, Steele said, "He's a Mormon, and it's clear that we don't vote for...

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Funny story: Top 10 reasons to shut the hell up!

Top 10 reasons to shut the hell up!

In light of President Obama's first 100 days, there have been a lot of Republican complaints. Below is the top ten reasons why they should shut the hell up. 10.Democrats had to put up with Bush 9.When Democrats have tea parties...we dump boxes of human waste on certain senator's lawns 8.Joe Biden has some serious connections 7.Barack Obama is too busy to care what the loosers...

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Funny story: Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

Arlen Specter Party Switch Serves as Wake-up Call to GOP; Republicans Hit "Snooze"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...

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Funny story: Benedict Arnell Specter the Defector

Benedict Arnell Specter the Defector

As the Republicant Party can't seem to get anything right every sensible member except Joe Lieberman is running to the Democrat hills. The latest defector Arlen Specter has been a political liberal for years. The collapse of the Republican Party...

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Funny story: President Obama switches to become Republican

President Obama switches to become Republican

In a move that has shaken the US political system, President Barack Obama has announced this morning that he has become a Republican. In a press conference this morning, the President described the reasoning for his shock decision. "I always prom...

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Funny story: Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Obama throws 100 days in office Kool-Aid party for remaining non-defecting Republicans

Washington, D.C. - President Barack Obama celebrated his one hundred days in office today by throwing a Kool-Aid party in the White House Rose garden for the remaining non-defecting members of the Republican Party. Meanwhile, recent democratic co...

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Funny story: Specter defects to Republican Party

Specter defects to Republican Party

Washington AC/DC - (Turncoat Ass Mess): After months of smoke 'n' mirrors obfuscation Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter has finally nailed his Primary Colors to the Republican Party mast. Capitol Hill insider sources immediately noted that the Se...

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Funny story: Republicans Polled: Top Presidential Picks Include Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder

Republicans Polled: Top Presidential Picks Include Joe the Plumber and Bob the Builder

Washington D.C. - A just released national presidential preference poll of Republican voters has surprised politicians and pundits alike. The poll clearly demonstrates that conservative voters are unhappy with mainstream political candidates and are...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republicans and Democrats Desperate For New Recruits.

Republican and Democrats are actively recruiting fresh meat for their parties. Both need to beef up their numbers and make sure that no one sneaks off to join third parties. But it is not a cake walk to get into their ranks. They have certain standards that must be met. Republican grunts must be able to present a good front, pretending to have a strong interest in the common good, and then...

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Funny story: Republicants Announce Tax Protest: BallSack 2009

Republicants Announce Tax Protest: BallSack 2009

BallSack 2009 is the name chosen for the Republicant's protest against the Obama plan to raise taxes on the entire membership of their failing party. The Democratic plan to raise income taxes on the richest 1% of Americans to levels lower than in...

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Funny story: Republicans Promote Sex Orgies to Save Social Security

Republicans Promote Sex Orgies to Save Social Security

WASHINGTON, DC - Building on a program initiated by the late Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC), the Republican Party announced today a stimulus package promoting sex orgies to save the nation's financially ailing Social Security system. Long plagued by fewe...

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Funny story: Republicans Change Platform From 'Compassionate Conservatism' To 'Cold-Blooded Conservatism'

Republicans Change Platform From 'Compassionate Conservatism' To 'Cold-Blooded Conservatism'

The Republicans, still smarting from their losses in the 2008 elections, have taken a new stance. Gone are the Bush I and II philosophies of 'Compassionate Conservatism'. The new motto is 'Cold-Blooded Conservatism'. This new attitude will focus...

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Funny story: Republican's Death Star Will be Fully Operational By 2020 Elections.

Republican's Death Star Will be Fully Operational By 2020 Elections.

Hard-core Republicans, also known in some circles as the 'Evil Empire', plan to have the Death Star fully operational by the 2020 election. The Death Star, which is believed to have the capacity to neutralize the minds of an entire planet, was ad...

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Funny story: Obama ends cell stem funding ban for Republican Presidents

Obama ends cell stem funding ban for Republican Presidents

US President Barack Obama has lifted restrictions on federal funding, for research on new stem cell lines in Republican Presidents. Ex-President George W Bush blocked the use of government money to fund research, saying 'Heck, I don't want no medi...

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Funny story: Republicans Search For A New Reagan

Republicans Search For A New Reagan

The Republicans are desperately searching for new leadership. After Bush won two elections, they thought they had the perfect leader, one who could fool all the people all the time, or at least the ones with the votes and the money that counted. But towards the end he not only rocked the boat but managed to sink it. "What about McCain?" mused Pate Riat, chairman for the Republican Search...

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Funny story: Republicans to Accept "Personal Responsibility" for Economic Collapse and Devastating Election Defeat

Republicans to Accept "Personal Responsibility" for Economic Collapse and Devastating Election Defeat

The Party of "Personal Responsibility" has finally decided to accept personal responsibility for the global financial collapse which took place during the last year of George Bush's term in office. A somber and reflective group of Republican leade...

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