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Funny story: Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

Woman Thrown Out of Jail Trying to Sneak Paris Hilton Pictures

Lynwood Calif. A female paparazzi was thrown out of the, Century Regional Detention Facility, now known as, "THE PARIS HILTON", today when it was discovered she was an imposter posing as a prisoner that was suppose to serve 30 days.

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Funny story: $500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

$500,000.00 Bounty for First Paris Hilton Jail Pictures

The National Enquirer, Globe and various other tabloid newspapers have put out a bounty for the first Paris Hilton jail pictures. The paparazzi are drooling all over themselves trying to figure out a way to dig their claws into the "money shot&q...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Surrenders, Strip Search Tapes to be Released

Paris Hilton Surrenders, Strip Search Tapes to be Released

Lynwood Calif. Paris Hilton surrendered herself to the Los Angeles County Sheriffs Department Sunday night at 11:30 pm. Paris was booked into The Century Regional Detention Facility one day earlier than ordered by a Los Angeles judge.

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Funny story: Def Jam Records offers to pickup Paris Hilton's Recording Contract, after Warner Bros. Dumps her

Def Jam Records offers to pickup Paris Hilton's Recording Contract, after Warner Bros. Dumps her

Hollywood, California - Claiming dismal record sales, Paris Hilton, on the eve of her imprisonment, was served with more bad news when Warner Brother Records announced today they would be releasing her from her recording contract with them. Def Jam R...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Prison Cell To Resemble Awesome Club Scene

Paris Hilton's Prison Cell To Resemble Awesome Club Scene

In a bid to ease the fears of billionaire hotel heiress Paris Hilton, Governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that her cell will be gutted and rebuilt into a hedonistic drunken party.

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Funny story: Bookies offer 4/6 odds on Paris Hilton prison no-show

Bookies offer 4/6 odds on Paris Hilton prison no-show

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.com is offering odds of 6/4ON that peroxide socialite Paris Hilton will fail to show up at Lynwood jail on Tuesday 5 June on some pretext or other.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Sex & Beverly Hillbilly Heroin

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA (PIXLEY GAZZETTE) --Lindsay Lohan, 20, strung-out & drugged-out starlet has checked into Britney Spear's old alma mater, The Promises Rehab Center by the Sea for Losers in Malibu. Loser...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

Ron Paul Endorsed By Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and Paris Hilton

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Congressman Ron Paul knows he is going to be the next president of the United States, and his prospects just improved dramatically with his endorsement by a succession of Hollywood stars, including Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

Lindsay Lohan Arrested Naked, DUI, Possession, Victim In Critical Condition

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA (API) -- Actress Lindsay Lohan, 20, was arrested Saturday after she lost control of her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible she was driving and struck a curb. After receiving a 911...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton Moved to Halfway House: Holiday Inn

Paris Hilton will be moved shortly from her cell in the Los Angeles Regional Detention Center to a halfway house.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton 'ripe for Scientology detox'

Paris Hilton 'ripe for Scientology detox'

California - (Ass Mess): Attorneys acting for disconsolate wannabe somebody Paris Hilton are considering a last-ditch appeal against their client's custodial sentence imposed for DUI sentence violations following negotiations for the peroxide sla...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Prison Ant Farm?

Paris Hilton's Prison Ant Farm?

According to Celebrity Tribute, just days before her required incarceration ordered by a California court judge stemming from an earlier drunken driving conviction, Paris Hilton was sighted leaving the tony Beverly Hills pet shop "ANTS," re...

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Funny story: Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Solid Evidence Found That Paris Hilton Is Innocent Of All Charges

Proof found in a secretly recorded conversation that Paris Hilton was set up by the LAPD, as reported to Stanley Harris by a reliable source - transcript below.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Skull Site of Dense Black Hole - Hawking

Paris Hilton's Skull Site of Dense Black Hole - Hawking

Stephen Hawking, the amazingly brilliant Briton, who is Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge University, author of several outstanding books, and arguably the most intelligent person on the planet, announced yesterday that he theorizes that...

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Funny story: Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

Paris Hiltons Pussy goes hungry whilst she is in custody!

LA, USA, Global ASS' Press: - Wonderful human being, celebrity role model and animal lover Paris Hilton is know for her love of small fury things but has had to put her cuddly friends behind her as she prepares t...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's impersonator to serve sentence.

Paris Hilton's impersonator to serve sentence.

Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton has dropped an appeal against her jail term and is now expected to serve 23 days in the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Satisfies Lusty, Sweaty, Prison Women

Paris Hilton Satisfies Lusty, Sweaty, Prison Women

Although Paris Hilton seduced a healthy number of people, estimated to be 30,000 signatures, to appeal to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger for a pardon, it seemed to be a case of, too little too late. When questioned about the Hilton plea for leniency Schw...

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