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Funny story: Lance Armstrong changes carriers

Lance Armstrong changes carriers

(AP, Anonymous Press)- New York- Reports spread wide as a person matching Lance Armstrong's description, right down to the jersey and bicycle, has been seen couriering packages all over Manhattan. Though Armstrong's personal assistant could n...

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Funny story: The Single Substance Most Useful in A Given Situation Now Identified

The Single Substance Most Useful in A Given Situation Now Identified

New York, New York--For many years, scientists have been seeking the one universal substance that would be most useful in a variety of everyday as well as critical situations. Now, a team of researchers at several prominent New York city-area hospit...

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Funny story: New York Times signs Ward Churchill

New York Times signs Ward Churchill

NEW YORK (AP) - Controversial academic Ward Churchill has been signed by the famous media company, The New York Times.

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Funny story: Qwest ups offer for MCI to $100B, then immediately files for bankruptcy protection

Qwest ups offer for MCI to $100B, then immediately files for bankruptcy protection

DENVER - Qwest bumped up its offer for the outright purchase of MCI to $100 Billion dollars. The offer, which exceeds the one recently made by Verizon by a factor of 15 times, was creating a stir around the MCI offices in New York just about cocktail...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton: "I like to stay at cheap hotels!"

Paris Hilton: "I like to stay at cheap hotels!"

NEW YORK (AP) Hotel heiress Paris Hilton revealed a short list of her favorite hotels. "You might think that I would choose to stay only at those swanky Hilton hotels wherever I go. It's true that I get a complimentary room at most Hilton's, but...

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Funny story: Dan Rather Insists: "George W. Bush Dodged the Draft!"

Dan Rather Insists: "George W. Bush Dodged the Draft!"

NEW YORK (AP) In his last appearance as anchor on the CBS Evening News, veteran reporter Dan Rather spewed a litany of abuse against President George W. Bush. Dan Rather said: "I blame that draft-dodging Bush for my getting canned as anchorman. I KN...

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Funny story: Bush nominates Bolton as US Ambassassador to the UN

Bush nominates Bolton as US Ambassassador to the UN

New York (Spoof International News) In a move that has surprised pundits, nay-sayers, dooms-dayers and other nattering nabobs, President Bush today nominated Michael Bolton as the new US ambassador to the UN, replacing John Negroponte, his new "Intel...

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Funny story: Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team

Dan Rather Joins Naked News Team

NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Tells All !

Maria Sharapova Tells All !

NEW YORK (AP) Publisher Alfred A. Knopf released the long anticipated book by Maria Sharapova. At a cabbage soup and Gatorade brunch, Mr. Knopf welcomed the triumphant Wimbledon tennis star Sharapova into the publishing world.

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Funny story: 50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

50 Cent Awarded Purple Heart

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- At a packed press conference in 50 Cent's hometown, President Bush made an appearance to honor 50 for his remarkable accomplishments and achievements to the hood and the gangsta way of life. Many of 50's friends were on...

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Funny story: More Bush Tapes Revealed

More Bush Tapes Revealed

WASHINGTON - Doug Wead, who secretly taped nine hours of phone conversations with George W. Bush, told The New York Times yesterday, "There's more where those came from." Wead, a former Amway distributor and Assemblies of God minister, said th...

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Funny story: Spike Lee's Plans To Direct "Elric" Movies Create Controversy

Spike Lee's Plans To Direct "Elric" Movies Create Controversy

NEW YORK --- Renowned African American filmmaker Spike Lee today announced he has signed a contract with Sony Pictures to direct six movies based on Michael Moorcock's Elric saga. The central hero of this psychologically complex series is Elric of Me...

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Funny story: President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

President Bush's Image Revered as Religious Icon

A medical photograph taken with the latest Ham-corderâ„¢ technology reveals an imprint of President George W. Bush's face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani's prostate. The startling photo (right), stolen from the office of a board-certi...

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Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

Sarah Jessica Parker Launches Scent of a Woman Fragrance

NEW YORK - Former "Sex and the City" star Sarah Jessica Parker has thrown her veteran pheromones into the celebrity perfume ring. Parker, 39, recently inked a seven-figure deal with Coty Inc. to develop Scent of a Woman fragrance.

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Funny story: Vicious Cones Attack

Vicious Cones Attack

New York, New York - A rash of unprovoked traffic cone attacks reported around the city baffles scientist and police in the city of New York. Reports are coming in from all over; they say .One man was nearly killed when a wild cone attacked his legs...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

Hillary Clinton Collapses, Conspiracy Blamed

(Rotters) -- Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton collapsed under the weight of her own monumental sense of self-importance during a luncheon speech Monday in upstate New York.

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Funny story: Weather Delays Hamper Iraq Insurgents' Travel Plans

Weather Delays Hamper Iraq Insurgents' Travel Plans

NEW YORK--With Sunday's election in Iraq just days away, the recent cold weather wave has would-be extremists in the U.S. worried about reaching Iraqi polling stations in time to cause destruction and havoc.

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