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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

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Funny story: Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Pat Robertson blames Godless Hollywood sluts for SoCal fires disaster

Virginia Beach - (Apocalyptic Mess): The Reverend Pat Robertson has blamed "Godless sluts like Britney, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Hudgens" for the Lord's wrath that's wreaking havoc on Southern California's fire-ra...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

Paris Hilton To Endorse "The Friday the 13th Diet"

(Los Angeles--CA) When she's not driving drunk, reading the Bible, calling Lindsay Lohan "fire crotch", being the lit match to the high explosive list of Britney Spears' addictions, Paris Hilton just might be throwing up. At least that's what her publicist, Elliot "The Leech" Mintz, would have us believe. Today, Hilton announced she was signing on to endorse "T...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Goes Wild In Rehab

Rehab insiders have given The Spoof the 411 on the wild side of rehabilitation when Lindsay Lohan is involved. It seems Lindsay couldn't refrain herself from running around naked in front of male patients and staff alike. The staff repeatedly req...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan attends sex addicts anonymous meetings in bathroom of drug rehab facility; claim divorce papers of British heiress

Lindsay Lohan attends sex addicts anonymous meetings in bathroom of drug rehab facility; claim divorce papers of British heiress

Hollywood, California - Lindsay Lohan was named in divorce papers of British heiress, Stephanie Allen, for allegedly breaking up her 3-year long marriage to her husband by having sex with him in the bathroom, while attending rehab at the Cirque Lodge...

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Funny story: Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Lindsey lohan trains sheep to tapdance for new TV show

Bonkers celebrity bitch, Lindsey Lohan has been busy lately training sheep how to tapdance for a new POX show.

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Funny story: People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine Issues Best Dressed, Worst Dressed and Other Lists

People Magazine has issued their annual best and worst dressed list and the same names dominate both. This year, however, they have added a new category to their issue: Least Dressed. Rob Taylor, public relations director for the magazine's Los...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to Perform the "Nut" Cracker

LA - Lindsay Lohan gets arrested for drinking and Paris Hilton portrays the Prison matron who comes to poor Lindsay's rescue. In the first part of the suite, this new age ballet shocks the audience as a Mercedes bolts onto stage and careens into...

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Lindsey Lohan impersonator, Lonely Lindsey, bares breasts at funeral home

Popular Lindsey Lohan lookalike, Lonely Lindsey, revealed herself at her naked best at a Santa Barbara funeral parlor on friday.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Hypnotizes Judicial System

Lindsay Lohan Hypnotizes Judicial System

In a masterful move Lindsay Lohan hypnotized the police, prosecutor and judge in her duel cocaine possession/DUI charges. Legal analysts have been dumbfounded over how Lohan could slide out from under these charges so easily.

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Funny story: Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hollywood Celebrates Hayden Panettierre On Her 18th Birthday and Entry Into Skankdom

Hayden Panettierre, the young cheerleader from the cast of Heroes, turns eighteen years old this week. For her official entry into the world of Hollywood sleaze, other media personalities are throwing her a "skanking out" party. Each of several fam...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Sues Santa Monica Police Department

Lindsay Lohan Sues Santa Monica Police Department

Lindsay Lohan, recently arrested for allegedly assaulting her fired assistants mother in a parking lot in Santa Monica, DUI and drug possession has countered the charges with a lawsuit for harassment, unreasonable search and seizure and making me t...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

Lindsay Lohan chases car tyres

World famous pubic lice keeper, Lindsay Lohan, was today witnessed chasing the tyres of a Ford 100 pickup truck.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

Paris Hilton To Open Rehab Facility: Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to be First Clients!

In Los Angelos today it was good news for lost starlets struggling to stay sober. Paris Hilton has started the first of what will be a chain of rehab centers, called "Tough Love", to be located at Hilton Resorts around the world.

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Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'

Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.

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Funny story: Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Seek Vagina Monologue While Sharing Jail Cell

Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Seek Vagina Monologue While Sharing Jail Cell

Nicole Richie is awaiting a short prison sentence for DWI. Lindsay Lohan is awaiting a couple of court dates for multiple DWI's and posession of cocaine (whether or not she was in someone else's pants). The two Hollywood starlets have petitioned Ju...

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