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Funny story: Kate tells pals: "When I kissed Prince Charming he turned into a frog"

Kate tells pals: "When I kissed Prince Charming he turned into a frog"

London - (Ass Mess): It was over before it ever began. And now friends of Kate Middleton have told press reporters of her shock and upset when her first kiss with William turned into a macabre nightmare of Grimm Brothers proportions.

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Funny story: Psychiatrists' report says William 'psychologically flawed'

Psychiatrists' report says William 'psychologically flawed'

London - (Ass Mess): It's no wonder Kate Middleton dumped the Pretender to the Throne's son William.

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Funny story: Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug...

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Funny story: Video games have more control over our lives, MIT researchers find

Video games have more control over our lives, MIT researchers find

The latest gamivideo games may have played a more significant part of our lives, results show from the much praised research programme headed by MIT.

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Funny story: Nude Kate Middleton shots to go under the hammer

Nude Kate Middleton shots to go under the hammer

London - (Ass Mess): In the ultimate two-fingers-up-yours gesture to Prince Wiliam and the Royal Family Kate Middleton is to auction nude pictures of herself next month.

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Funny story: When Harry Met Kate

When Harry Met Kate

Royal gossip commentators have said that the reason for the recent William/ Middleton split is over a pervy pact between the two Princes. It was reported that the William was up for it with a number of girls and the Harry had expressed an interest in...

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Funny story: The Spoof warned in January "Comet McNaught portends royal disaster"

The Spoof warned in January "Comet McNaught portends royal disaster"

London - (Rioters): Prince William and Kate Middleton's break-up was foretold in January this year as satirical skywatchers advised of the ominous impact that Comet McNaught would have on the royal romance.

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Funny story: Kate: "It all boils down to orgasm"

Kate: "It all boils down to orgasm"

London - (Unrequited Press): Her friends have always known what everyone else is only now realising: a multi-orgasmic woman has her needs.

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

Prince William/Kate Middleton - Her Name Was "Too Short" Says Mail On Sunday

"She may have been a looker, but her name wasn't long enough."...

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Funny story: William and Middleton Split Over Gingham Dress

William and Middleton Split Over Gingham Dress

Speculation continues into why Prince William and Kate Middleton have ended their Four year relationship. Sources close to the Palace have hinted that it may have been Prince William's insistence that he wears a gingham pinafore dress and sings a...

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Funny story: Bush asks Kate Middleton to work as White House intern

Bush asks Kate Middleton to work as White House intern

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The British Ambassador in Washington has been asked to put out feelers to Kate Middleton, the royal also-ran who dumped Prince William this weekend after six years of fag-hagging tabloid headlines.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton to get her own Memorial Fountain and large cheque

Kate Middleton to get her own Memorial Fountain and large cheque

London - (Ass Mess): Sources close to the Royal Civil List have confirmed that Kate Middleton has been offered her very own Memorial Fountain in the Rotten Row area of Hyde Park and an appropriate expenses' cheque covering the last six years of f...

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Funny story: Royal Wedding souvenir crockery industry goes down the pan

Royal Wedding souvenir crockery industry goes down the pan

Royal Derby - (Old Crocks Press): Ten thousand jobs at British crockery factories around the UK will be lost following the news that there will no royal engagement, no royal wedding and no point in collecting over fifty million items of the House of...

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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton Breakup: A Hoax!

Prince William and Kate Middleton Breakup: A Hoax!

It appears that the press has a lot of egg on its face today after it was announced that the breakup between Prince William and Kate Middleton was just a prank.

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Funny story: No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

No More Fun At The Palace For Kate Middleton's Pussy

The people of Britain have woken up today to news so devastating that it could signal the end of these great Islands for ever.

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Funny story: Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Diana Fountain turns blood red as Heather Mills blamed for William getting dumped

Hype Park, London - (Ass Mess): The waters of the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain developed bleeding stigmata today after Heather Mills emerged as the culprit behind Kate Middleton's dumping of William.

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Funny story: Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

Prince William/Kate Middleton Divorce Latest

There was a new development in the Prince William/Kate Middleton divorce row today, when it emerged that the intended Princess had been seeing another man. Whooaaaa...

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