Republican Presidential Candidate and Arizona Senator John McCain chose his Vice Presidential running mate for the upcoming election. In a move that was of little surprise to anyone, he went with Condoleezza Rice.
Presidential hopeful John McCain seemed once again confused about who the enemy is in Iraq. At a speech before the National Association of Really Old People (NAROP) in Cleveland, McCain made the claim that the surge had put the Shriners on the run.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Tuesday that he will continue "the Jewish takeover of America that George Bush has begun" if elected president.
The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.
Fear City, AZ - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain announced a bold new plan for making America safer.
Stunning the electorate and sending a defiant message, Senator John McCain announced today that he has selected current Vice President Dick Cheney to be his running mate. The move sets Cheney up to be the only Vice President to serve under consecutiv...
"The biggest mistake of my life." - That's how Lawrence Goldman, a life-long friend of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, described his lunch with the Arizona Senator at Thanh Hien, a Vietnamese restaurant in suburban Phoeni...
In the first ever politico-erotic diatribe dicku-drama in film history, Michael Moore and the Coen Broes have collaborated on "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man".
In a terrible twist of fate, Arid Zona Senator, John "Son of Cain" McCain on a campaign trip to Iraq has been captured by insurgents and imprisoned in the cruelest hellhole next to US POW camp, Abu Graib.
Repub Candie John McCain, self-proclaimed foreign policy guru, visited Iraq for the umpteenth time. but this visit is different. Prior visitations involved investigations into troop strength or morale boosting drop-ins on soldiers.
Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are married to their first spouse, according to documents recently uncovered by mainstream media.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain formally thanked Mossad for 'taking down' Eliot Spitzer on Friday.
Tempe, AZ - Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain angrily denounced Washington insiders and politicians in Congress, such as Senator McCain of Arizona.
Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.
U.S. Presidential hopefull Senator John McCain appeared before the press and a large crowd in Pennsylvania yesterday dressed in a bright orange kaftan surrounded by a group of followers carrying automatic weapons and what seemed to be the severed hea...
Washington, DC (IPP) - John McCain announced this afternoon that he had picked Dr. Povenmire Finootch as his choice to run along side of him as Vice President. "It looks like a McCain-Finootch ticket", was the word circulating through the...
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Barrack Obama received word that Hillary Clinton was looking for financial help in creating an anti-John McCain political advertisement for television.
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