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Funny story: McCain Picks Running Mate

McCain Picks Running Mate

Republican Presidential Candidate and Arizona Senator John McCain chose his Vice Presidential running mate for the upcoming election. In a move that was of little surprise to anyone, he went with Condoleezza Rice.

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Funny story: McCain confuses Sunnis, Shi'ites and Shriners

McCain confuses Sunnis, Shi'ites and Shriners

Presidential hopeful John McCain seemed once again confused about who the enemy is in Iraq. At a speech before the National Association of Really Old People (NAROP) in Cleveland, McCain made the claim that the surge had put the Shriners on the run.

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Funny story: McCain Will Promote the Takeover of America

McCain Will Promote the Takeover of America

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Tuesday that he will continue "the Jewish takeover of America that George Bush has begun" if elected president.

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Funny story: Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.

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Funny story: McCain Demands 'Do-Over' in Iraq

McCain Demands 'Do-Over' in Iraq

Fear City, AZ - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain announced a bold new plan for making America safer.

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Funny story: John McCain Gets Dick

John McCain Gets Dick

Stunning the electorate and sending a defiant message, Senator John McCain announced today that he has selected current Vice President Dick Cheney to be his running mate. The move sets Cheney up to be the only Vice President to serve under consecutiv...

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Funny story: John McCain Freaks in Vietnamese Restaurant

John McCain Freaks in Vietnamese Restaurant

"The biggest mistake of my life." - That's how Lawrence Goldman, a life-long friend of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, described his lunch with the Arizona Senator at Thanh Hien, a Vietnamese restaurant in suburban Phoeni...

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Funny story: MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

In the first ever politico-erotic diatribe dicku-drama in film history, Michael Moore and the Coen Broes have collaborated on "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man".

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Funny story: McCain Imprisoned in the Baghdad Budget Inn!

McCain Imprisoned in the Baghdad Budget Inn!

In a terrible twist of fate, Arid Zona Senator, John "Son of Cain" McCain on a campaign trip to Iraq has been captured by insurgents and imprisoned in the cruelest hellhole next to US POW camp, Abu Graib.

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Funny story: McCain Goes to Iraq to Declare The Hundred Years' War!

McCain Goes to Iraq to Declare The Hundred Years' War!

Repub Candie John McCain, self-proclaimed foreign policy guru, visited Iraq for the umpteenth time. but this visit is different. Prior visitations involved investigations into troop strength or morale boosting drop-ins on soldiers.

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Funny story: Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Marriagegate Dooms Democrats, Helps McCain

Both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are married to their first spouse, according to documents recently uncovered by mainstream media.

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Funny story: John McCain and Ehud Olmert Thank Mossad for 'Taking Down' Eliot Spitzer

John McCain and Ehud Olmert Thank Mossad for 'Taking Down' Eliot Spitzer

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Prime Minister of Israel Ehud Olmert and Republican Presidential candidate John McCain formally thanked Mossad for 'taking down' Eliot Spitzer on Friday.

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Funny story: John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

John McCain Angrily Denounces John McCain

Tempe, AZ - Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain angrily denounced Washington insiders and politicians in Congress, such as Senator McCain of Arizona.

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Funny story: GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

GLAAD: Fox reality show 'Election 2008' homophobic, badly written

Fox Network's successful reality show Election 2008 has drawn harsh fire this week from gay activists.

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Funny story: Sen. John McCain Adopts Col. Kurtz Apocalypse Now Personna

Sen. John McCain Adopts Col. Kurtz Apocalypse Now Personna

U.S. Presidential hopefull Senator John McCain appeared before the press and a large crowd in Pennsylvania yesterday dressed in a bright orange kaftan surrounded by a group of followers carrying automatic weapons and what seemed to be the severed hea...

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Funny story: McCain Picks Finootch for VP

McCain Picks Finootch for VP

Washington, DC (IPP) - John McCain announced this afternoon that he had picked Dr. Povenmire Finootch as his choice to run along side of him as Vice President. "It looks like a McCain-Finootch ticket", was the word circulating through the...

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Funny story: Obama Funds Anti Clinton and Anti McCain Ads

Obama Funds Anti Clinton and Anti McCain Ads

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Barrack Obama received word that Hillary Clinton was looking for financial help in creating an anti-John McCain political advertisement for television.

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