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Funny story: Scientists clone Jesus.

Scientists clone Jesus.

The Californian institute for scientific research today revealed that not only had it successfully cloned a human being but that it chose to go for the big one and had cloned Jesus.

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Funny story: Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

Jesus Christ admits - I didn't mean it.

It's Easter, and the Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury, and all the other blobby-arsed clergymen with yearnings for sprung-bottomed boys in the far-fetched world of Christendom are falling over themselves to fall before the image of the god they wor...

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Funny story: Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

Shock and Outrage as Jesus perpetrates 'Bigger than Beatles' scandal

The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.

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Funny story: Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

Bush calls Jesus "Threat to Democracy"

George Bush, in a statement today has branded Jesus "A dangerous revolutionary and probably a commie" in a speech to the Council of Churches today.

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Funny story: Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

Jesus H. Christ's Estate Grosses $30 Million

HOLLYWOOD- The Estate of Jesus H. Christ has just earned a stunning $30 Million in one day.

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Funny story: Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

Passion of the Christ is NOT Passionate

For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion. The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about...

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Funny story: Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Gibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist

Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - Mel Gibson, controversial Director of the film The Passion of Christ has issued a statement regarding the film denouncing those who have accused him of portraying the Lord as an S&M fetishist.

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Funny story: Pope sets date for Armageddon

Pope sets date for Armageddon

In a shocking announcement from the Vatican this week Pope John-Paul revealed that he and a number of high ranking cardinals decided the date in a committee meeting last month. 26th March 2004 is the provisional date with Jesus' return tour expec...

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Funny story: Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Stained Glass Blunder depicts religious erection

Westminster Cathedral's latest stained-glass addition to its west wing, has been stoned and destroyed by a group of rabble Christians. They describe an "ungoldy erection" poking from the cloth of Jesus in a portrayal of a "feet cle...

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Funny story: Movie About Life of Jesus Strangely Predictable

Movie About Life of Jesus Strangely Predictable

HOLLYWOOD-Critics blasted the new ‘Life of Jesus' movie recently, calling the story ‘predictable' and ‘without surprise.'...

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Funny story: Bigger Than The Beatles?

Bigger Than The Beatles?

Jesus was on the receiving end of God's wrath yesterday when, during a late night wine tasting session with St Peter, He revealed that He considered himself to be ‘bigger than the Beatles'. St Peter, well know for his indiscretion (particularly regar...

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Funny story: JESUS FOUND!!!!!!!!!

JESUS FOUND!!!!!!!!!

Tell all the Christians to stop fussing and searching, Jesus has at last been found! Around the hour of Midnight, The Spoof''s very own reporter Jackie Sharp, under the influence of alcohol you understand, walked into a brothel, in an area which will remain unnamed, and saw, none other than the Christian deity himself, Mr. Jesus Christ.

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