(Defecated News) Old Labour back in the day when they were socialists, created the NHS as a fair way to allow poor lazy people to get free treatment off the back of hard-working tax-payers. It worked well. The poor sponged off the state and got every...
The AGW Anthropogenic Global Warming or Human Induced Climate Change virus was first isolated in a lab at the Climate Research Unit of the University of East Nowhere. The AGW virus can be recognized by the following signature - valadj=[0.,0.,0.
Scientist, and man who know's what it's about, Dr Angram Philchpott has categorically stated, so it must be true, that certain things that at first were thought bad are infact good for you. Things like smoking, which are generally accepted to be f...
Alabama - A man who had recently won a multi-state lottery faked being in a coma for 2 years to see who was worthy of being included in his will. Ricky Ray Rayfield woke up after 2 years of hospitalization to the relief and horror of his famil...
The delay of the Senate Health Care Bill Vote has puzzled many Americans. Citizens wonder when they will know if a new government run health care system will provide America with much needed relief. A report out of the White House early Wednesday mor...
In a shocking twist that is contrary to what the public has been saying for years, a new study released by the U.N. Department of Health has shown that laughter is not the best medicine. The study originated after three United Nations health worke...
There was bedlam last night in the US House of Representatives when the history making health care bill was passed. As Democrats,for the most part,cheered and high fived,the Republicans with red faces... jeered, grumbled, yelled, a few cried and seve...
Knockbridge,TN.-Homesteaders in this small Appalachian town got a welcome surprise this weekend when copies of the 1990 page Health Care Reform Bill started arriving at homes across the country via the delivery service, Federal Distress. "Woo wee!...
Washington DC -The Majority Leader of the Senate, Hairy D. Weed of Los Vegas, stated to my secret Senate source that his healthcare bill would include the "pubic option." The provision would allow the federal government to legislate the mandatory...
US President Barack Obama has declared the common cold a national emergency. The President signed the Taking Ourselves 2 Seriously proclamation at a jousting tournament in Washington DC last Friday, wearing a crown and surrounded by knights and serva...
Now that cold and flu season is here, here's some tips, courtesy of TheSpoof.com, for staying healthy. 1. People who exercise regularly usually stay healthier. Try to marry someone like this so they can go to work when you can't. 2. There is a large increase in flu cases after Christmas. Convert to Judaism. 3. If you get sick, try to stay indoors for a few days and drink lots o...
The World Health Organization today issued a Global Warning officially naming Barack Hussein Obama a PANDEMIC! The unprecedented action from an agency more intent on equalizing wealth amongst the world's population, was forced into the proclamati...
Stovington, Vermont - Dr. Denninger of the Center for Disease Control has confirmed that this latest strain of flu, know as "SuperFlu" or "Captain Tripps" is now at the level of a national emergency. Government officials have heretofore been retic...
Tissue manufacturers are becoming increasingly concerned over the spread of a fungus apparently living off tissue paper which has been found in batches of tissues and toilet paper rolls across the globe. Once the fungus gets inside the pack of tissue it starts to make the tissue its home while travelling around the world for its customer. During this time it absorbs goodness in the tissue and i...
Every City, U.S.A. - Up until the eighties it was the glory days for smokers. Ash trays on every desk, ash trays outside of elevators, doctors walking through hospitals smoking, planes, trains, buses...it was a thing of beauty. However, nothing t...
Doctors working at the Univ. of TX., in Austin have petitioned the American Medical Association to define and treat Liberalism as a disease, not unlike Alcoholism. After evaluating the study the AMA has agreed. Liberal behavior, they define as mixtur...
A man who is thought by many in his local pub to be the most boring man on Earth has taken up a post of Human Anaesthetic at Bradford Royal Infirmary. The man, Adrian Lipstick, about 45, regularly bores the arse off drinkers at the Horse and Cobbl...
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