Medium Rock, AK - Senior year at Medium Rock High School was memorable for Johnny Wallbanger. The Medium Rock quarterback averaged 10 touchdown passes per game and threw for hundreds of yards, propelling his team to the top of their division. Wallb...
The Dallas Cowboys, never a team afraid of setting new trends in the game of football, will break with tradition next season when their cheerleading squad will contain "at least 7" male cheerleaders, it has been reported. A story in the Las Cruces...
New Orleans, LA - In what will go down in history as the Super Bowl's greatest upset, the New Orleans Saints came out of nowhere to lead the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. However, as most NFL analysts have reported, nobody gives a shit. "What? Th...
MIAMI - Super Bowl 44 was won by the New Orleans Saints who defeated the Indianapolis Colts 31-17. The Colts were favored by 4½ points. TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT SUPER BOWL XLIV 1. Queen Latifah's pre-game singing performance was not the worst in Super Bowl's 44 year history. Although it definitely was close, that honor still goes to American Idol alumni William Hung. At least QL sang...
Indianapolis Colt's Head coach Jim Caldwell says that his team was tricked Sunday in losing the Super Bowl. "They were supposed to run the ball with Bush. They were supposed to kick off to us in the second half. We were supposed to WIN!" Sounds...
It's probably the Greatest Show On Earth. We are of course talking about Superbowl XLIV which takes place later today amidst an unprecedented security lockdown as the New Orleans Saints go helmet to helmet with the Indianapolis Colts at Miami's Sun L...
MIAMI - The director of the Super Bowl Half Time Festivities, Delvin Zavatini, has just announced that due to the fact that Taylor Swift has backed out of her scheduled performance he has had to make a quick last minute change in the musical show.
Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...
BATON ROUGE - For a select few citizens in Louisiana's state capital of Baton Rouge, the upcoming Super Bowl has a different meaning for them. Hearing the anecdotes about how good a win would be for the city of New Orleans after the very recent, dev...
Recruits who were being sought by multiple universities have stated that other schools told them that Florida's Head Football Coach Urban Meyer was leaving the program to coach the Dallas Cowboys. While this did not affect the decision of three know...
Jets head coach Rex Ryan announced today that he was surprised and confused over the controversy swirling over an obscene gesture he made towards a Miami Dolphin fan while at a martial arts event. Ryan says he routinely responds to insults given by J...
NEW MADRID, Missouri - President Barack Obama was in New Madrid addressing the Missouri Federation of Mule Breeders. He stressed to the convention goers the importance of making sure that our children and their children continue to take advantage...
CAIRO - Osama Bin Laden has finally surfaced and he is certainly in fine form. He has gained back about 13 of the 20 pounds he lost while hiding like a deranged rat in caves of Pakistan, India, Nepal, Bangladesh, and Finland. The 6 foot 6 inch Bin...
MIAMI - Word coming out of Miami, Florida is that there is some genuine concern that the half time extravaganza, featuring The Who, and which in the past has included such great recording artists as Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Donnie and Marie Osmo...
Brett Favre stood at a podium at the Minnesota Vikings headquarters and took questions from reporters after his choking performance Sunday against the New Orleans Saints. Favre threw more interceptions in that game than the Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo h...
OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...
NEW ORLEANS - In a game that went back and forth more than Kirstie Alley and an ice cream shop, the Saints (once the Ain'ts) pulled it out 31-28 on a field goal by their 16-year-old kicker. As he watched the ball sail through the uprights one coul...
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