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Funny story: Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

Woman wins watermelon queen title at state fair

27-year-old Stephanie McLamb won top honors today as being North Carolina's watermelon queen in front of a full house. McLamb beat out a field of a dozen other competitors to win the popular title.

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Funny story: Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

Study shows: Grape Eaters May Die

A landmark study by the Association of National Medical Doctors, in conjunction with the the medical journal "The Syringe," says grape eaters face a higher risk of death.

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Funny story: Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens Force Lorry To Crash

Chickens being transported across Scotland to their deaths, have forced a lorry driver to crash his vehicle on the A80 near Stirling.

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Funny story: A Diet to Die For?

A Diet to Die For?

Its being hailed as the most dangerous 'fad' diet since eating windows but Hollywood's A-list are all looking for a 'slice' of the action. Home amputation is now the fastest growing way to lose a stone. 'Alleged' comedy ac...

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Funny story: Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Oliver Cooks His Own Face

Drool lipped mockney foodster Jamie Oliver is currently under observation in Camden Holistic Hospital today after suffering third degree burns to his boat race (face). Oliver (19) was rushed, in a carbon neutral rickshaw ambulance, to the hospital wh...

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Funny story: Investment Group Banking on Canadian Cuisine

Investment Group Banking on Canadian Cuisine

NEWARK, NJ -- Focus Restaurant Concepts are teaming with the high-powered investment group Franks, Wesley and Thompson to open what the Trenton-based restaurant group hopes will be the next hot trend in chain restaurants; Canadian Cuisine.

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Funny story: Demons in the Kitchen

Demons in the Kitchen

I'll bet you grew up being told to 'eat your vegetables ... they'll help you grow." Well, forget that advice. Beelzebub has come out with the newest diet information available. In order to make it in New Hell (as Earth is now known), one will have to give up eating food because he is adding the vaginal fluids of his string of ancient concubines to all foodstuffs and water ... forget about it. He's...

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Funny story: New drug hits the streets

New drug hits the streets

After a damming report, by boffins at Southampton University, which stated that a mixture of commonly used food colourings could cause hyperactivity in children, drug users have cleared supermarket shelves of all leading confectionery products.

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Funny story: Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Italians plan pasta boycott for one day; Pope evacuates Vatican City; Police placed on tactical alert as country braces for violence

Rome, Italy - As word of the planned boycott of pasta, because the rising cost of the county's food staple spreads throughout the country, so does widespread panic. It is rumored that the Pope has already left the country advising priest and nuns...

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Funny story: Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Nazi Flapjack Arrested

Police today arrested a nineteen year old flapjack in Reading for incitement of racial hatred. The flapjack was found by Terror police lying in the shape of a swastika on a pavement.

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

J.K. Rowling's new literary work: 'Hogwart's Great Hall of Culinary Cuisine'; re-titled something insulting to Yanks in America

New York, New York - The latest to jump on the treadmill of dieting books that Americans just cannot seem to get enough of these days, J.K. Rowling has surprised everyone with her recent announcement that she has sent her latest completed literary wo...

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Funny story: The Secret Poisons Hidden In Your Vitamins

The Secret Poisons Hidden In Your Vitamins

Do you take daily multivitamin supplements to better your health? What about your kids? Well, chances are you and your kids may be intaking the same deadly poisons found in cigarettes.

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Funny story: Fruit Can Cause AIDS, Cancer and STDs

Fruit Can Cause AIDS, Cancer and STDs

LONDON (Defecated News) - The World Health Organisation (WHO) released a report last week in which it was announced that 'Fruit Is An Evil Bastard Food'.

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Funny story: Dead Loved Ones - Preserved In Pasty Form.

Dead Loved Ones - Preserved In Pasty Form.

LONDON (Defecated News) - A Cornish pasty-making factory and national undertaker have teamed up to provide a sensitive yet alternative service for people.

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Funny story: UK's Oldest Goldfish Has A Very Happy Birthday

UK's Oldest Goldfish Has A Very Happy Birthday

Pet fish sensation, Goldie, the UK's longest living goldfish, is celebrating his 103rd birthday today and looks set to carry on swimming into the record books.

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Funny story: Tissue Engineers Create Meat From A Fungus

Tissue Engineers Create Meat From A Fungus

LONDON (Defecated News) - Following a series of scientific 'breakthroughs' over the past few years, genetic scientists and tissue engineers have managed to isiloate specific cells from shitake mushroom and create a piece of m...

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Funny story: Ham Radios Found to be Edible

Ham Radios Found to be Edible

Dayton, Ohio (IP) Ham operator and experimenter KR4ZYNU7 has been doing a lot of ham radio experimentation as he waits out the next 11 year solar cycle peak.

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