After the recent wave of xenophobic attacks, food price riots and demonstrations in South Africa, Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has come up with a novel solution.
"Mr. Spud," J.R. Simplot, age 99, died on May 25, 2008, at his home in Boise, Idaho, USA. Mr. Simplot is credited with developing & wholesaling the frozen potatoes used by fast food restaurants throughout the world to produce thin, ready-t...
Despite the negative talk between rivals Obama and Hillary, focusing on bitterness, elitism, religion, guns, and, especially, the divisive Reverend Jeremiah Wright's anti-everybody oratory, a key issue had still not surfaced.
PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.
Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.
"You can't even make a risotto?" Gordon Ramsey shouts at the UN Food Crisis Management Meeting today. "Shut it down, shut the kitchen down."...
Democratic Republic of The Congo - Children affected by war in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo face starvation, says the UN food agency.
New York, New York - Because of the food shortages, blamed on the rising cost of oil, fertilizer and increased production of biofuels in Europe and America, nations that recently made contributions to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault have been forced t...
Delia Smith, the well-known TV celebrity cookess and Norwich City fan, has been accused of putting the lives of millions of people at risk, and was today labelled "a real threat to peopl...
A woman starves her Alsatian husband in Glasgow. A pet owner euthanizes his Scot terrier with a dearth of dog food. The Scot government deprives the poor of their haggis tax rebate. Wherever you turn in foggy damp Scotland someone seems to be starvin...
Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.
In a dramatic move aimed at harmonising sell-by and use-by dates on products other than food, the mandarins (sadly no use-by date on these particular fruits) of Brussels have imposed rules to cover an extended range of non-food products.
Julie Wilkes from Hull has just opened the first of what she hopes will soon be a nationwide chain of fast food shops that cater for the cravings of expectant mothers. The name to look out for will be 'Café Neuf'
CLEVELAND, Ohio (Reuters) -- Nutritionists at the American Dietetic Association have been baffled by a new foodstuff being tested at local McDonald's stores called the "McLove Muffin."...
College students who live off-campus and are struggling to make ends meet while getting an education have been hit with a major crisis. There is a major ramen noodle shortage and the few available packages of ramen noodles available are selling for...
Researchers at U. of Oxford & U. of Exeter have compiled evidence that the quality of womens' diets around the time of conception is statistically significant in determining the resulting children's gender. Well-fed females tend to bear more...
A Stoke woman has hit the big time after deciding to serve breakfast from her vagina.
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