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Funny story: America only has Monopoly money left

America only has Monopoly money left

With a debt of over THIRTEEN TRILLION DOLLARS President Obama has announced that America only has monopoly money left so plans to build a moon base have been scrapped. Some conspiracy theorists however have stated that it is impossible to go past...

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Funny story: New Government Spending Concepts Unveiled

New Government Spending Concepts Unveiled

Washington DC: Congressional Democrats have indicated that any new federal spending in the next three years will be based on the five sound economic concepts embodied in folklore and adages. House Speaker Pelosi comes out of the House Chamber look...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Gordon Brown: "Premiership Football Clubs should exercise prudence, just like the Labour Party and Government finances!"

Downing Street, LONDON: At Gordon Brown's monthly Downing Street news conference, Mr Brown issued a warning over football finances by saying some club debts are "too high" and urged owners and managers to consider the supporters. "It is a matter...

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Funny story: Stimulus Dollars At Work

Stimulus Dollars At Work

The Federal Government is hiring at a record pace. Initially that might seem a good thing in this distressed economy but it brings along some negative baggage. Specifically, these new hires are often not fully trained in the subtleties and nuances of public service. To that end the Office of Employment and Budget has began teaching classes for these recruits at various locations throughout the...

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Funny story: UK leaves The Recession Club

UK leaves The Recession Club

The UK finally staggered drunkenly out of the Recession Club, Holborn early yesterday morning after drinking heavily in there since early last year. The G20 nations all met up for a drink up in the famous club in the spring of last year and each s...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown: "UK out of recession, thanks to me!"

Gordon Brown: "UK out of recession, thanks to me!"

The UK officially left recession in the last quarter of 2009, thanks to a massive injection of government money into the economy. Prime Minister Gordon Brown was triumphant in parliament today. He said, to the usual jeers, "Ye see! Ah did it! Ah s...

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Funny story: "Britain's Recession Is Over" Says Ramsay MacDonald

"Britain's Recession Is Over" Says Ramsay MacDonald

The Prime Minister Mr Ramsay MacDonald today announced that the nation's longest ever recession was finally at an end. Speaking outside 10 Downing Street he said "It has been a long, hard time for us all. Now let us be thankful that we have made it t...

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Funny story: UK Out of Recession?

UK Out of Recession?

Industry analysts have announced that the UK is out of recession as of today. This follows on from other industry analysts announcing that we were out of recession at the beginning of December, and yet more industry analysts who have announced that w...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Eliminates Executive and Legislative Branches Of Government Appoints Goldman Sachs

Supreme Court Eliminates Executive and Legislative Branches Of Government Appoints Goldman Sachs

In a decision that is sure to change The United States of America for all time, the Supreme Court announced that it is eliminating the executive and legislative branches of government and is appointing Goldman Sachs to replace them. In a five to...

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Funny story: O'Bomba to Focus on Jobs & Economy

O'Bomba to Focus on Jobs & Economy

And to get things kicked off right, Wal Mart, the Retailing and profits giant of America, made their own announcement the same day. At Wal Mart owned Sam's Clubs across the U.S. more than 11,000 staffers will be laid off as the retailer seeks lower w...

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Funny story: Miracle Survivor Found Amidst The Rubble

Miracle Survivor Found Amidst The Rubble

Emergency services have said that they were 'amazed' to have found a survivor in the wreckage following the British economic earthquake. Amongst the rubble in Downing Street rescuers found a man called Gordon still breathing. "We were shocked. He's b...

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Funny story: Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering Costs British Economy £30bn A Year

Government Fear Mongering costs the UK £30bn every year - more than twice as much as previously thought. Propaganda evasion has risen to £15.2bn a year with waking up to reality costing £1.1bn annually. In fact the public sector is the worst hi...

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Funny story: White House Announces New GM Car Loans To Be Funded By Treasury

White House Announces New GM Car Loans To Be Funded By Treasury

President Obama announced today that General Motors is now authorized to offer low interest auto loans to new car buyers that will be paid back using payroll deductions collected by the IRS. The government will fund the 15-year term loans at current...

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Funny story: Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Goldman Sachs Announces Bumper Profits

Banking Giant Goldman Sachs today announced bumper profits of £8billion. While the rest of the country struggles through the snow and with only snow to eat the bankers at the firms City headquarters were eating swan and basking in winter sunshine.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

Supreme Court Allows Direct Purchase of Presidency

The U.S. Supreme Court has just ruled, in the Citizens United case, that Wall Street firms such as Goldman Sachs have the right to contribute as many billions of dollars as they wish to determine the outcome of Congressional and Presidential campaign...

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Funny story: All Night Long

All Night Long

Taoism, the Chinese dualistic philosophy, dates back to 2,000 BC. It symbolizes pairs of opposites consisting of Yin (dark side) and Yang (light side) observed in the universe, such as good vs. evil, love vs. hate, light vs. dark etc. Incidentally, Carl Gustav Jung (1875 - 1961), a Swiss psychiatrist, gives us the 'principle of opposites'. An instance of which is when we think of our wealthy old a...

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Funny story: A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

A Crisis of Monumenal Proportions Hits UK As Supplies of Stella Artois Run Down Causing Panic Buying, Hoarding & Angst Amongst Spoof Staff!

There is frenzied activity seen everywhere in this naval port city that not only survives on tourism, but the inordinate amount of Beer consumed by it's residents influenced by it's history of Hard Drinking Pirates, as it was announced there is a sho...

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