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Funny story: More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

More People Nearly Die from Sensory Deprivation

Picabo, Idaho (The Daily Spud) - Move over, methamphetamine epidemic. The latest craze is frighteningly more common and three times as addictive.

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Funny story: Supermarket Chain to Offer Free Drugs; Rock Stars Queue Up

Supermarket Chain to Offer Free Drugs; Rock Stars Queue Up

CAPE CORAL, Florida (Heewack News Network) -- Dozens of rock stars lined up outside the Pubix supermarket here after the chain announced that it would provide free quantities of certain drugs.

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Funny story: Brown admits Poppy production policy

Brown admits Poppy production policy

United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.

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Funny story: Another Lost Weekend

Another Lost Weekend

Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.

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Funny story: One joint and you're a psycho - MPs in denial

One joint and you're a psycho - MPs in denial

A survey is published today that tells us that the risk of developing mental health problems is increased by 40% after just one smoke of cannabis.

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Funny story: NASA Issuing Flasks and Bongs To Astronauts

NASA Issuing Flasks and Bongs To Astronauts

Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has issued flasks and bongs to all of its astronauts complete with NASA logos on the side of each. Also available are adult diapers with the NASA logo. Another item they are making available are NASA rolling papers with t...

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Funny story: Tour de France In Disarray As 'Clean Rider' Is Discovered

Tour de France In Disarray As 'Clean Rider' Is Discovered

The Tour de France cycle race was thrown into more chaos last night when it was discovered that one of the cyclists was completely free from drugs.

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Funny story: Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Anti-Bigotry Drug Shows Promise

Medical journals have reported that early trials of a new anti-bigotry drug have shown promising results. The drug, known as "antiprej", was recently tested on a group of Bush Administration policymakers and officials from some well-known...

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Funny story: 476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

476 People Die at 2007 Woodstock Music Festival

Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.

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Funny story: Miracle on Mile End road

Miracle on Mile End road

Two Sisters working out of St Joseph's Convert in the heart of London's East End have quite literally transformed the area of Tower Hamlet's over the last 6 months.

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Funny story: Celeb crackfiends' guide to the Whorely Arms

Celeb crackfiends' guide to the Whorely Arms

London - (Rotters): The Serious and Disorganised Crime Agency has published details of London celebs' favorite crack den the Whorely Arms in Camden, gleaned from online blogspots, diairies and MyFaecesBook entries.

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Funny story: RIM releases its new dual-mode, stronger (but still legal) version of its Wi-Fi "CrackBerry" the 8820 smartphone

RIM releases its new dual-mode, stronger (but still legal) version of its Wi-Fi "CrackBerry" the 8820 smartphone

Ontario, Canada - Ready in Minutes (RIM), manufacturers of the other popular drug, the BlackBerry, have just released a stronger, but still legal, version, the 8820 smartphone model, just in time to compete with Apple's iPhone. The Blackberry oth...

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Funny story: Home Secretary 'Pulls A Whitey' Whilst At University

Home Secretary 'Pulls A Whitey' Whilst At University

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was today widely mocked and ridiculed in the House Of Commons by her fellow MP's. This potentially damaging outburst was brought about due to Ms Smith recently admitting that she had, in fact 'pulled a whitey'...

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Funny story: Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Jacqui Smith Is A Pot-head

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.

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Funny story: Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Murder Suspect Accused Of Murdering Himself Appears At Crown Court

Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.

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Funny story: Most Unique Things Found in Bras

Most Unique Things Found in Bras

A recent episode of the popular TV show "Cops" aired a list of the top ten most common items found in bras while doing searches. Among the most popular were of course drugs, money, and personal items. The show also revealed a list of the ten most unique items found:...

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Funny story: Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

Ghana Drugs Girls Don't Know Nuffink

The two 16-year-old British girls accused of trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine out of Ghana said last night that they had been the victims of a set-up.

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