Picabo, Idaho (The Daily Spud) - Move over, methamphetamine epidemic. The latest craze is frighteningly more common and three times as addictive.
CAPE CORAL, Florida (Heewack News Network) -- Dozens of rock stars lined up outside the Pubix supermarket here after the chain announced that it would provide free quantities of certain drugs.
United Nations drug officials say the new Afghan Government has largely failed in its efforts to eradicate the opium poppy crop.
Paralytic Pictures announced today that they will be producing a remake of their classic picture, Lost Weekend.
A survey is published today that tells us that the risk of developing mental health problems is increased by 40% after just one smoke of cannabis.
Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has issued flasks and bongs to all of its astronauts complete with NASA logos on the side of each. Also available are adult diapers with the NASA logo. Another item they are making available are NASA rolling papers with t...
The Tour de France cycle race was thrown into more chaos last night when it was discovered that one of the cyclists was completely free from drugs.
Medical journals have reported that early trials of a new anti-bigotry drug have shown promising results. The drug, known as "antiprej", was recently tested on a group of Bush Administration policymakers and officials from some well-known...
Woodstock, New York (IP) - Shocking reports filtering out of upstate New York indicate that almost 500 people have lost their lives at the modern day Woodstock Rock festival.
Two Sisters working out of St Joseph's Convert in the heart of London's East End have quite literally transformed the area of Tower Hamlet's over the last 6 months.
London - (Rotters): The Serious and Disorganised Crime Agency has published details of London celebs' favorite crack den the Whorely Arms in Camden, gleaned from online blogspots, diairies and MyFaecesBook entries.
Ontario, Canada - Ready in Minutes (RIM), manufacturers of the other popular drug, the BlackBerry, have just released a stronger, but still legal, version, the 8820 smartphone model, just in time to compete with Apple's iPhone. The Blackberry oth...
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith was today widely mocked and ridiculed in the House Of Commons by her fellow MP's. This potentially damaging outburst was brought about due to Ms Smith recently admitting that she had, in fact 'pulled a whitey'...
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.
Judges have said that in the first case of its kind in the entire history of the legal system in England, a man appeared before Hull Crown Court yesterday charged with murdering himself.
A recent episode of the popular TV show "Cops" aired a list of the top ten most common items found in bras while doing searches. Among the most popular were of course drugs, money, and personal items. The show also revealed a list of the ten most unique items found:...
The two 16-year-old British girls accused of trying to smuggle £300,000 worth of cocaine out of Ghana said last night that they had been the victims of a set-up.
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