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Funny story: Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

CBS News has just released intimate details of a new plan by Mr. Biden, who is running for the office of President of the United States. “It is very clear I am going to win,” Mr. Biden has said, from behind a double-masked lower face. Wearing t…

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Funny story: President Trump is Now Claiming That Eating McDonalds French Fries is Really What Cured Him of the Coronavirus

President Trump is Now Claiming That Eating McDonalds French Fries is Really What Cured Him of the Coronavirus

CRACKERHEAD, Georgia – (Satire News) – The president spoke before a totally maskless crowd of 218 supporters, who cheered his every word, including 7 times when he sneezed, and 73 times when he coughed. One front row audience member was overheard…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber’s Popularity Skyrockets Since His Appearance on Saturday Night Live

Justin Bieber’s Popularity Skyrockets Since His Appearance on Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that, since appearing on "Saturday Night Live", Justin Bieber's popularity has tripled. The Canadian singer’s record sales surpassed Nicki Minaj’s, Lady Gaga’s, and even the Trumpapalooza Ass K…

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Funny story: Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Star In Christmas Pantomime

Donald Trump To Star In Christmas Pantomime

There was great excitement amongst amateur thespians this morning when it was revealed that outgoing president, Donald Trump, has been asked to take the leading part in a major Broadway pantomime production for the New York festive season, and beyond…

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Funny story: Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

Lara Trump Has Just Become The Meanest, Cruelest, Most Hateful Bitch in the Entire USA

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Just when millions of people thought that no one could ever be meaner, nastier, and have more hate in their heart than Donald Trump, along comes his fake, blonde-haired daughter-in-law from Hell, Lara Trump. The 38-…

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

Kirstie Alley is Catching Hell For Saying That She’s Voting For Donald Trump

LA BREA, California – (Satire News) – Former "Cheers" star Kirstie Alley has infuriated the Hollywood celebrity community by bragging that she is going to vote for President Trump. The 69-year-old overweight ex-actress said that she likes the Pres…

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Funny story: Chipmunk Letters To Dr. Billingsgate

Chipmunk Letters To Dr. Billingsgate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Due to the number and content of the letters responding to the story: "Just One Nut Away From Having A Chipmunk In The White House," today’s addition will publish excerpts from those letters and the responses to them. ********…

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Funny story: The Results Are In - Joe Biden's Town Hall Meeting Numbers Crushed Donald Trump's Town Hall Meeting Numbers

The Results Are In - Joe Biden's Town Hall Meeting Numbers Crushed Donald Trump's Town Hall Meeting Numbers

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The numbers for the television Dueling Town Hall Meetings are in, and the Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald Trump got his arrogant ass kicked beyond belief. VPNA noted that Trump spent more time deflec…

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Funny story: 7,000 Psychologists Agree That Trump is Certifiably Insane

7,000 Psychologists Agree That Trump is Certifiably Insane

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Many of the nation’s leading psychologists gathered in New York City for their annual Alliance of American Psychologists seminar. The psychologists represented every state in the union, except for Arizona. The gr…

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Funny story: President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

President Trump Say He Has No Plans of Closing Any of the Nation’s More Than 8.9 Million Golf Courses

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) – President Trump confided in his BFF, Sean Hannity, that he is finally seeing the writing on the wall. He remarked that he knows that his supporters are finally realizing what everyone else knew four years ago –…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

President Trump Denies That He Has a Sexually Transmitted Disease

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – During a White House press conference, President Trump was asked by a reporter with iNews about the rumor that he has contracted a sexually transmitted disease. The President turned four shades of orange, and ang…

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Funny story: Trump promises to perform a backflip if he wins election

Trump promises to perform a backflip if he wins election

In a rambling speech in Florida today, Donald Trump promised to perform a backflip if he wins the US election next month. His supporters cheered him on, causing the US president to babble on about the manoeuvre for almost an hour. "I could do it r…

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Funny story: The Nine Lives of a Very Stable Genius

The Nine Lives of a Very Stable Genius

Near the end of October of 2020, a small item appeared on the AP wire feed. Lady May, the yacht seized during the arrest of the former White House Strategist, Sloppy Steve, had been seconded to the White House as the new presidential yacht. The artic…

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Funny story: Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

Trump Says Construction Will Begin Soon on His New Trump Tower Building in Downtown Moscow

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) - President Trump was thrilled to see so many supporters at his last Trump Campaign Hate Rally. He looked out at the crowd, which he estimated to be between one and two million, and gave them all a thumbs-…

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Funny story: Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

Many in The Black Community Are Calling Rapper Ice Cube an Uncle Tom

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Afro Sheen Magazine is reporting that many African-Americans are now turning their backs on rapper Ice Cube, and calling him an Uncle Tom. Others are saying that they are shocked that the black rapper has turned into just…

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Funny story: Trump says, "Just The Other Day…"

Trump says, "Just The Other Day…"

“Just the other day,” starts Donald Trump, as though about to quote documentary evidence and give valuable proof to support his lying position. Caught in a corner, it’s an on-the-spot invention. Does anyone buy his "Just the other day..." Trum…

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