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Funny story: Trump Assures Americans that They’ll Be Able to Return to Their Crappy Low-Paying Jobs without Health Insurance Soon

Trump Assures Americans that They’ll Be Able to Return to Their Crappy Low-Paying Jobs without Health Insurance Soon

With the end of the national COVID-19 lockdown in sight, United States President Donald Trump reassured Americans currently unemployed as a result of coronavirus-related business shutdowns that they will be able to return to their crappy, low-paying...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Transferred to US Walter Reed Hospital in Late Night Rescue Mission

Kim Jong Un Transferred to US Walter Reed Hospital in Late Night Rescue Mission

(Bethesda, MD) Under direct orders from President Trump, North Korea’s president, Kim Jong Un, was airlifted out of the country’s capital city in a late-night rescue mission, and flown to the United States, where he was admitted to the Walter Reed Ar...

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Funny story: Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

NEW YORK CITY - Nicolle Wallace served as communications director under President George W. Bush. The former staunch Republican woman says that she has had her fill of DJT, who she opines is 73 going on 3. Wallace, said that she is afraid that...

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Funny story: Conservative News Mogul Matt Drudge Says He Doesn’t Like President Trump Trying to Boss Him Around

Conservative News Mogul Matt Drudge Says He Doesn’t Like President Trump Trying to Boss Him Around

MIAMI – One of Trump’s biggest supporters seems to have turned on his once-upon-a-time hero. Matt Drudge, of the famed conservative site The Drudge Report, says that he does not like the president telling him what to print and what not to print.

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Funny story: Trump announces Strategic Toilet Roll Stockpile

Trump announces Strategic Toilet Roll Stockpile

In his daily COVID-19 address to the nation, President Donald Trump announced plans to assemble a U S. strategic stockpile of toilet rolls to deal with future pandemics. Speaking from his private, 20-feet by 20-feet White House toilet stateroom w...

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Funny story: President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

President Trump Wants His Base to Donate Their Coronavirus Stimulus Checks To His Re-Election Campaign

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump stated at his daily C-19 Press Conference/Campaign Pep Rally that he hopes everyone appreciates that he has just given them a very nice monetary present. Trump stuck out his chest and said that he wants to show h...

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Funny story: Trump Moves To Solve Toilet Paper Shortage, Uses War Powers Act to Order 300 Million Squat Toilets

Trump Moves To Solve Toilet Paper Shortage, Uses War Powers Act to Order 300 Million Squat Toilets

Donald Trump has ordered Avon to construct 300 million Asian squat toilets for the American public to use, in lieu of solving the toilet paper shortage by ordering more factories to output toilet paper lines. In many countries that use squat toilets,...

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Funny story: Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

Kid Rock Says He Has a Man Crush on President Trump

DETROIT – Music Moments Magazine recently interviewed Robert James Ritchie, who is better known as Kid Rock. The alternative rap metal rocker said that he is pissed that his “Kid Rock Rocks The Bad Ass USA Tour” has been cancelled. He told MMMs...

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Funny story: Man Admits He Talks To Himself

Man Admits He Talks To Himself

A man who would not reveal his identity for fear of appearing somewhat strange, has told of how he often talks to himself. Talking to oneself is considered by many people to suggest something eccentric, quirky, or even mad, but our man said he fin...

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Funny story: Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

Roger Stone’s Yorkie Just Got Hosed

BILLINGSGATE POST: The noose just got tighter for Roger Stone. Judge Amy Jackson Berman denied him a retrial. The only man in the World with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back is going to have to wait for President Trump to pardon him. Judge B...

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Funny story: Right-Wing "Pandemic Preppers" Pledge to Make America Germ-Free Again

Right-Wing "Pandemic Preppers" Pledge to Make America Germ-Free Again

Members of the right-wing movement known as the Pandemic Preppers, who have embraced COVID-19 and its trappings not just as a riveting national crisis but as a lifestyle, have tweaked the Trump “MAGA” motto to “Make America germ-free again.” Said...

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Funny story: President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

President Putin Informs President Trump That He Has Just Gotten Access to Joe Biden’s Supporter’s Data Base

MOSCOW – The Russian News Agency has just stated that Putin now has in his possession a Democratic data base that reportedly contains the names, addresses, phone numbers, weight, and social security numbers of over 9.3 million individuals who are sup...

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Funny story: President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

President Trump States That There Isn’t a Racist Bone Spur in His Body

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trump spoke with Fox News anchor Tucker Carlson and informed him that, contrary to what the Never-Trump Organization is putting out, he is not a racist. He pointed out that he has never been a racist, and that he is probably the...

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Funny story: President Trump blames Coronavirus on “slitty-eyed foreigners, Muslims, the New York Times and the Democrats”

President Trump blames Coronavirus on “slitty-eyed foreigners, Muslims, the New York Times and the Democrats”

The President of the United States, in an important news briefing today, released information about the possible origins of the deadly Coronavirus disease. Flanked by his chief medical officers, who appeared to have headaches and were looking down at...

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Funny story: Trump becomes epicenter of coronavirus

Trump becomes epicenter of coronavirus

"This is absolute," said President Trump, as he spoke to astonished journalists on the White House lawn. Originally, the President had thought coronavirus to be something bad affecting computers. Having established the Administration had no Corona...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

President Trump Tells Sean Hannity That if His Bone Spurs Get Worse He May Have to Resign the Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The president’s BFF, Sean Hannity, has just revealed that he had a very personal phone conversation with Trump. Hannity, who is the top anchorman at Fox News, reported that he was literally floored when his best friend informed...

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Funny story: Michigan Citizens Unite to Demand Soul Crushing Work Routines Not Be Thwarted By an Uncaring Government

Michigan Citizens Unite to Demand Soul Crushing Work Routines Not Be Thwarted By an Uncaring Government

(Lansing, Michigan) Michigan citizens rallied in their state’s capital this Wednesday, demanding their governor allow them to return to the soul crushing work routines they were trapped in before the Coronavirus pandemic rolled into their state.

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