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Funny story: Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

Superheroes Ask Ed Miliband to Save the World From the Tombies

The International Union of Superheroes has called on Ed Miliband to save the World from a new breed of flesh eating monsters. The superheroes who include, Superman, Spiderman, Catwoman and George Galloway all believe the time has come to start t...

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Funny story: David Cameron 'is like Dad's Army's Private Pike on acid'

David Cameron 'is like Dad's Army's Private Pike on acid'

Lisbon - (They-Don't-Like-it-Up-'Em! Mess): "The resemblance is uncanny," NATO top brass commented as David Cameron rolled out yet another vintage performance at the weekend. The UK Prime Monster is said to have been brought up on Dad's Army rerun...

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Funny story: Dave and Nick Finally Separate

Dave and Nick Finally Separate

A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May. David Cameron was said...

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Funny story: Davey C to call a Public Holiday

Davey C to call a Public Holiday

"Days off for everyone!" - That's the promise given by Prime Minister David Cameron if people buy Prince William and Kate Middleton wedding gifts. Like they don't have enough shit in their house, David Cameron has promised that anyone who buys the...

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Funny story: 'The Spoof Part of Big Society'

'The Spoof Part of Big Society'

As if finding a wedding present for Kate and Will was not enough of a worry, I am now faced with another problem. David Cameron has announced that The Spoof is 'part of the Big Society' which he is encouraging everyone to join. 'This is an excelle...

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Funny story: Wagner has some VIP fans

Wagner has some VIP fans

It is reported that the Brazilian star of the X - Factor, Wagner, who has never faced a sing off, is being followed very closely by call me Dave, the PM and Ian Dungpan Smith. Works and Pensions Secretary. The VIP viewers don't give a toss about t...

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Funny story: David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

David Cameron promises a Royal Wedding every year to boost the UK economy

Throughout the world, interest has been growing in the recent engagement of Prince William and the quite fit commoner Kate Middleton. Already, investors are expecting the UK to receive a massive boost in income due to the wedding next year. The UK...

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Funny story: Cameron replaces photographers with CGI specialists

Cameron replaces photographers with CGI specialists

David Cameron is to replace his personal photographer and film maker only weeks after controversially employing them permanently at the tax payers expense, with Computer Generated Image (CGI) specialists, ProCon. All future representations of the...

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Funny story: Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM

Man on the Street: "Britain Still Major World Player" says PM

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron has inisisted that his nation will remain a major world player on the world economic stage and on a military level. What do you think? Elizabeth Rayner, 23, York (IT Consultant) - "I know Shakespeare said all the world's a stage, well then Cameron is an actor." Eloise Offen, 30, Wolverhampton (Urban muti-passanger transportational device...

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Funny story: Cameron goes to Yalta (not for his holiday)

Cameron goes to Yalta (not for his holiday)

CAMERON and Clegg took the train to YALTA. Humbled into submission by the biggest fireworks bonfire any Tory government has presided over, they were still bombastic in attitude. In front of the world press, (many world leaders had also made the...

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Funny story: Mum's the word

Mum's the word

Rich families, in the South East of England and Cheshire, ditch their Eastern European au pairs and sign up for £1 an hour, welfare benefit, benefits it is reported. Realising that there was money to be made from poor people on benefits, Aranxta C...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Claims Name Calling Worse Than Sticks and Stones

Nick Clegg Claims Name Calling Worse Than Sticks and Stones

While Nick Clegg came out of the melee physically unscathed on Wednesday when angry students tore after him and the Liberal Democrats in London for going back on their word on college tuition hikes, he claims he has been mentally scarred beyond recog...

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Funny story: David Cameron accuses Queen of being work shy

David Cameron accuses Queen of being work shy

David Cameron's controversial plan to cut benefits and make the work shy scroungers work for a pound an hour has been taken a step further. David said: "This includes everybody, and when I mean everybody, I mean everybody!" When I asked what h...

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Funny story: Cameron Congratulates Miliband On Birth Of Second Son

Cameron Congratulates Miliband On Birth Of Second Son

That's right. It says so, in the Daily Telegraph. It says: "David Cameron yesterday sent congratulations to Ed Miliband, the Labour leader, on the birth of his new son." Blimey! So what's the background? Digging further, the Telegraph discov...

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Funny story: David Cameron's New Year's Resolutions

David Cameron's New Year's Resolutions

1) Share the money equally. 2) Appear on Jeremy Kyle. 3) Appear on the Wright Stuff. 4) Reduce my carbon foot-print. 5) Reduce my personal level of smugness. 6) Give Nick Clegg a manly hand shake everytime he gets something right. 7) Give Boris Johnson a dressing down everytime he gets something wrong. 8) Get a new bike, and lycra clothes. The old ones are wearing out. 9) T...

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Funny story: Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

Cameron & Clegg lead truly revolutionary regime

David Cameron and Nick Clegg have been hailed by the right-leaning broadsheets as leading a truly revolutionary government. This adulation comes hot on the heels of a series of major policy announcements, which have been made over the last few day...

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Funny story: A Portrait of the UK Government?

A Portrait of the UK Government?

David Cameron, yesterday revealing that he is to use £35k a year of taxpayers money to hire 'vanity photographer' Andrew Parsons, today says that this will not be enough. Having had extensive talks with Cherie Blair he is now prepared for the coun...

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