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Funny story: Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Miss Frank voted out of X Factor

Girl group Miss Frank have become the latest act to be booted off ITV1 talentless show The X Factor. The London trio found themselves in the sing-off against hotly-tipped solo artist Danyl I love myself as well as men Johnson after receiving only...

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Funny story: X-Factor: Danyl Stays, Miss Frank Goes, Cheryl Shows 'Em

X-Factor: Danyl Stays, Miss Frank Goes, Cheryl Shows 'Em

LONDON - There were all kinds of surprises on the latest edition of X-Factor. Danyl Johnson the odds-on-favorite found himself in the bottom two and did a Brett Favre - Glenn Beck tear-shedding display. The trio of Miss Frank also found themsel...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

X-Factor - Rachel Evades The Sing-Off, Danyl Steps In

To everyone's surprise, Rachel Adedeji avoided yet another sing-off in this year's X-Factor due mainly to a change in hairstyle and a rollicking version of Tuna Turner's 'Proud Mary' And then, Simon Cowell's protege, Danyl of the Johnsons, who cle...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Is Louis Losing It?

X-Factor - Is Louis Losing It?

Showbiz insiders have been expressing concerns over the general well being of X-Factor judge and mentor Louis Walsh, whose emotional stability (to lift a line from an old Marvin Gaye song) appears to be leaving him. It has been well documented tha...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole DID Mime And You Read It Here First

Cheryl Cole DID Mime And You Read It Here First

We revealed exclusively on this website that Cheryl Cole was miming at key points during her 'performance' of her debut single, 'Fight For This Love' on the X-Factor, Sunday. Cole herself has since admitted that the performance wasn't entirely kos...

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Funny story: Brown 'To Send 500 X-Factor Contestants to Afghanistan'

Brown 'To Send 500 X-Factor Contestants to Afghanistan'

It was announced that the 500 British Army reinforcements to be sent to Afghanistan will be made up entirely of X-Factor Contestants, but they won't be required to perform their act in the middle of actual combat situations, a government spokesperson...

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Funny story: The X-Factor - Cheryl And Whitney - The Truth Will Out

The X-Factor - Cheryl And Whitney - The Truth Will Out

Unconvinced by events on Sunday's live X-Factor show, your favourite reporter decided to dig a little deeper and bring you the truth behind the glamour and glitz, whatever the cost. Firstly, Cheryl Cole. Did she sing live? Well, yes and no.

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Funny story: Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Whitney Houston In X-Factor Bra Strap Boob Nearly

Soul Diva Whitney Houston tonight overcame a potential disaster as she performed live on UK TV show the X-Factor. Part way into Houston's performance a titty sling strap snapped, a minor event, nonetheless one which could have had embarrassing con...

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Funny story: Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

Whitney Houston Voted Off The X-Factor - Cheryl Cole In Tears Again

Soul diva Whitney Houston has been voted off the X-Factor according to an extremely unreliable source based in Matlock, Derbyshire. In an attempt to unearth why the great British public have apparently come out in droves against the 'I Will Always...

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Funny story: John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

John And Edward's Eraserhead Britney X-Factor Disaster

Irish Eraserhead haired John and Edward Grimes caused consternation among Saturday night TV watching sad people when they appeared wearing bizarre red PVC suits and singing Britney Spears' 'Oops I Did It Again.' With a slightly bizarre dance rout...

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Funny story: Man charged for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis

Man charged for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis

A man was charged today for hitting X-factor singer Leona Lewis at a book-signing event in a bookshop in the centre of a town earlier today. In an unprovoked attack, the mysterious man, named Simon Walsh, was apprehended by the police after the at...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole to Mime her Comments on X-Factor

Cheryl Cole to Mime her Comments on X-Factor

X-Factor contestants have to sing live, but it has been revealed that Cheryl Cole will pre-record her comments on their acts and then mime them during the show. Even her banter with the other judges will be mimed so she can get her facial expression...

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Funny story: X Factor star in donkey molesting scandal

X Factor star in donkey molesting scandal

Rising star Charlene Uddermilk, of X Factor fame, has been arrested for allegedly molesting a donkey. Charlene has reached the final 12 in the overhyped singing contest, and revealed exclusively to "The Moon" newspaper this morning that she had a pas...

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Funny story: X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

X Factor Judges talk Shit - it's official!

Chronic Masturbators around the UK are in uproar today, after Cheryl Cole and Daniiiiii Minogue accused flibberty-gibbets and strumpets "Kandy Rain" of being too shameless, slutty and getting their minges out on Saturday's X factor. The idiot-chil...

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Funny story: X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

X Factor shows its 'Tru Colourz' and dumps girl band live on TV

Sensational scenes hit our TV screens this evening on ITV's X Factor. Louis Walsh confronted girl band Tru Colourz, saying "I'm really, really, really, sorry, but you have not been completely honest with us and you are fired." Evidence had come t...

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Funny story: Danyl Johnson Rocks 'Em On The X-Factor

Danyl Johnson Rocks 'Em On The X-Factor

LONDON - Dance and drama teacher Danyl Johnson brought the house down on The X-Factor, which is Britain's equivalent of American Idol. The 27-year-old sang a version of Joe Cocker's "With A Little Help From My Friends" and he brought the audience...

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Funny story: Rap Group Losers Warn Simon To 'Watch His Back'

Rap Group Losers Warn Simon To 'Watch His Back'

Could big trouble be looming for Simon following warnings that he'd better have eyes in da back of his head after the dismissal of rap trio from X Factor? The band, a vocal trio took the audition stage wearing purple gangsta accessories and trying...

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