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Funny story: Putin caught shagging ex-Olympic gymnast Svetlana Khorkina

Putin caught shagging ex-Olympic gymnast Svetlana Khorkina

Moscow - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has been caught shagging former Olympic 'artistic' gymnast Svetlana Vasilievna Khorkina, now a Deputy in the Russian State Duma. Private detectives acting for Mrs Putin...

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Funny story: In Shocking Interview van der Sloot Claims He Sold Missing Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran to Vladmir Putin!

In Shocking Interview van der Sloot Claims He Sold Missing Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran to Vladmir Putin!

Bangkok,Thailand/ Reuters - Talk show host Larry King boosted his sagging ratings with a shocking TV confession by Aruba sociopath Joran van der Sloot that he was responsible for the disappearance of Fox Anchor Greta Van Susteran! The dogged Van S...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sibling Senate Ethics Committee hears

Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister. The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence...

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Funny story: Putin Pulls Out; Says Okey Dokey to his army's turnaround - because that's what it's all about

Putin Pulls Out; Says Okey Dokey to his army's turnaround - because that's what it's all about

Russian President, Vladimir Putin, has agreed to pull his troops completely out of Georgia under increased pressure from the West. In a televised announcement, he admitted that the whole thing had been a stunt to highlight his new martial arts DVD...

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Funny story: Rootin' Tootin' Putin

Rootin' Tootin' Putin

Moscow - Those who have been concerned what Vladimir Putin would do once he steps down from politics can now sleep easy. Putin has revealed that he is a world champion black belt level fartistnik. Starting in November he plans a world tour under the...

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Funny story: Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Putin Escorts Palin to the GazProm

Runner-up beauty queen, Sarah Palin appeared on the arm of Vlad the Impaler Putin at the Northern Lights energy Promenade, or the GazProm, named after Russia's government favored energy conglomerate. Palin explained that Putin just reared his hea...

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Funny story: Putin Gets Tiger as Birthday Present!

Putin Gets Tiger as Birthday Present!

Aleksander Putin the Impaler had a birthday recently and one of his surprise gifts was a rare Ussuri tiger. Putin surrounded by his many close allies and even closer enemies were deeply sloshed ina flood of vodka and caviar when the tsarommisar decid...

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Funny story: ACORN Signs Massive Miliary Aid Package with Russia. AKS 47 New Weapon of Choice for Urban Militias!

ACORN Signs Massive Miliary Aid Package with Russia. AKS 47 New Weapon of Choice for Urban Militias!

Moscow, Russia / Terrorist Times Funded by a massive financial grant from a Democrat controlled Congress, the Militant Action Group, ACORN, assured its military independence by completing a huge weapons deal facilitated by Vladimir Putin, former K...

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Funny story: Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Putin plans Russia's biggest anti-UFO missile test

Moscow - (Plutonium 210 Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin is planning his country's biggest UFO-nuking exercise since the Cuban missal (sic) crisis ordered by the Vatican in 1962. The hardline Arctic Circle operation has been s...

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Funny story: DNA Proof: Sarah Palin is Vladimir Putin

DNA Proof: Sarah Palin is Vladimir Putin

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Scientists working in the DNA lab section of the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) have concluded with 100% scientific certainty that Sarah Palin and Vladimir Putin are one and the same. Political observers...

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Funny story: Bush & Putin Wed!

Bush & Putin Wed!

George Bush today risked the wrath of Christian America today when Vladimir Putin and himself finally tied the knot in a lavish ceremony in the Alamo today. Putin, who previously claimed he had always had a passion for bush, was forced to clarify...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Bermuda Triangle UFO lures Putin's Navy to Venezuela naval ops disaster

Hamilton, Bermuda - (Extraterrestrial Mess): The pride of Russia's navy has run aground in the Bermuda Triangle after a series of UFO sightings. US Navy coastguards have reported that an alien mothership appears to have lured Vladimir Putin's flee...

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Funny story: Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

Putin calls it Palin's Folly as Ice Princess Seeks to Resell Alaska to Russia

When Secretary of State William Seward set about to persuade skeptical mainland America to purchase the gigantic frozen north of Alaska from cash poor Russia, his plan was mocked as Seward's Folly. Now that the Republicant effort of Mccain-Plain has...

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Funny story: Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Putin blamed for satanic cannibals' ritual orgy rampage

Yaroslavl, Russia - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): "I blame bloodsuckers like Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin for these sadistic cannibals' satanic orgy rampage." That is one local mother's view today after Yaroslavl police arrested a gang of hum...

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Funny story: "US Supported Georgian Terrorist Attack on South Ossetia," Presidential figurine Medvedev

"US Supported Georgian Terrorist Attack on South Ossetia," Presidential figurine Medvedev

Russian Presidential figurine Medvedev told the world that the US supported Georgia in a 9-11 type terrorist attack on South Ossetia. Russian tsarommissar Putin told Medvedev to eat plenty of vegetables, brush his teeth after every meal and kneel dow...

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Funny story: Vlad the Impaler Putin Delivers Graphic Tirade of Bodily Fluid Inspired Imagery Against Western Leaders!

Vlad the Impaler Putin Delivers Graphic Tirade of Bodily Fluid Inspired Imagery Against Western Leaders!

Russia's 21 century Tsarommisar Vladimir Putin has been infamous for his rough language and gross imagery. Even for Putin his recent angerfest at western nations was remarkable in its rich use of scatological, nasal and genital metaphor and simile.

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Funny story: Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Putin Has Photo of Dick "The Hunter" Cheney with Georgian troops!

Vlad "The Imposter" Putin showed the world photographic evidence that at least one US official fought against Russian troops in the recent Georgian crisis. The photo that captures VP Dick Cheney in combat fatigue pajamas bearing a shotgun and blowing...

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