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Funny story: Chinese tiger claw remedy to separate feuding Jamiee Grubbs and Jamie Jungers

Chinese tiger claw remedy to separate feuding Jamiee Grubbs and Jamie Jungers

Orlando, Fla - (Stonkers): Oriental herbalists are urging use of the famous shredded Chinese tiger claw remedy to prise apart two women with similar names - and stories! - in the Tiger Woods shagging saga. Jaimee Grubbs and Jaime Jungers have been...

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Funny story: Another Woman! And Another Woman! - Goodness When Did Tiger Woods Ever Find The Time To Play Golf?

Another Woman! And Another Woman! - Goodness When Did Tiger Woods Ever Find The Time To Play Golf?

LAS VEGAS - Holy Sand Trap Batman! The good-looking gals are literally coming out of the "Woodwork!" I have a suggestion for Mr. Eldrick Tont Woods. Once all of this blows over, pardon the pun. And you pay out millions of dollars to women, attorneys, public relations firms, damage control experts, marriage counselors, sex therapists, and crystal ball readers, I highly advise that you go into po...

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Funny story: Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Severe Punishment Doled Out For Tiger Woods

Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...

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Funny story: African American Men Happy With Tiger Reinforcing Stereotypes

African American Men Happy With Tiger Reinforcing Stereotypes

The Organization of Black American Men in America (OBAMA) expressed satisfaction with news reports of Tiger Wood's infidelity. According the OBAMA president Yo Diddy, "Tiger was negating all stereotypes about Black men like 'all black men cheat' by...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

Tiger Woods And Lord Mangelson To Marry

In a shock revelation, Lord Peter Mangelson UK Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that he is to enter into a Civil Partnership with the well-known American golfer, Tiger Woods. At a press conference one hour...

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Funny story: Secret Tiger cubs? The lovechild connection!

Secret Tiger cubs? The lovechild connection!

Orlando, Florida - (Rotters): Is top golf pro Tiger Woods being blackmailed over secret love-cubs? "We're within a whisker of naming and shaming!" celeb-watch website LA FagHagSlagMag sources said today. But in some predatory habitats the fourt...

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Funny story: President Obama Names Tiger Woods Head Of Dept. Of Transportation

President Obama Names Tiger Woods Head Of Dept. Of Transportation

In a surprise pick that has his political buddies nodding their heads in agreement, President Barack Obama has named Tiger Woods as head of the Department of Transportation. With Senate Leader Harry Reid and House Spokesperson Nancy Pelosi along...

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Funny story: Breakfast Cereal Company Angry At Tiger Woods For Giving Tony A Bad Name

Breakfast Cereal Company Angry At Tiger Woods For Giving Tony A Bad Name

BATTLE CREEK, Michigan - The Kelly Breakfast Cereal Company which is the nation's number one provider of dry breakfast cereal is tremendously upset with Tiger Woods. Company spokesperson Wanda Beth Shallowater said that since the Tiger Woods "Golf...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says Tiger Woods Showed Him His Putter

Adam Lambert Says Tiger Woods Showed Him His Putter

MINNEAPOLIS - Adam Lambert in town to promote his new line of black nail polish called "Yo Black" confessed that last Labor Day, he met Tiger Woods at a book signing event in Cleveland. Lambert said that Tiger had graciously autographed his new bo...

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Funny story: Meredith Baxter Admits That She Did Not Have An Affair With Tiger Woods

Meredith Baxter Admits That She Did Not Have An Affair With Tiger Woods

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Meredith Baxter has just admitted that she has been a lesbian for seven years, four months, and three weeks. She told a reporter for the lesbian magazine Out At Home Safe At First that the reason she waited so long to reveal it w...

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Funny story: The Tiger Woods Crazy Putting Game out now for Xmas

The Tiger Woods Crazy Putting Game out now for Xmas

Tired of playing Panopoly? Sick of yet another game of Cluebore? Then why not get the new Tiger Woods Crazy Putting Game, for those long hours after Christmas dinner you have to spend with your boring inlaws you'd far rather were machine-gunned to de...

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Funny story: Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Katie Price claims to be Tiger Woods' fourth hole

Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing...

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Funny story: Rachel Uchitel paid $1m by Tiger Woods, but he still denies 'it'

Rachel Uchitel paid $1m by Tiger Woods, but he still denies 'it'

(Defecated News)Reports in the last few minutes have confirmed that the alleged payment of $1m from Tiger Woods to Rachel Uchitel DID happen, although Woods claims to have a reasonable explanation for this. With his ever-uncertain marriage, and w...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

Tiger Woods Also Admits to Masturbating

In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...

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Funny story: Fans Defend Tiger Woody

Fans Defend Tiger Woody

Florida - Disgraced golfer Tiger Woody, once famous four hundred yard drives, has apologized for his latest four hundred yard drive a couple days ago which ended with him bouncing off a tree and landed in the rough causing some damage to his golf car...

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Funny story: Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!

Kalika Moquin/Rachel Uchitel/Jaimee Grubbs three-way video shocker!

Orlando, Florida - (Muffdivers Anonymous): The 10 minute YouBoob! footage posted today shows the lissom luscious lovelies honing their irresistible seduction skills. Relaxing naked in a steamy TriBeCa rooftop hottub the three dusky doe-eyed b...

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Funny story: The Tiger Woods Scandal: From "Golf Gate" To "Hell's Gate"

The Tiger Woods Scandal: From "Golf Gate" To "Hell's Gate"

ORLANDO - Women 'friends' of "El Tigre de La Madera" (Tiger Woods) are literally coming out of the woodwork, so to speak, (and if you'll pardon the pun as well). One Pensacola, Florida reporter said that before it's all over Mr. Woods will probabl...

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