From his home in New Zealand, a caddie stated today that he "fully supports Tiger" while he wrestles with Elin Woods over his harem of blond shankster girls. The caddy, a major sidekick sportster dude from his million dollar a year job with Wood...
At a conference in Panama City today, three white waitresses at a noted nightclub have came forward to say that they have never had sex with Tiger Woods and would like to be crossed off the list. That's the third Florida city where white women hav...
Orlando, Fla - (Agents Provocatrices): Are sourpuss terrists bankrupted by The Scrubliner's 2006 libel of Elin Nordegren wreaking havoc with Tiger Woods' marriage? Private detectives hired by Woods' in-laws reckon 'maybe'. Their stunning blonde...
A spokesman for Tiger Woods announced today that the golfing icon with the firm putter and flawless stroke, was moving on to the NBA after a poll in Golf Magazine said he wouldn't be welcomed back on the links of any private club employing young, nub...
Orlando, Fla - (Stonkers): Oriental herbalists are urging use of the famous shredded Chinese tiger claw remedy to prise apart two women with similar names - and stories! - in the Tiger Woods shagging saga. Jaimee Grubbs and Jaime Jungers have been...
LAS VEGAS - Holy Sand Trap Batman! The good-looking gals are literally coming out of the "Woodwork!" I have a suggestion for Mr. Eldrick Tont Woods. Once all of this blows over, pardon the pun. And you pay out millions of dollars to women, attorneys, public relations firms, damage control experts, marriage counselors, sex therapists, and crystal ball readers, I highly advise that you go into po...
Reports are coming in that Tiger Woods will now be escorted to and form all tournaments by Meridith Baxter and Chaz Bono. Tiger's sponsors and advisers have agreed that social contact with women other than his wife should be limited to brunettes over...
The Organization of Black American Men in America (OBAMA) expressed satisfaction with news reports of Tiger Wood's infidelity. According the OBAMA president Yo Diddy, "Tiger was negating all stereotypes about Black men like 'all black men cheat' by...
In a shock revelation, Lord Peter Mangelson UK Business Secretary and Minister With A Finger In Every Pie) has announced that he is to enter into a Civil Partnership with the well-known American golfer, Tiger Woods. At a press conference one hour...
Orlando, Florida - (Rotters): Is top golf pro Tiger Woods being blackmailed over secret love-cubs? "We're within a whisker of naming and shaming!" celeb-watch website LA FagHagSlagMag sources said today. But in some predatory habitats the fourt...
In a surprise pick that has his political buddies nodding their heads in agreement, President Barack Obama has named Tiger Woods as head of the Department of Transportation. With Senate Leader Harry Reid and House Spokesperson Nancy Pelosi along...
BATTLE CREEK, Michigan - The Kelly Breakfast Cereal Company which is the nation's number one provider of dry breakfast cereal is tremendously upset with Tiger Woods. Company spokesperson Wanda Beth Shallowater said that since the Tiger Woods "Golf...
MINNEAPOLIS - Adam Lambert in town to promote his new line of black nail polish called "Yo Black" confessed that last Labor Day, he met Tiger Woods at a book signing event in Cleveland. Lambert said that Tiger had graciously autographed his new bo...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Meredith Baxter has just admitted that she has been a lesbian for seven years, four months, and three weeks. She told a reporter for the lesbian magazine Out At Home Safe At First that the reason she waited so long to reveal it w...
Tired of playing Panopoly? Sick of yet another game of Cluebore? Then why not get the new Tiger Woods Crazy Putting Game, for those long hours after Christmas dinner you have to spend with your boring inlaws you'd far rather were machine-gunned to de...
Following the claims that a nightclub hostess Rachel Uchitel has been paid $1M not to tell the press about her relationship with Tiger Woods, Katie Price has contacted the press to say she is also willing to negotiate a deal. She says she is willing...
(Defecated News)Reports in the last few minutes have confirmed that the alleged payment of $1m from Tiger Woods to Rachel Uchitel DID happen, although Woods claims to have a reasonable explanation for this. With his ever-uncertain marriage, and w...
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