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Funny story: Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

Pakistan is renamed as Talibanistan

United Nation and Islamabad (Associated Press of Taliban): On April 15th, Pakistan applied to United Nation to rename it self as Terrorist Republic of Talibanistan. Ending 61 year old tradition where Pakistan prided itself calling themselves as Pakis...

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Funny story: Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Vegan Al-Qaeda terror branch was targetting Huddersfield pie factory over fake Halal meat claims John Prescott

Huddersfield, W Yorks - (Pie-in-the-Sky Mess): Ex-UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has blamed militant vegan Al-Qaeda terrorists for the blast which killed a 37-year-old Huddersfield pie factory worker this week. Prescott says he's seen evide...

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Funny story: Top terror cop's secrets blunder 'was staged after MI5 ultimatum'

Top terror cop's secrets blunder 'was staged after MI5 ultimatum'

London - (Real IRA Mess): Spooks' sources hinted today that Assistant Commissioner Bob 'Tosser-of-the-Yard' Quick had already been ritually fired three hours before last Thursday's Official Secrets papers photo-op fiasco. His appearance outside 10...

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Funny story: Queen's seizure shocker as Easter bomb factory found in Harry's castle bedroom

Queen's seizure shocker as Easter bomb factory found in Harry's castle bedroom

Windsor Castle - (Easter Uprising Mess): "I though he was just growing some harmless skunk like all my other grandchildren!" were the last audible words muttered by hoax monarchy tribute act Queen Elizabeth II following an anti-terror raid on Windsor...

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Funny story: Authorities Powerless to prevent Terror Threat

Authorities Powerless to prevent Terror Threat

Police switchboards have today been jammed after a serious Islamic threat brought terror to the population of the UK. A group calling itself "Tandoori Restaurants against unfair and unjust wars in the Middle East" today threatened to remove Chicke...

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Funny story: Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

Pakistan in self-destruction mode before IPO listing

ISLAMABAD: According to the latest development in Pakistan, the smart and super intelligent computer have predicted that world wants to break Pakistan into million pieces and drop them into stock exchange. The Pakistani Minister have even confirm...

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Funny story: PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

PM Calls for Fear over Easter Terror Plot

Prime Mincer Gordon Brown has appealed for fear in the North of England following the counter-terrorist arrests made this week. 12 people - all believed to be Pakistanis and most on student visas - have been arrested by police and are being interr...

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Funny story: PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

PM challenges Pakistan on imaginary terrorism

Gordon Brown has said that Pakistan must do more to root out fake terrorism, as police thwarted yet another made-up non-existent terrorist plot in England. 'Please', the ex-bachelor said, 'please stop supplying me with endless, ridiculous fake 'pl...

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Funny story: White House clarifies 'We are not at war with Islam' speech

White House clarifies 'We are not at war with Islam' speech

The White House moved to quell domestic fears about the softening approach of President Obama over the War on Terror. Following a speech in Europe in which he said 'We are not at war with Islam', politicians and activists in America have attacked Ob...

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Funny story: Tosser of the Yard replaced with Labour Sperm Donor probe cop

Tosser of the Yard replaced with Labour Sperm Donor probe cop

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): A senior police officer - whose dawn arrest of Tony Blair's personal nappy-changer Ruth Turner and blind truss portfolio bagman Lord Levy has become the stuff of New Scotland Yard legend - has replaced daftass top UK anti-...

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Funny story: Huge Public Concern Over New Anti-Terror Chief Replacement!

Huge Public Concern Over New Anti-Terror Chief Replacement!

London Mayor Boris Johnson has expressed concern regarding the hasty replacement of Anti-Terror Boss Bob Quick. Home Secretary Jacqui Smiff countered Johnsons claim by saying "we would have put the British public at risk had we not replaced the bu...

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Funny story: Top Terror Cop Arrested

Top Terror Cop Arrested

A senior police office has been arrested today in a counter-terrorism operation aimed at exposing an Al-Qaeda mole in senior office, sources within the Metropolitan Police have confirmed. Reports are sketchy, but it is believed that armed police f...

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Funny story: Merseyside Police in Therapy

Merseyside Police in Therapy

There are reports today that Merseyside Police is to receive therapy after yesterday's anti-terror raids throughout Liverpool. 12 people were arrested in the operations across the area last night, including several at Liverpool John Moores Univers...

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Funny story: Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...

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Funny story: North Korea Blast Rocket: Manhunt for new weapon

North Korea Blast Rocket: Manhunt for new weapon

After successfully blasting a rocket over Japan and above earth, North Korea has launched a manhunt to find a new project. According to a source, a new concept has been launched on the model of famous American Idol. According the program director,...

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Funny story: Taliban fear 'Muslim plot' - refuse vaccines to children as new diseases become rampant in North Pakistan

Taliban fear 'Muslim plot' - refuse vaccines to children as new diseases become rampant in North Pakistan

TALIBAN-A-BAD, ISLAMISTAN: In this newly declared nation located in what was once a picturesque Northern Pakistan resort all that remains is a mass of rubble. Here, the Taliban ride shotgun, dispensing a perverted form of Islamic justice - having r...

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Funny story: Lahore terrorists identified

Lahore terrorists identified

ISI the world famous secret agency and terror consultancy firm of Pakistan has claimed that it has identified the source behind recent routine attacks on its soil. It claims the terrorists were trained in India with assistance from US and UK.

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