Under increasing pressure from the US, and in the light of further damaging documentary evidence obtained by me in the past twenty four hours, UK Foreign Secretary David Millipede has now confirmed that the decision to release a convicted Libyan terr...
Fox News chief correspondent Jim Angle once again repeated the old chestnut that the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program led to the arrest of Al Qaeda accomplice Iyman Faris, a naturalized U.S. citizen who pleaded gui...
The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...
The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...
Recent reports of a spate of Ipod explosions have triggered an investigation by police and anti-terror agencies throughout Europe. The authorities fear that it is only a matter of time until the "IBomb" - a nickname for official use only - becomes...
Seven people were arrested and appeared in court today on terrorism charges. The seven arrested were all dwarfs including Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey. Doc was first in the dock followed by the others. Grumpy was furious t...
Langley, Va./ CYA Spook News - Undercover sources are reporting that a concerted effort is being made by a covert team of Presidential Apologists to conduct a nationwide roundup of rogue Spoof Writers that are proving to be a pain in the ass to the...
Furious parents are marching on Westminster today to protest the perceived "Militarisation" of children's television, and the "Theft of innocence." Since MPs voted to introduce the under-five's curriculum, current affairs will be making an appeara...
London - (Real IRA Mess): Prince Charles and Hyde Park bomber Tessa Jowl, current human frights assistance minister, have unveiled a memorial to the Asian thugs they hired to do their dirty on 7 July 2005. Jowl, ex-wife of disgraced P2 Lodge membe...
London - (Rioters): Tuesday's world premiere of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince will take place under the wickedly deceptive forces of the eclipsed Capricorn full moon, children's stories hoaxer JK Rowling has been warned. The former IRA...
Pawleys Island, SC/ Waccamaw Times - As a sign of tough economic times, a Struggling, Retired Spoof Writer, has agreed to accept a high profile Muslim Terrorist into his home in exchange for the standard $10m Tarp Terrorist Housing Fee offered by the...
The rise of American Fascism has been predicted by some since the extreme militarism and big business domination of the Bush-Cheney co- Presidency. The far right wing discrimination against women seemed to confirm the emergence of a US fascist ph...
The Government has acted swiftly in response to what it called a 'vicious and unprovoked attack' on a Labour MP by a newly-formed terrorist organisation. The attack, on former Home Secretary David Blunkett, left him with a broken rib and severe br...
Whitehall -Prime Minister Gordon Brown has contracted the deadly virus Rabies, after being bitten by a rabid terrorist in Leeds last week. The terrorist, Abu Hamu Islam Mohammed has been kept in an isolated cell in Bradford-Leeds prison since Janu...
Britain's leading smut peddler The News Of The World (NOTW), yesterday continued to show the worlds terrorists the best places to bomb in Britain, as well as the easiest way to gain entry. Yesterday two of its reporters, posing as two Middle Eastern...
(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign of diminishing. The l...
A shopping centre has been evacuated and more than 30 people treated by paramedics following a fumes incident. Medics were called to The Bullring Shopping Centre in Birmingham after staff and shoppers complained of feeling dizzy and nauseous. A su...
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