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Funny story: Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

An outbreak of the killer Boyle Virus, also known as the Suboylo Virus, has swept the world and left millions feeling dead bored and listless. The virus was first created in a special laboratory by the evil Dr Cowell, who then released it into the...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour

Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing, she faces eviction from the cou...

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Funny story: Botched Burglary Boils Boyles Blood

Botched Burglary Boils Boyles Blood

In a shock discovery, Susan Boyle returned home to find a man in her house. The Scottish tree pig had been recording a song for the 'Stop Haiti Shaking' fund, when she returned to her council house in West Lothian. As she opened the front door...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Brad Pitt: "My Love For Su Bo"

Brad Pitt has broken his silence and admitted that he has left Angelina Jolie in orser to start a new life with Susan Boyle. "I totally love Su Bo. It's an emotional thing, but it is also deeply physical. I remember the first time when Su Bo took me...

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Funny story: Gay Pants On the Ground: General Larry Platt/Susan Boyle duet single release with Brett Favre on backing vocals!

Gay Pants On the Ground: General Larry Platt/Susan Boyle duet single release with Brett Favre on backing vocals!

Minnesota - (Ass Mess): The Minnesota Vikings superstar has been offered $1 million to accompany General Platt and Britain's Gut Talent warbler Susan Boyle on the new single. The celeb quaterback was heard honing his vocal talents at Sunday's 34-3...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Take Over From Forumbot

Susan Boyle To Take Over From Forumbot

Popular satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced through Chairman Mark The Merciless, that the Forum feature, forumbot, would be replaced as of next month by BGT icon Susan Boyle. "We felt it was time for a change," Mark The Merciless told u...

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Funny story: Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...

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Funny story: New range of items from the Susan Boyle "SuBo" Collection

New range of items from the Susan Boyle "SuBo" Collection

Susan Boyle, runner up in the UK Britain's Got Talent banking division of the Syco corporation, has announced a new range of items being marketed under the SuBo brand name. Available from tomorrow, the range includes some vital items for today's modern woman, including: SuBo Tights - a range of patterned support stockings SuBo Pinny - a brightly coloured pinafore for cooking those dreadfu...

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Funny story: ZZ Top To Open For Susan Boyle In Houston

ZZ Top To Open For Susan Boyle In Houston

HOUSTON - The little ol' band from Texas, ZZ Top has just celebrated their 40th year in the rock and roll business. And the word on the streets of Houston is that the band has agreed to open up for Susan Boyle when she performs at The Oil Well Dom...

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Funny story: Danny Gokey Seen Escorting Susan Boyle About Town

Danny Gokey Seen Escorting Susan Boyle About Town

The paparazzi are hitting this story for all that it's worth, but the subjects both say that it's no more than a very good friendship that has drawn the two together. And where have they been seen together? At a church service, of course. "Da...

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Funny story: 'Snowspotting' by Irving Wailsh

'Snowspotting' by Irving Wailsh

As darkness fell on the Edinburgh port of Leith, Begbie wondered why he had a name no-one has ever heard of in Scotland's capital city, and went along to his friend the Mother Superior's flat near Summer Road. 'Oi, Mother Superior!', he shouted up at that heroin dealer's window, 'git yer arse out of bed, ya lazy shite, I need some kit!' But there was no answer, and all of sudden Begbie saw a snowf...

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Funny story: Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Just About Turned Her Into A Chimp

Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Just About Turned Her Into A Chimp

LONDON - Susan Penhaligon a British film icon who during the 70s was considered to be the English Bridgette Bardot has cast out a warning to other women about the hazards of botox. Penhaligon who many also compared to America's Marilyn Monroe in h...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle In Japan Sumo Wrestler Incident

Susan Boyle In Japan Sumo Wrestler Incident

Singer Susan Boyle's trip to Tokyo, Japan got off to a rocky start yesterday when the Scottish Songbird had to be rushed to a hospital from lack of oxygen. Susan, who hates elevators, had no choice when her room was on the 14th floor of the Tokyo...

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Funny story: Tim Robbins Finally Dumps Susan Sarandon

Tim Robbins Finally Dumps Susan Sarandon

VENICE BEACH, California - Well it was bound to happen sooner or later. Tim Robbins has ended his 23 year relationship with Susan Sarandon. Robbins stated that he and Sarandon will remain close because of their two boys, Joyful, 21, and Malarkey,...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Products Turn Out To Be The Biggest Christmas Sellers On Both Sides of The Atlantic

Susan Boyle Products Turn Out To Be The Biggest Christmas Sellers On Both Sides of The Atlantic

CHICAGO - One of the world's leading research study groups, The Pandora's Box Research Study Agency, with offices in Chicago and London, has just announced that the biggest selling Christmas products for the 2009 holiday season have been Susan Boyle...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again

Susan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again

Upon reaching London from the United States where she was a smash hit and having a new bestselling album, you'd think that Susan Boyle would be happy wouldn't you? But no. She hates the airlines once again and doesn't hold back in her criticism.

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Funny story: Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

Tiger Woods - "I Found Love In Susan Boyle's Breasts"

(Defecated News) Times recently have been very hard for golfing legend Tiger Woods. The world was worried after his shit, womanly driving caused him to drive into a pole, and smash his face in. Nobody had any idea about what story was to unfold as a...

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