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Funny story: Cringe Factor Judge Overcome by Truth

Cringe Factor Judge Overcome by Truth

Simon Cowell, the controversial resident slimeball judge on TV's American Idol and the X-Factor, was rushed to Smegmadale-on-Sea's prestigious Harold Shipman Clinic for Medical Excellence in the early hours of this morning after suffering convulsions...

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Funny story: Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...

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Funny story: X Factor Simon Cowell Discovered Performing 'Outrageous Act' In Dressing Room

X Factor Simon Cowell Discovered Performing 'Outrageous Act' In Dressing Room

Simon Cowell, the leader of the X Factor panel of judges, is in hot water with TV bosses tonight, after he was discovered performing, what has been described as, "an outrageous and disgusting act" in his dressing room after Saturday's show. Cowell...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...

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Funny story: Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell Form Man Band for X Factor

Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell Form Man Band for X Factor

The news came in today that the man sent from hell Simon Cowell and his arch rival Louis Walsh will perform on the first episode of the X Factor. The news came as a shock to most people as part of Walsh's new contract meant he had to audition bef...

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Funny story: New judge for X Factor

New judge for X Factor

Hot on the heels of the news that the pretty girl with the Scouse accent, you know, whats-her-face married to the football chappie, might quit the judges of the new season of X-Factor, thus forfeiting a huge pay cheque and the chance to help fix-it f...

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Funny story: "Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Won By Robert Mugabe

"Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Won By Robert Mugabe

The African TV talent show Zimbabwe's Got Talent has been won by the crackpot out-of-control dictator Dr Robert Mugabe. Mugabe won the contest by a landslide after he polled 108% of the 20 million votes cast, with his incredibly stirring rendition...

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Funny story: Kate & Gin To Split

Kate & Gin To Split

Kate and Gin, the Border Collie at the centre of the Britain's Got Talent vote-rigging allegations, are to split, say friends of the lesbian couple.

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent, the ITV variety show, is to be known as Britain's Gone Soft after 14-year-old George Sampson won this year's competition with a pathetic display of Breakdancing.

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Funny story: Britain's got talent - they think It's all over - well it is now

Britain's got talent - they think It's all over - well it is now

After auditioning over seven million people, with nightly televised heats lasting over three years, the winner of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced last night.

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Funny story: Simon Cowell wins...

Simon Cowell wins...

Shock news has reached us that Simon Cowell, high waist-banded soldier in the fight against good music has won the current round of Britain's Got Talent.

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Dog 'Gin' Is Favourite To Win

Britain's Got Talent Dog 'Gin' Is Favourite To Win

Britain's Got Talent, the TV variety show which promoted 'dodgy' acts from amongst the UK masses, comes to the boil this week and, with the final on ITV1 this Saturday, the red hot favourite is a dancing dog named...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell to Marry

Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell to Marry

THEY'VE been working together recently on a number of projects but it turns out that they have been getting to know each other after hours and even better.

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Funny story: David Archuleta's "Idol" Dad More like "American Dad", say producers

David Archuleta's "Idol" Dad More like "American Dad", say producers

Hollywood, California - Jeff Archuleta, the overly zealous "stage mom" of "American Idol" contestant, David Archuleta, has been banished from the magical kingdom of Simon Cowell, say the show's producers. As they have had enou...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Axes Piers Morgan, Who Hasn't

Britain's Got Talent Axes Piers Morgan, Who Hasn't

Britain's Got Talent, the TV variety show that tours Great Britain attempting to discover quality entertainers from the country's mundane and miserable ranks of misfits, has sacked one of the show's three judges,

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Funny story: Ping Pong Cowell

Ping Pong Cowell

ITV1 reality show 'Britain's got Talent' is under the spotlight after contestant Sharon Fairclough proved 'a little too hot to handle'.

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Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...

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