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Funny story: French Sexual Crisis

French Sexual Crisis

Scientists testing French frogs and tadpoles have found that pollution is having a strange effect over the frogs. 'They are becoming intersexed' said Prof Bromide from the Sorebum 'there is a real mix up and no one knows who the men or women are.

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Funny story: Premiership Club Comes Down Hard on Player Misbehaviour

Premiership Club Comes Down Hard on Player Misbehaviour

In an attempt to put a stop to the number of their players involved in high profile incidents of a sexual nature , an unnamed Premiership club has issued strict new guidelines to its squad. " (a)Unprotected sexual activities by married players with their life partners will, in the opinion of club directors, only be permitted where 9 months from the date of the intended sexual relations does n...

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Funny story: Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...

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Funny story: China Gears Up For Record Pregnancies in Year of the Rabbit

China Gears Up For Record Pregnancies in Year of the Rabbit

China is known throughout the world for having the strictest rules when it comes to population control. It's 'One-Child Policy' has been in effect since 1978 and is responsible for not only keeping China's urban population somewhat under control, but...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber Criticized Over Comments About Sex

Justin Bieber is under fire for his recent comments about sex in the latest issue of The Toronto Tribune-Talker. According to an insider at the newspaper who has seen the report before it hits the fan..stands, says that "Bieber" seemed to be think...

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Funny story: Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

Study: Erectile Dysfunction Drugs Lower IQ

A recent study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) reveals that drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction can lower a man's IQ by up to 30 points. The study, which followed a group of middle-aged men for two years wh...

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Funny story: Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Cops probe JFK connection as priest from Polish UFO/satanic cult charged with bodysnatching

Henley - (Hocus/Pocus): An official from a Polish satanic cult obsessed with UFOs and communion with aliens has been charged with bodysnatching by Henley police. Marian Fathers acolyte Fr Wojciech 'Perdurabo' Jasinski is accused of grave robbery i...

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Funny story: Belgian Waffles

Belgian Waffles

Following Belgium's long standing failure to form a coalition government, Senator Temmerman (ironically a gynaecologist to trade) has taking the unusual step of urging "spouses of all politicians to desist from sex until an agreement is reached". Despite the extreme nature of such a proposal, there is a precedent for this form of intrusive measure having some success. In 2009, a similar ban wa...

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Funny story: Sexually Offensive Avatars Create Dilemma on Shared Internet Sites

Sexually Offensive Avatars Create Dilemma on Shared Internet Sites

With the advent of Social Networking, there comes a whole new set of rules pertaining to privacy of information. While some people take it upon themselves to give as little information as possible to try to protect their private information, others find nothing wrong with giving TMO (too much information) to the point that you know everything about them from their favorite hobbies to the precise t...

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Funny story: Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...

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Funny story: California Outlaws Masturbation and Pornography; Open Revolt Against Constitution

California Outlaws Masturbation and Pornography; Open Revolt Against Constitution

SACRAMENTO, Calif.-In a move that shocked and angered most people, the current governor of the state of California, generally called the "Republic of California" according it's flag, has ordered the criminalization of masturbation. In a very close...

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Funny story: New Sexual Fetishes, Costumes and Fantasies Discovered At Conference In D.C.

New Sexual Fetishes, Costumes and Fantasies Discovered At Conference In D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a conference for sexual health, chaired by Dr. John Forskan, the preeminent psychologist and sex-researcher, held in our nation's capitol at the Dulles Airport Hilton, in its' immense, opulent Conference Room B, several research...

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Funny story: Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...

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Funny story: Man Sacked For Sexual Activity

Man Sacked For Sexual Activity

A butcher was sacked by his employer today for committing a sexual act. David Opick (43) of Alexandra road in the city was working at Fred's butchers in the Victoria Centre when a security guard saw him putting his penis in the bacon slicer.

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Funny story: Semi-Nude Italian Women Protest Sexy Hot Berlusconi Bunga Bunga Parties

Semi-Nude Italian Women Protest Sexy Hot Berlusconi Bunga Bunga Parties

Italian women turned out in droves across the country yesterday to protest Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's overtly sexist Bunga Bunga parties where he is accused of having open sexual relations with numerous young female starlets and models. In...

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Funny story: Sally 'Sex Bomb' Bercow: bedsheet made me look a t***! (£50K modelling fee soon softened the blow)

Sally 'Sex Bomb' Bercow: bedsheet made me look a t***! (£50K modelling fee soon softened the blow)

London - (Dildo Baggins News): The 'Poison Dwarf' Speaker's wife is said to be fool (sic) of shame - as a reported £50,000 modelling cheque snuggles down comfily in her bank account. Some tacky bedsheet-draped semi-nude newspaper pics were meant...

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Funny story: Porn Star Sued For Sexual Harassment At Work

Porn Star Sued For Sexual Harassment At Work

A male porn star has filed a lawsuit against his co-star, claiming sexual harassment in the work place. Stud Driver, 36, star of famed pornographic motion pictures such as Robocock, The Sperminator (parts 1 and 2) and Harry Cocker and the Moist Ch...

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