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Funny story: Woody Pulps Highly Critical of The Spoof

Woody Pulps Highly Critical of The Spoof

As a new reader of and writer for The Spoof, I have been reading the articles and find them to be very funny, but I must admit that I am quiet apalled by the many speling mistakes and typos that abbound everywhere. Ostensably the writers have had at least a grammer school eduction and should be able to use good grammer and spell good to. Aparently this is not the case.

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Funny story: Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

Sister Paris Hilton gives tips to young women

BELMAR, NJ (AP) In her first public appearance since taking vows in the Catholic Church, Sister Paris Hilton gave a talk to an assembly of girls at the St. Rose High School in this seaside town. Touching on many topics important to young women, Siste...

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Funny story: Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100 years. The AMA, under p...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

Harry Potter Actress' Identity Discovered

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, French magical school student and Tri-Wizard Tournament Participant Fleur Delacour has very few lines. Most believed it was because the actress was also French and spoke little English; press releases on the m...

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Funny story: Advertisement - Gary Glitter School of English

Advertisement - Gary Glitter School of English

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Funny story: Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

Debra Lafave gets job with Bill Clinton

NEW YORK (AP) As soon as the courts allow convicted sexual offender Debra Lafave to work again, the former school teacher will take a job with former President Bill Clinton. Spoof reporter Craven Morehead was told by President Clinton: "Miss Lafave...

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Funny story: Math teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob

Math teacher narrowly escapes lynch mob

PEQUOT, SD --- Chanting "Die, die, die," the crowd of rage-maddened parents watched Pequot High School teacher Jake Rodham's house burn to the ground. The twenty-year teaching veteran, a math instructor in the controversy-riddled South Dakota school...

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Funny story: School sacks Spanish teacher, adds "Tongues" to curriculum

School sacks Spanish teacher, adds "Tongues" to curriculum

PEQUOT, SD --- In what has been announced as the first of many firings in his school district, Pequot Superintendent of Schools Pat Burn presented Spanish teacher Constanza de la Barca with a notice of termination. Burn announced Pequot High School w...

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Funny story: 65 Pregnant Students at Ohio High School, CSI testing the water

65 Pregnant Students at Ohio High School, CSI testing the water

CANTON, Ohio - With sixty four co-eds at Timken high school in Ohio pregnant, the Bush Administration and Moral Majority have called upon Gil Grissom and his CSI team of investigators to test the water supply. Apparently the administration is no mo...

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Funny story: Inteligent Design Too Complex For Students

Inteligent Design Too Complex For Students

Students at a private school in Kansas revealed to reporters that Intelligent Design theory is "just too hard", and they prefer the teaching evolutionary theory. This comes after the school dismissed evolutionary theory off of its curriculum and ad...

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Funny story: Greater Government Through Acronyms

Greater Government Through Acronyms

HARVARD (UPI)-Prominent political scholars have combined numerous empirical studies in a treatise delivered today in conjunction with the graduation of the Class of 2005 at the premier Law School of our land and the world. Quite simply, the publicati...

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Funny story: America, This is a Test!

America, This is a Test!

PLYMOTH ROCK, MA-"Back to Basics." That's the slogan being used to inaugurate a new law that literally touches every native-born and naturalized American of school age and older. Commencing January 1, 2007, class is in session. The subject: AMERICA-1...

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Funny story: Teacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct

Teacher Fired After Discovery of No Sexual Misconduct

CINNCINNATI, OH--Teachers and students alike at Hughes High School were shocked this week to learn that Senior math teacher Jenny Mayfield was found to not be sexually involved with any student on campus.

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Funny story: Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence

Study Shows Relationship Between Sex and Violence

Mishawaka,WI: Sixth grader Anthony Russell is one angry pre-adolescent; in fact he's stark raving mad. His fits of rage have landed him in the principal's office 35 times this year setting a new Astoria Middle School record. While teac...

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Funny story: Make-up Company the Cause of Declining Cultural Literacy Among Teenage Girls

Make-up Company the Cause of Declining Cultural Literacy Among Teenage Girls

(AP) The current lack of cultural literacy in the United States among high school students has been traced back to Avon catalogues.

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Funny story: Toys "R" Us Develops "Kiddie" Arrest Kit

Toys "R" Us Develops "Kiddie" Arrest Kit

Toys "R" Us, national toy store chain, announced today that they have developed a "Kiddie" arrest kit to use with juvenile offenders. Reviewing the increase in grade school and sometimes, even pre-school crime, toy developers saw the need for age ap...

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Funny story: Hypernasopharyngeality linked to Stupidity

Hypernasopharyngeality linked to Stupidity

Today's issue of The Journal of the Ameriman Medical Association contained the results of clinical trials conducted by the Harvid Medical School Department of Psychonasopharyngealology that evaluated the correlation between Hypernasopharyngeali...

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