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Funny story: Sarah Palin Invents New Word To Get Attention

Sarah Palin Invents New Word To Get Attention

Sarah Palin is at it again; making people's ears hurt and brains explode as they are exposed to the Alaskan Looney's unedumacated dementia. In her first attempt to mangle the English language, via Twitter she asked 'peaceful Muslims' to 'pls refud...

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Funny story: Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

Psychic Says Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Camping Together Bad Idea

In yet another scenario that puts the lives of the Gosselin kids in a scary situation, it has just been announced that the Gosselin gaggle is in Alaska filming a camping trip with none other than the mama grizzly herself, Sarah Palin. But before you get all excited about this being a wonderful opportunity for two very head-strong women to meet up, track bear, and bury the hatchet over past disagre...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

Bristol Palin And Fiance Levi Johnston Not Going To Do TV's "How To Make A Baby"

After announcing their re-engagement a few weeks ago, Bristol Palin told reporters that she and her baby's father, Levi Johnston are not going on any kind of television reality show. "None of the rumors are true. We are simply getting married and...

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Funny story: Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - Well the woman who says that Africa is a country, Lake Michigan is an ocean, and who still boasts that she can see Russia from her front porch has done it again. "Snowflake" Sarah Palin has made another geographic faux...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin Loses the "It's Me or the Dog" Argument with Bristol

Sarah Palin has finally thrown down the gauntlet to her daughter Bristol and has told her, if you marry that dog, I'm not going to attend the wedding. "See how many people come to your wedding when they find out I won't be in attendance," Palin is sa...

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Funny story: You May Not Know Alvin Greene Now, But After Reading This You Will

You May Not Know Alvin Greene Now, But After Reading This You Will

Manning, SC - It's been over a month since virtual unknown Alvin Greene from South Carolina became the Democratic candidate to run against incumbent Republican, Jim DeMint for a United States Senate seat in November. As some background, he's the 32-y...

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Funny story: Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

Palin Reconsiders Stance on Late Term Abortions after Bristol Announces Wedding Plans & Reality Show with Levi!

The surprise announcement that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are back together and planning marriage AND a Realty Show, portends a bigger train wreck than experienced in Andhra Pradesh, India last week which killed scores of passengers. Levi...

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Funny story: Fox Plans New Reality Show: Palins - A Modern Revolutionary War

Fox Plans New Reality Show: Palins - A Modern Revolutionary War

The Fox Network finally has the angle it's been looking for to offer the Palin family a chance to have their own reality show on their channel-the feud between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston. "We were trying to figure out how we were going to d...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and Baby Tripp To Star In The Reality Show, "Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies"

Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin, and Baby Tripp To Star In The Reality Show, "Howdy Y'all We're The Wasilla Hillbillies"

HOLLYWOOD - EFN, The Extended Family Network, has just informed the entertainment media that they have signed Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin to star in their very own reality show. The show which will be set in their rented trailer house in Wasil...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's daughter warns other teens, sex makes you poop babies

Sarah Palin's daughter warns other teens, sex makes you poop babies

Sarah Palin, the ex governor of Alaska, who has a daughter named after a city in the south west of Englandshire, is surprised to announce that her unmarried daughter, who is famous for having consorted with Satan in the most foul and depraved way by...

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Funny story: Republicans May Have Their Black Man to Run Against Obama in 2012

Republicans May Have Their Black Man to Run Against Obama in 2012

Republican leaders are finally getting hip to the jive as to what is going to help them gain momentum going into the 2012 elections. They are going to need to have a black man of their own to run up against Obama. Although some thought that Micha...

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Funny story: Octopus Predicts Palin For President

Octopus Predicts Palin For President

In a stunning announcement this morning, Paul, the Physic Octopus, has picked Sarah Palin to win the US presidency in 2012. With almost a perfect record in predicting World Cup soccer games, the famous Octopus has given new life to Republican hopes f...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

Levi Johnston Says The Only Reason He Badmouthed Sarah Palin Was Because His Ex-Girlfriend Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin Made Him

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin has revealed that the only reason he spoke so badly about Mrs. Palin was because his former 'old' girlfriend Kathy Griffin told him to do so. Johns...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Turned In Russian Spies!

Sarah Palin Turned In Russian Spies!

Most news outlets were completely surprised that the United States had about a dozen Russian spies that have been in our country now for many years, reporting back to Russia everything they hear after bugging thousands of homes and offices. A secr...

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Funny story: Palin on Short List for Reality Show

Palin on Short List for Reality Show

When asked recently, Sarah Palin is denying rumors that she has been approached by Larry David for a part in a new cable reality show concept thought to be titled "The Real Political Skanks of DC". Ex Governor Palin was quoted by friends as sayin...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

NOGALES, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer was in the border town of Nogales to flip the electric switch that will send 850,000 volts of electricity through the entire length of the Arizona portion of the border wall that separates the United S...

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Funny story: In Latest Speech, Palin Stops Short of Referring to Self as Martyr

In Latest Speech, Palin Stops Short of Referring to Self as Martyr

In yet another controversial appearance of Sarah Palin, this time at the California State University, Stanislaus campus, Sarah complained of how her message is being met with the same controversy over and over--that she is undeserving of the large su...

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