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Funny story: Ex-KGB spook bids for Daily Fascist

Ex-KGB spook bids for Daily Fascist

London - (Plutonium-210 Mess): A former KGB spy has put in a multi-million pound bid to buy Middle England's flagship rag The Daily Fascist. Alexander Lebedev, 69, is said to be hugely impressed with the Tory Central Orifice misinformation campaig...

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Funny story: Cold War - the Russian solution to Global Warming

Cold War - the Russian solution to Global Warming

Vlad Putin, the Russian Premier, declared today that cutting off gas supplies to the Ukraine and Europe was his solution to Global Warming. In a statement from his hunting trip in Ukraine with Sarah Palin, Vlad said, "We freeze our bollocks off ev...

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Funny story: Russian Submarine 'In Difficulty' Off Great Yarmouth

Russian Submarine 'In Difficulty' Off Great Yarmouth

Coast guards in Great Yarmouth and Gorleston have revealed that that they intercepted SOS calls from a Russian submarine off the Norfolk coast. "They were apparently concerned that they were running out of fuel and the crew worked out that being u...

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Funny story: Lonely Russian Man Watching Sarah Palin From Home

Lonely Russian Man Watching Sarah Palin From Home

ANCHORAGE, AK - Stanislav Anzhela has been keeping a close eye on the Alaska governor since her meteoric rise from political obscurity earlier this year. Anzhela first became aware of Palin while surfing the Internet, searching world news headlines.

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Funny story: Unidentified Aircraft causes panic!

Unidentified Aircraft causes panic!

The military forces of Russia and other European countries remain on high alert this morning after an unidentified aircraft overflew most of the continent last evening. The event began when an unknown supersonic aircraft conducted a low altitude h...

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Funny story: Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access

Russian submarine explosion destroys Middle East web access

Mediterranean Sea - (Hunt for Red October Mess): An explosion off Malta's territorial waters aboard a Borei-class Russian submarine is believed to be responsible for Friday's destruction of internet and phone telecoms between Europe, the Middle East,...

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Funny story: Stalin To Be Made Saint In Russia

Stalin To Be Made Saint In Russia

The Soviet dictator, who was responsible for the deaths of around 15 million people during his 31-year reign of terror, is in second place in online voting for the Name of Russia competition. Stalin last week surrendered a narrow lead to Nicholas...

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Funny story: One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...

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Funny story: Russian Warships Bomb Venezuela

Russian Warships Bomb Venezuela

CARACAS, Venezuela - What was supposed to have been a Russian naval exercise in Venezuelan waters has turned ugly. Three Russian warships, 'The RS Caviar Countess,' 'The RS Molotov Coctail,' and 'The RS Bolshevik Bitch' received orders from Moscow...

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Funny story: Senior Bankers Stranded In Siberia

Senior Bankers Stranded In Siberia

A luxury private jet on route to Japan with some of Britain's most senior bankers on board, was forced to land at a remote airport in Siberia yesterday after the airline 'Carrion Jet Services' was put into administration. The pilot and crew have bee...

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Funny story: Kursk-like Russian submarine behind Somali oil tanker highjack says CIA

Kursk-like Russian submarine behind Somali oil tanker highjack says CIA

Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): The President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) CIA sources say that the Somali highjackers of the Sirius Star Saudi oil tanker may have accessed the vessel from a Russian Oscar-II nuclear cruise missi...

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Funny story: Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Dissappearing churches, Chapter 2: 1,200 year-old basilica surfaces in Syria

Aleppo - (X-Files Mess): The bizarre saga of the vanishing Russian church that suddenly materialised near the Pentagon's Area 51 alien base in Roswell, Nevada, took a sinister new twist today. Reports from Syria allege that the preserved remains o...

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Funny story: Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Russian church vanishes, materialises near Area 51 Roswell base

Moscow - (X-Files Mess): Kremlin officials are gobsmacked after an 18th century brick-built two storey church 'suddenly vanished' from Bloodyvostock's Ivanovo-Voskresenskaya diocese before materialising thousands of miles away in the USA near the not...

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Funny story: Euro Trash Beauties Diss Putin and His Gaz Prom!

Euro Trash Beauties Diss Putin and His Gaz Prom!

Euro Trash beauty Whores have been hooked on Vladimir Putin's Russian Gas. One emaciated stunner after another told thespoof.addict that they didn't think they could live without Vlad's Vaporous Gases. But that was before European Union leaders...

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Funny story: Russia Declares War On Lancashire Mill Town

Russia Declares War On Lancashire Mill Town

In an unprecedented move this evening, the Russian government declared war on the Lancashire mill town of Burnley following Chelsea's defeat in the Carling Cup at home to the East Lancashire minnows. Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is said to have...

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Funny story: Palin ditched by AIP

Palin ditched by AIP

In a surprise move that has sent shockwave across the political spectrum, the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP), which advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent nation, has today announced that it is...

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Funny story: November 4th: Russia's National Unity Mitford Day

November 4th: Russia's National Unity Mitford Day

Moscow - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): Russian spookmasters past and present are cock-a-hoop that their greatest ever national feastday, Russian National Unity Mitford Day, sees a fully paid-up member of the KGB and grandson of fascist British Hitler fellate...

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