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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fights Back!

Robert Pattinson Fights Back!

Hollywood reporters in New York City reported Tuesday that Robert Pattinson was caught on camera with several bruises on his face that are supposed to be a special make-up job for his new movie, "Remember Me". However, some are now asking if the m...

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Funny story: More Stars Join Pattinson In "Remember Me"

More Stars Join Pattinson In "Remember Me"

Robert Pattinson, the star of the "Twilight" movies has signed a contract to be in another film called "Remember Me", which is also being distributed by the same Summit Entertainment. Once Pattinson put his name on the line, more stars are commiti...

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Funny story: Pattinson And Stewart Work Out Problem Together

Pattinson And Stewart Work Out Problem Together

After Robert Pattinson was caught in a compromising position with stunt-double Heather O'Brien recently, things almost got out of hand, admit the "Twilight" couple. "I've talked all this over with Robert and then I had a good talk with Heather and...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison Seen Kissing Kristen's Stunt Double!

Robert Pattison Seen Kissing Kristen's Stunt Double!

Actor Robert Pattinson was caught kissing Kristen Stewart's double in the movies Friday night completely by accident. The romantic couple, Pattinson and Stewart had been using their stunt doubles from the Twilight movies to sneak away to themselve...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson Could Have Died Tonight Says LAPD Spokesman

When we asked the LAPD if there was the remotest possibility that Twilight stars and teen idols Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattininson could have died tonight, we were met with a stony silence. When we insisted that we just wanted to know if it was a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Spoof Writing Is Really Boring Claims Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart aka Bella Swan, lover of teen vampire Edward Cullen, tonight lashed out at writers of spoofery and related antics because 'my dad does it too' The teen queen claimed that anything with teen heartthrobs names on it attracted an irra...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Takes A Leak! ...Several Times A Day

Robert Pattinson Takes A Leak! ...Several Times A Day

Los Angeles, CA - Pattinson, star of the Twilight series, is actually human. While no picture of the hunky dream with dirty hair have surfaced depicting him voiding his bladder, the story is true just the same. Ladies and little girls, Robert Patti...

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Funny story: Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Teen queens, Brenda Song and Kristen Stewart have recently mocked Rob Pattinson, Brenda in a recent interview criticized his acting skills and mocked his style. While, Kristen imitated Pattinson on a recent Youtube video. In response to the video...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Using Stunt Doubles To Trick Paparazzi!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Using Stunt Doubles To Trick Paparazzi!

After what has probably been the most riveting week in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, well, photos, it appears that the work in Montepulciano, Italy is done. Lots of people saw Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart at the Airport Saturday, getting rea...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof Writer Adam Click Signs Up For Eclipse Movie

Spoof writer Adam Click has just signed up to appear alongside Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in the latest addition to the Twilight movie franchise. Producers, keen to secure the longevity of the bullshit vampire saga decided to turn to tradit...

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Funny story: New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

New Moon Location Row As Brit Actress Puts The Guns On Rob Pattinson

Chaos ensued today in Italy on the set of upcoming movie New Moon when Kristen Stewart, who has reportedly got a thing all over again for co-star Rob Pattinson had her nose put seriously out of joint. Trouble flared when, during a break in filming...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Signs For Breaking Dawn!

Robert Pattinson Signs For Breaking Dawn!

Even though it may be two whole years away, Robert Pattinson has already signed to do Twilight 4: Breaking Dawn. "I realize we just got through filming New Moon and are still finishing up Eclipse, but I wanted to go ahead and commit myself to doin...

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Funny story: Robert Downey, Jr. Admits He's American Idol's Danny Gokey

Robert Downey, Jr. Admits He's American Idol's Danny Gokey

HOLLYWOOD - After Danny Gokey was eliminated from American Idol last week, he revealed to Ryan Seacrest that he is really Robert Downey, Jr. Downey told Seacrest that he has always wanted to be a singer. But he wanted to become a singer on his own...

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Funny story: 'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

'Eclipse' Movie On Hold Following Allegations Of Plagiarism

Hollywood Ca - The latest movie instalment of the Twilight series has been put on indefinite hold until accusations of plagiarism against author Stephenie Meyer are satisfactorily resolved. The accusations stem from a former college roommate of Me...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison Gets Out Restraining Order For Stalker

Robert Pattison Gets Out Restraining Order For Stalker

An old acquaintance from his earlier days at the Barnes Theatre Company Patricia Brewster, Robert Pattison's alleged stalker, has been detained by the Los Angeles Police Department as she had been seen around the studio where Pattison has been inv...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married! Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special dat...

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Funny story: Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Lifts Ban On Sex Without Commitment

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Lifts Ban On Sex Without Commitment

Bravo TV's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has now released a statement that she is lifting her long standing policy of abstinence, and that she will no longer forbid sex between her matches, without there being a committed relationship between...

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