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Funny story: Republicans and Blue Dog Democrats form New Party

Republicans and Blue Dog Democrats form New Party

Washington DC: Following the heated debates over the Health Care Reform bill in both houses of the US Congress, a bipartisan decision was made to realign the American political parties. The Republican and Democratic Party leadership evaluated the...

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Funny story: ABBA Revival By Party World Company

ABBA Revival By Party World Company

Lebanese indie company Party World Company has signed on to "revive" all-time sensation ABBA's music and work. The company will be setting up a website (the name is still unknown for unknown reasons) that will include the group's bio, music, music...

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Funny story: Republican Money

Republican Money

Republicans some calling themselves British Republicans others calling themselves English, Scottish or Welsh Republicans want the UK to change immediately to the Euro currency system so that they can get rid of this money with herself on the notes or...

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Funny story: English Republicans Fed Up

English Republicans Fed Up

English Republicans who go to England football matches are totally pissed off that when they go to football matches to watch England play they have to listen to God save the Queen. James Cromwell a spokesperson for English republicans explained th...

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Funny story: Nations Elephants Going Whacko!

Nations Elephants Going Whacko!

Washington, DC - Dr. Michael "Packy" Steele, the nationally esteemed biologist and chief shit picker upper for the elephant exhibits at the National Zoo in Washington, first noticed the dim-witted behavior of the elephants last fall. "Instead of...

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Funny story: Why I Wouldn't Vote Republican

Why I Wouldn't Vote Republican

I wouldn't vote Republican because I love the fact that a horse has more brains and smaller teeth than John McCain I wouldn't vote Republican because throwing people into concentration camps in Cuba without trial or evidence against them is fine, as long as I have the freedom to say nothing about it I wouldn't vote Republican because I'm so responsible with guns I let my teenage children buy...

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Funny story: Ensign Story Cuntinues:The Douglas Hampton Pimping Inc Sparks Profits for Republican Spouses

Ensign Story Cuntinues:The Douglas Hampton Pimping Inc Sparks Profits for Republican Spouses

Are you the husband or wife of a Republican? Based on recent demographic studies it is likely that your spouse while pandering to the religious right is fucking someone else like a died in the wool leftwinger! If you are really Republican you probabl...

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Funny story: Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

Thanks to Democrats, America May Lose War on Environment

WASHINGTON, D.C. - House Democrats on Friday effectively smothered the Republican-backed "Atmosphere of Change" bill, which could have increased the carbon footprint of the US by allowing Americans to ignore the continued devastation of our planet, e...

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Funny story: Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party

(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...

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Funny story: Republicans Steal Election for Ahmadinejad; Name Him to Replace RNC Chairman Steele

Republicans Steal Election for Ahmadinejad; Name Him to Replace RNC Chairman Steele

Conservative and Fascist election theft have been all the rage in the twenty first century. Bush- Cheney thieved two, Mexico had one robbed red handedly and now even the holy Muslim nation of Iran is the scene of the crime. The progressive candidate...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

BALTIMORE - In a move right out of Romancing The Stone, Frost Nixon, and The Titanic, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin waltzed right into the Orioles Nest Hotel's Brooks Robinson Convention Room and literally stole the show at the GOP Fundraising Dinner.

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Funny story: Republicans Reject All Emotions for High Court Nominees, Except NeoCon Rage

Republicans Reject All Emotions for High Court Nominees, Except NeoCon Rage

President Obama's mention of empathy as a possible desirable quality in a Supreme court Justice has set off a fit of blind rage among his republican opponents. Senators, representatives and Republican dog catchers have been foaming at the mouth and p...

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Funny story: Republicans cheer for Obama is going to be GONE in 2010

Republicans cheer for Obama is going to be GONE in 2010

Today, former Republican VP Dick Chenney announced his candidacy for being a Vice-President again. The former VP was against Obama for the Guantanimo Bay closure and for his actions to the economy. Top 10 reasons Chenney is happy that Obama's going away: * Obama's bad ecconomic ideas * Biased - Brings more rights to blacks than whites * Horrible VP * Guatanimo Bay closure * Smiles TOO MU...

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Funny story: Republicans set up "war" committee

Republicans set up "war" committee

Republican Party National Chairman, Michael Steele, has set up a Special Committee headed by conservative talkshow host, Rush Limbaugh, to plan a concerted attack on President Barack Obama and shoot the high-fler down. Limbaugh is excited with he...

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Funny story: Republicans in need of one helluva blowjob

Republicans in need of one helluva blowjob

Washington AC/DC - (Flaccid Ass Mess): ...if Sarah Palin's permafrosty pantyliners are anything to go by. That's the stark message from Bogota-based International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement's Du Pont Circle back orifice this week as...

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Funny story: Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader Comes Clean About Being a Closet Republican

Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...

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Funny story: Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Michael Steele Apologizes for Offending Republican Leaders

Republican Committee Chairman Michael Steele issued an apology today for insulting nearly all of the leading voices of the Republican Party. When asked to comment on Mitt Romney, Steele said, "He's a Mormon, and it's clear that we don't vote for...

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