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Funny story: African Charity donates money to Church of Scientology

African Charity donates money to Church of Scientology

African based charity "The Good Givers" has donated a large unspecified sum of money to the loony Church of Scientology.

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Funny story: Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

Huge cloud formation spelling the word "FUCK" seen over London

A cloud formation that could be seen over most of London, England, which clearly spelt the word FUCK, has lead to a frenzy of speculation and interpretation.

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Funny story: Forgotten Scripture Discovered

Forgotten Scripture Discovered

Archaeologists in Turkey have unearthed what they call "an important theo-culinary artefact" during excavations near an ancient temple in the north of the country. The ancient manuscript, entitled 'The Book of Donor", appears to detail the unlikel...

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Funny story: Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

Second frozen body of a WWII pilot found in Kings Canyon National Park; officials suspect foul play

San Francisco, California - A second, in as many years, frozen body of a WWII airman was recovered today in the California High Sierra. It is believed to be the body of a pilot that accompanied the first one that was found in 2005. This recent discov...

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Funny story: Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

Muslim-Mormon Rap Fusion Duo Make Their First $1bn

NEW YOIK (Defecated News) - One was born in Saudi Arabia, the other in Salt Lake City. One is a follower of Islam, the other a Mormon. But what links these two is their music and the one billion dollars they have made since forming their rap...

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Funny story: St Christopher to start wearing a St Ronald

St Christopher to start wearing a St Ronald

St Christopher, the patron Saint of Traveller's is now wearing a St Ronald, the patron saint of Paper work.

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Funny story: Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo Accepted His Fate 'With Dignity', Says Hindu Leader

Shambo, the 'sacred' Welsh Hindu bullock, has finally been taken away for execution after police were drafted in to battle it out with his followers who were trying to prevent the slaughter.

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Funny story: Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

Dead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan

SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...

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Funny story: Miracle on Mile End road

Miracle on Mile End road

Two Sisters working out of St Joseph's Convert in the heart of London's East End have quite literally transformed the area of Tower Hamlet's over the last 6 months.

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Funny story: Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

Iran unveils 'Penis of Allah'

TEHRAN-- Iran's minister of defense is reporting that the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon unveil its new homemade fighter jet known as "Azarakhsh," -- loosely translated as "Penis of Allah". Iranian General Mustafa Najar stated that the govern...

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Funny story: Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

Big Brother Housemates Reject Neo-Platonism

The Big Brother housemates had a lie-in yesterday, following Friday's heated discussion about the existence of God and the fundamentals of humanistic morality.

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Funny story: Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Jesus Destroys Ten Commandment Tablets

Murphy, North Carolina (IP) - Ham radio operators in the bible belt stronghold of Murphy, North Carolina report that Jesus came into town today, picked up the ten commandment tablets and in a scene similar to the one where he chastised the money chan...

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Funny story: 500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...

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Funny story: iPods, lightning and "heavy metal" incur wrath of God, claims New England Journal of Medicine

iPods, lightning and "heavy metal" incur wrath of God, claims New England Journal of Medicine

Los Angeles, California - The New England Journal of Medicine warns iPod users this week not to tempt fate in these final days as we wait upon the judgment by wearing iPods, during a thunderstorm and especially while listening to 'heavy metal,...

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Funny story: Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

In the ongoing, childish game of "my religion can beat up your religion," Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document that says all other Christian communities are either defective...

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Funny story: America's Tori Spelling becomes a minister

America's Tori Spelling becomes a minister

Tori Spelling knelt before the maroon altar in the slightly darkened chapel as members of the congregation lined up behind her. One by one, they embraced her and offered quiet congratulations. They wished her luck. The children told...

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Funny story: Religion a Godsend for Hooker-Loving Fundamentalists

Religion a Godsend for Hooker-Loving Fundamentalists

US fundamentalist neocons say that their religion is a godsend, you can do whatever you want and god - they mean God, the capitalized long-haired, bearded white guy in the sky - will forgive you. You can't beat that with a neon Bible.

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