Showing:

Funny satire stories about Racism

Try another search?

Funny story: Black Child Cast as Monkey in School Play

Black Child Cast as Monkey in School Play

A seven-year-old boy with a highly developed sun tan has been withdrawn from a school play by his mother after he was cast as a monkey. Mrs. Lorraine Kong took her son, King, out of a junior stage production of the 2001 hit movie Planet of the Ape...

Read full story
Funny story: Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

Jesse Jackson's JFC (Jesse's Fried Chicken) Successfully Sued by KFC

After being rebuffed for calling Barack Obama 'a nigger whose nuts should be cut off', Jesse Jackson, once the U.S.'s MegaBlack Leader has had to find another outlet for his giant ego. He's already rich from his Rainbow Coaltion, but getting the 'Dea...

Read full story
Funny story: McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

McCain wears pillowcase to Alabama press conference

Selma, AL - Presidential candidate John McCain showed up at a press conference in Selma wearing a white pillowcase over his head with eye holes cut out. He apologized to the audience, telling them that his skin is highly sensitive to sunlight and he...

Read full story
Funny story: Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

A recording surfaced today from Obama's Unity, PA meeting with Hillary Clinton July 10th revealing that Obama discussed ending affirmative action in order to court the white vote, according to Fox News sources. "We have the black vote in our back...

Read full story
Funny story: Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

In Oran harbour this morning a boat with almost two hundred people arrived back from Great Britain. The people on the boat said they had been in Britain for only three weeks but they couldn't stay there any longer.

Read full story
Funny story: McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

McCain Furious Campaign Slogan Considered Racist

Hothead AZ-- John McCain is apoplectic his new campaign slogan is considered racist. The new slogan was unveiled yesterday--He's Right. He's White--and it cost the campaign $2.5 million dollars.

Read full story
Funny story: Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Obama address NAACP, urges Blacks to Continue living off of White guilt

Democratic Presidential candidate, Barrack Obama, speaking to the N.A.A.C.P., the largest and oldest civil rights organization in America, urged Blacks to continue living off of White Guilt.

Read full story
Funny story: Barack Obama In Nazi Row

Barack Obama In Nazi Row

Barack Obama has had his plans to speak at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin dashed by angry Germans, who say that former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler would never have allowed such a thing to happen.

Read full story
Funny story: The Black Report

The Black Report

Dallas TX, 11 July 2008: Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price is sticking to his June 2008 comments that the term "black hole," which a colleague used, is racist. Price also says language such as "angel food cake" and "...

Read full story
Funny story: Big Brother's Belinda Kicked Out For Racist Abuse

Big Brother's Belinda Kicked Out For Racist Abuse

Big Brother's irritating nasal jazz fraud Belinda (Belinda, Belinda) has been kicked out of the house following allegations of racist abuse levelled by mock-Italian Mario Marconi, real name Cyril Twaddlethorpe, from Manchester.

Read full story
Funny story: No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

No Olympic Games for White British Athletes

The British government's cull of white British males intensified this week, when the Minister for Women and Equality announced that only women and ethnic groups would be allowed to represent Great Britain in the London Olympics.

Read full story
Funny story: Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

Station Manager: "I Had no Idea Imus was a Racist Wop"

NEW YORK, NY - David White, station manager of WABC New York, is claiming ignorance as a defense after finding himself at the center of the latest debacle involving shock-jock Don Imus.

Read full story
Funny story: White Male Workers Banned in Britain

White Male Workers Banned in Britain

After centuries of dominance, the British white male worker has been banned from applying for any jobs that could be done by women or by ethnic workers.

Read full story
Funny story: Top Asian officer doesn't make race claim

Top Asian officer doesn't make race claim

A top Asian police officer in London today didn't make a claim of racial discrimination. Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur made the announcement on BBC Radio 4 that 'I'm not making any claim of discrimination, I'm just doing a paid job like a gr...

Read full story
Funny story: Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Big Brother Alex Thrown Out Of House For Being A Gangsta

Alexandra de-Gale, the Big Brother negress who has been shown the most disrespect in the entire history of Black People, has been thrown out of the House for allegedly making a claim that she is a gangsta

Read full story
Funny story: Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother housemate and disrespected black person Alexandra de Gale, was yesterday involved in a new crisis when, in front of million of TV viewers, she was openly violated by fellow housemate, Rex, who, to be hone...

Read full story
Funny story: BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

BNP Wants 42 day limit abolished

After the vote in the commons on Wednesday, the leader of the British National Party said the 42 day limit should be abolished in favour of a new set of measures he proposes.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more