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Funny story: Pope Arrested, Held For Questioning In Portugal

Pope Arrested, Held For Questioning In Portugal

In an astonishing new twist to the Madeleine McCann enquiry, the Pope has been arrested and brought to Portugal for questioning about the little girl's disappearance.

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Funny story: Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

Eco-friendly pope reinstates Inquisition for polluters

LORETO, Italy (AFP) - Pope Benedict XVI hosted a colossal Catholic mass Sunday attended by half a million Italians, telling them to throw away their video games, burn their automobiles and use their cell phones to "take care of the environment.&...

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Funny story: NATO archives show Pope Ratzinger is Jackie Onassis's half brother

NATO archives show Pope Ratzinger is Jackie Onassis's half brother

NATO HQ - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Recently recovered NATO archves show that Pope Joseph Ratzinger's father was Jack "Blackjack" Bouvier, father of Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis and Caroline Lee Bouvier Canfield Radziwill.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby

Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict are expecting their first child together.

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Funny story: Carol Vorderman in running to be the next Pope

Carol Vorderman in running to be the next Pope

The thinking man's Carol Smilie, Carol Vorderman has shocked her many loyal fans by revealing her intention to be the next Pope.

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Funny story: Ratzinger ordered Gerry Adams' Wikipedia edit

Ratzinger ordered Gerry Adams' Wikipedia edit

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger ordered the CIA to erase all references to Gerry Adams' criminality from his Wikipedia entry after NATO military intelligence had confirmed that the Irish terrorist is the Pontiff's son by Puppet...

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Funny story: Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Computer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret

Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.

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Funny story: Catholics Introduce New Habit For Nuns

Catholics Introduce New Habit For Nuns

In an effort to increase the number of straight, heterosexual priests, the Vatican introduced a new habit for nuns. The new clothing, which more closely resembles a very skimpy Roman toga, is designed to make men want to be around women more. In...

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Funny story: 7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

7 Polyps and a Priest Found In President's Bush's Colon

Doctors performing a colonoscophy on President Bush this weekend were shocked when they found a long lost priest from the Vatican. Father Domino Rodriguez, had been visiting the Vatican from Venenezuela at the same time President Bush paid a visit to...

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Funny story: Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

Pope Claims First Place and Okays Pig

In the ongoing, childish game of "my religion can beat up your religion," Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document that says all other Christian communities are either defective...

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Funny story: Pope denies miracle electric shock machine scam

Pope denies miracle electric shock machine scam

Vatican - (Ass Mess): The Pope has denied allegations that he imported an electric shock machine "to make people believe he could pass on the Holy Spirit".

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Funny story: Daftass Ratzinger 'is suffering from epileptic fits'

Daftass Ratzinger 'is suffering from epileptic fits'

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger's latest daftass pronouncement about the exclusivity of the superstituos twaddle peddeld by his organised crime cartel may be a direct result of the epileptic fits he has experienced for the last t...

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Funny story: Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.

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Funny story: Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Pope Benedict XVI stated today that all organizations besides the Catholic Church are false. He said that they do not have the authority to perform the ordinances of salvation and could not show an unbroken line of authority back to the original apo...

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Funny story: Pope brings back Black Mass

Pope brings back Black Mass

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): The Pope has reinstated the traditional Tridentine Black Mass that was outlawed by his predecessors when they faced being outed for starting the Holocaust.

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Funny story: Rome smoking ban extends to dead popes

Rome smoking ban extends to dead popes

Rome - (Ass Mess): The latest health-kick no-smoking craze which has swept across from the UK to Italy has clearly upset the Vatican which has been told: No More Lighting Up When a Pope Dies.

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Funny story: Billy Bob Outraged at Papal Decision

Billy Bob Outraged at Papal Decision

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - West Virginia - Yesterday, Billy Bob Bush logged onto TheSpoof.com and read the article, Catholic bishops of England and Wales demanded human ri...

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