Genevieve Ass-Scratcher of Hopalong-on-Avon found a dingleberry that had a particular and curious shape.
A new Vatican document, rumored to be composed by online confessor, AskFrFred44giveness, has increased the already quite erect list of sin that Catholics need to become neu-erotic about.
Superstar representative of God on Earth, His Supreme Highness Pope Benedict XVI has had a sex change - so claims a Vatican insider.
London - (Diabolical Mess): The UK's satanic Hellfire Club has been warned that next Sunday's Mother's Day falls on the soixante-neuf anniversary of the accession into papal orifice of Eugenio Pacelli, nee Geli, univers...
NATO HQ, Brussels - (Bad Ass Mess): NATO has likened the relationship between the Pope and Opus Dei to that of Hitler and the Gestapo.
Basel, Switzerland - (Grand Slam Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has told a Vatican crowd that Roger Federrer is his grandson after ex-grand slam champ Boris Becker proved DNA positive to be the Pontif's own firstborn and the subsequent father of th...
Pope Benedict - who recently returned to the Catholic Church after earlier resigning in disgrace after the Jesus-gate scandal - has now claimed to be possessed by the demonic spirit of Glam Rock naug...
Vatican - (Cannibal Mess): The remains of hundreds of young adults and children have been discovered under the Vatican kitchens prompting fears the Pope will now have to come clean about pontifical ritual dietary secrets.
Pope Benedict issued a statement declaring that people should listen to their hearts and their faith and not to "seductiveness of science." The centuries old battle between religion and science has caused rifts with the Catholic Church for...
Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): "And I will make you fissures (sic) of men!" were the immortal words of the P2 Lodge grand wizard and Bishop of Rome as he deftly anointed the trembling lips, foreheads, breasts and bodily orifices of...
Former head of the Catholic Chruch, Pope Benedict XVI, has made himself at home in a free-living (what else) hippy commune on the outskirts of San Franthisco, following his almighty fall from grace after it was revea...
Sex Sells! We see it every day on TV, Radio, toilets, under manhole covers its in- (or un-) escapable.
The current pontiff, thinking he has some PR problems, has, in an unprecedented move, changed his name to Ron Paul I. "It rhymes with John Paul, and he is a really neat guy who doesn't like the war in Iraq, and besides, he is a veteran who w...
Rumor has it the pontiff will be in the US early next year to recruit Jimmy Johnson to coach Notre Dame to a championship year.
Vatican City, Italy (IP) - The Pope has had to refinance Vatican City and was fortunate to be able to do so during a period of falling interest rates.
Vatican City - (Baksheesh Mess): Tuesday's historic state visit by the king of Sordid Arabia to the Vatican is set to focus on the Pontiff's demands for a slice of the BAE slushfund that former ambassador to the US Prince Bandar received from...
A sketched picture of a man believed to look a bit like the person who may have abducted Madeleine McCann, if indeed, she has been abducted, has been hastily cobbled together in a joint venture by one of Mr and Mrs McCann's drunken friends, and an F...
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