A group of concerned businessmen, mainly concerned for England's chances in Wimbledon and the World Cup, have clubbed together to take the initiative and form the next British Government to save the public the trouble of hanging on for a general elec...
House of Commons officials today apprehended a vagrant who they found asleep in the chamber on one of the Labour front benches. The man was escorted from the Palace of Westminster to loud protests by a phalanx of security men and it later transpir...
UKIP has convened a secret meeting of the party's executive committee in a beach hut in Morecambe. UKIP National Secretary Britony Albion agreed to talk to this reporter on the seafront. "We wanted to hold the meeting as far away from Europe as p...
The Chancer of the Exchequer, Alice Thedarling, announced his budget today. Being slightly hard of hearing, he made the announcement from Fred's Pet Shop, originally thinking the Prime Minister asked him to announce his new budgie. Opening his tat...
I hope that it is acceptable to the Editor to quote a line written by Chris James as my headline. I applaud his excellent article on our brave soldiers. Our brave young men are fighting a war thousands of mile away from home. Some will lose their lives and many will be physicaly injured. Others will suffer from mental health problems. The young soldier who could not forget killing one other man...
As election fever sweeps the House of Commons and Hairbrush Dave plots with Tebbit the rottweiler a heelish scandal was exposed by Labour MP, Dennis Skinner reports our fashion editor Heidi "cheil" Heald. Rocking on his heels, a sure sign that soo...
Hairbrush Dave, leader of the Conservative Party in the UK is a worried man. Gordon Brown is closing the gap in the polls by the day. "We must think of new strategies to fool the dummy electors" he told Lord Tebbit, henchman and bloodhound of Magg...
In a completely coincidental, unfortunate turn of events, a missing British Indian boy has been found safe and well in India at an uncle's house (named locally as Jeera) watching slumdog millionaire and eating chicken tikka masala and a peshwari naan...
Shock was the prevailing air around Westminster today as Gordon Brown and David Cameron further participated in talks to become the same person. Labour and the Conservatives, much criticised for their respective moves toward the centre ground of...
Costing 3 billion pounds, the new hard-hitting government safety campaign, aimed at cutting fatalities from spontaneous human combustion, will show a man whistling nonchalantly like some kind of idiot while smoke rises all around him. Featuring th...
In a long awaited press conference Gordon Brown, our beloved leader and saviour of mankind today announced New Labour's Plans for a fourth glorious term in office. In his speech he harked back to Labour's initial victory in 1997 by quoting from th...
Psychologists studying the idiot behaviour of both PM Gordon Brown, and New York Governor David Paterson have concluded that besides both being visually impaired, they seem to have much deeper rooted handicaps lodged into their psyche and more com...
In a press conference earlier today it was revealed that voters will be given a chance to see the three main political party leaders debate live on TV next month, ahead of the long overdue General Election. The recently appointed Popularity Tsar,...
Following from allegations over the weekend that calls were made to an anti-bullying help-line from workers at Number 10, the Labour government has been quick to quash rumours that there is a culture of bullying at Downing Street. In a press confe...
In a candid interview with The Telegraph today, outgoing Tory MP, Sir Rhodes D'Oblivion, condemned the lack of decent sorts in top positions these days. "There's just not enough decent chaps in parliament," he told the reporter from the comfort of...
It would turn your stomach the depths these unscrupulous bastards will go to to get sympathy votes from the electorate. As the General Election draws nearer more and more of them are in the news crying out for your votes it started with Alastair C...
With suggestions that secret plans are afoot to bring back fox hunting if the Tories get back into power it is imperative that we don't allow Cameron to win his race to the top seat at number 10. Some political activists within Cameron's constitu...
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