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Funny story: Government Announces 'Cookiegate' Inquiry

Government Announces 'Cookiegate' Inquiry

The Government has announced today that it is to hold a Public Inquiry to answer the 'urgent concerns' over Prime Minister Gollum Brown's taste in biscuits. The shock move was announced today by Home Secretary Alan Johnson, who said, "this is clea...

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Funny story: Clouds Gather As Tories Threaten Met Office Sell Off

Clouds Gather As Tories Threaten Met Office Sell Off

Liam Fox, Shadow spokeperson for extremely daft ideas has outlined how the Conservative party plan to save the nation billions. They are going to privitise weather forecasters. By selling off the man who warns you not to have a bar b q at the weekend...

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Funny story: Parliament to be moved to Eton

Parliament to be moved to Eton

The latest Conservative plans for cut backs on government expenses have received mixed reactions. George Osborne today told the full meeting hall in Manchester about his scheme to rule from Eton, so that Westminster can be done up and rented out to J...

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Funny story: The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The UK Conservative Party told the "truth" and "lied" - so what's new?!

The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth! Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claim...

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Funny story: What Does The DWP Do?

What Does The DWP Do?

Peter, a bright young man who has been seeking employment for almost one year when upon his last regular visit to the JobCentre Plus was told that he had to take any job he was offered or he faces losing his Jobseekers Allowance. Minutes later he...

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Funny story: British Politicians should all be locked in a "special" gated community!

British Politicians should all be locked in a "special" gated community!

More and more people are joining the growing call for all British MP's to live in there own "special" community. A leading figure in the police who wished to remain anonymous said "Its obvious those clowns don't live in the real world so we should ge...

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Funny story: Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project: Cameron crashes Labour's party

Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project: Cameron crashes Labour's party

The Conservative Nazi Evil Twin project continued yesterday when David Cameron's evil twin made an appearance at the Labour Paarty conference. As Gordon Brown rallied his troops, Evil Cameron leaped onto the stage and began running around making c...

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Funny story: The Cuckoos Nest

The Cuckoos Nest

In 2010 the Houses Of Parliament is to be renamed The Cuckoos Nest. The House of Lords has decided that referring to the Houses of Parliament as "The Cuckoos Nest" is politically and legally acceptable because it is a very descriptive way of what...

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Funny story: British Attorney General Under Investigation

British Attorney General Under Investigation

Baroness Uzbekistan, the United Kingdom's chief law officer, recently embroiled in a scandal over her alleged employment of an illegal immigrant is herself under investigation. The police smashed their way into her "main residence" at 4am yesterda...

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Funny story: House of Commons laughs asses off over House of Representatives "Liar" flapperoo

House of Commons laughs asses off over House of Representatives "Liar" flapperoo

LONDON (ABSNN) - Thirteen MP's were hospitalized Tuesday morning after reading the continuing news about US House member Joe Wilson's upcoming Ethics violation hearings and possible censure for calling President Obama a liar during his House speech e...

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Funny story: Cameron outlines Commons cost savings

Cameron outlines Commons cost savings

David Cameron, Tory leader, today announced his plans to reduce the cost of the Commons. The main thrust of his proposals is to limit the number of MPs to 'about a dozen, certainly no more than fifteen'. In a speech to party activists he explained...

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Funny story: Provision of Personal Services - Darling

Provision of Personal Services - Darling

Alistair Darling has announced a huge cut in departmental services today to save the government money but a leaked memo from the treasury indicates a new scheme which incorporates a particular type of new service to raise cash. The scheme involves...

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Funny story: Government release 'Why Factor'

Government release 'Why Factor'

Following the controversy over the appeal and release of the 'Lockerbie Bomber' on compassionate grounds and his subsequent return to Libya; the government has announced the setting up of an expert panel to review future cases.And in an unprecedented...

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Funny story: Two Old Heavyweights Reunited

Two Old Heavyweights Reunited

Seconds Out! Two former heavyweight fighters were reunited yesterday for one last time. Margaret Thatcher, known as the Greatest or the Iron Lady, met her old rival Neil Kinnock, the Windbag. It was an emotional meeting. The pair were famous for thei...

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Funny story: Government Outsourcing

Government Outsourcing

ADVERTISEMENT Tenders are invited for the supply of a United Kingdom government. The present public/private partnership has broken down, is obsolescent and must be replaced before next April Fool's Day. It is envisaged that companies such as Halliburton, Brown& Root and the Royal Bank of Scotland would be exemplary offerors. Scope Of Supply: Offerors are to provide a complete gover...

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Funny story: Government Lays Foundations for new Back-To -Work Scheme

Government Lays Foundations for new Back-To -Work Scheme

The Government is about to reveal a controversial new plan to cut the number of young people out of work. Under the Foundations for Living scheme, youngsters aged between 18 and 25 will sign up for a 6-week crash course to l learn architecture and...

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Funny story: Government plan Conscription into Salvation Army

Government plan Conscription into Salvation Army

British teens aged between 16-18 will be called up for 12 months service in the Salvation Army from August 2010. The controversial scheme is designed to beat yob culture and decrease Britain's soaring obesity rate. Field Marshall Eric Guthrie, le...

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