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Funny story: Nicole Richie's Court Case in Peril Over Paris Hilton Debacle

Nicole Richie's Court Case in Peril Over Paris Hilton Debacle

Any celebrities or public personalities with cases pending against them better plan on packing their bags for incarceration in response to Paris Hilton's early release. Speculation is, prosecutors will be over compensating their cases, loaded fo...

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Funny story: Group Protests Paris Hilton's Early Release

Group Protests Paris Hilton's Early Release

A group of concerned citizens, calling themselves, "Equal is Equal," is rallying a protest against the release of heiress Paris Hilton. The group is concerned over the rich and privileged being given preferential treatment in our legal sys...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton, Pregnant?

Paris Hilton, Pregnant?

Lynwood Ca. Rumors are flying around the, Century Regional Detention Center, that Paris Hilton is in a motherly way. This could explain her unprecedented early release from the facility. At most prisoners are awarded 50% off their sentences for good...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

Lindsay Lohan Career Takes a Curve

A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.

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Funny story: Manson Amongst Prisoners Released With Herpes

Manson Amongst Prisoners Released With Herpes

Corcoran State Prison, CA --Convicted mass-murderer Charles Manson has today been released from Corcoran State Prison for medical reasons, but will be confined to his home with an electronic ankle bracelet for 48 years.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population

Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.

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Funny story: War breaks out between Paris Hilton prosecutor and LASD's Sheriff

War breaks out between Paris Hilton prosecutor and LASD's Sheriff

California - (Ass Mess): Hostilities have broken out tonight between the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office top prosecutor Rocky Balboa and the LASD Sherrif Tommy Lee Barca after blonde socialite Paris Hilton was allowed to duck the rest of her 2...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Released From Jail

Paris Hilton Released From Jail

Hollywood, D.C. - Paris Hilton was released from prison today and is serving the rest of her sentence under house arrest - not at a Hilton hotel. "That joint sure didn't smell like a Hilton and there were no chocolates on my pillow. And no p...

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Funny story: Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Kevin Federline to marry Paris Hilton?

Musician and celebrity Kevin Federline goes through a hard time in his life ever since his divorce with Britney Spears.

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Funny story: Paris sent home 'after positive pregnancy test'

Paris sent home 'after positive pregnancy test'

Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Socialite Paris Hilton has managed to blag her way out of jail after a mere five days incarceration as a urine sample confirmed she is pregnant and in need of urgent medcal attention.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets More Press In Jail Than Out

Paris Hilton Gets More Press In Jail Than Out

Paris Hilton has declared her credo, there is no such thing, as bad publicity, and makes it work in spectacular fashion.

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Funny story: Paris says 'Big Bertha' to get Nicole Richie

Paris says 'Big Bertha' to get Nicole Richie

Although reports that Paris Hilton has been photographing herself all day while in prison are true, there's NO truth that she's been promised to 'Big Bertha'.

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Funny story: Women's Prison first to get Five Star Rating since Paris Hilton checked in!

Women's Prison first to get Five Star Rating since Paris Hilton checked in!

Lynwood, California - Prisoners and the warden all agree, prison conditions at the Century Regional Detention Facility for women in Lynwood, California, have improved greatly since Paris Hilton checked herself in a couple of days ago. It is rumored t...

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Funny story: Lawyer for Paris Hilton speaks out

Lawyer for Paris Hilton speaks out

Expensive lawyer for pampered pooch Paris Hilton, Mike Hunt, said today: "I could have got my client (and new boat) off, if she had just stated in court she was "twaddley-waddley"". Asked what "twaddley-waddley" meant h...

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Funny story: Scooter Libby pleads to join Paris in Lynwood

Scooter Libby pleads to join Paris in Lynwood

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Perjuring, lying Bush Administration toerag Scooter Libby has asked US District Judge Reggie B Walton if he can serve his 30 months jail sentence 'in the same cell as Paris Hilton'.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Jail Survival Guide or The Celbutantes Guide To Having A Good Time While Doing Time

Paris Hilton's Jail Survival Guide or The Celbutantes Guide To Having A Good Time While Doing Time

(New York-NY) I'm not going to fabricate a phony news story about Linwood Prisoner 9818783, Paris Hilton, or as I'd like to call her…mine, at least for an internet sex-capade. Trust me, at my age it would be a very short sex-capade, followed by a funereal, which I'd like Paris to attend, dressed of course as Jackie Kennedy at JFK's funereal. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?...

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Funny story: America Facing Shortage of Drunken Ho Starlets

America Facing Shortage of Drunken Ho Starlets

America's Minister for Debauchery and Lewdness, Ronald P. Wilcox, announced today that the country is facing a shortage of drunken ho starlets.

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