The Simple Life, Season 5, starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is going to be a bit unorthodox next year. The series, usually set to uncomfortable situations for Paris and Nicole is really going to be even more uncomfortable this round. Set in...
Any celebrities or public personalities with cases pending against them better plan on packing their bags for incarceration in response to Paris Hilton's early release. Speculation is, prosecutors will be over compensating their cases, loaded fo...
A group of concerned citizens, calling themselves, "Equal is Equal," is rallying a protest against the release of heiress Paris Hilton. The group is concerned over the rich and privileged being given preferential treatment in our legal sys...
Lynwood Ca. Rumors are flying around the, Century Regional Detention Center, that Paris Hilton is in a motherly way. This could explain her unprecedented early release from the facility. At most prisoners are awarded 50% off their sentences for good...
A spokesman for Lindsay Lohan has announced today that she will begin a new career after leaving rehab. Lindsay entered rehab after an auto accident lead to her arrest.
Corcoran State Prison, CA --Convicted mass-murderer Charles Manson has today been released from Corcoran State Prison for medical reasons, but will be confined to his home with an electronic ankle bracelet for 48 years.
Lynwood Ca. Paris Hilton was released from the Century Regional Detention Center yesterday 20 days short of her 23 day sentence. Officials cited unspecified medical reasons for her early release.
California - (Ass Mess): Hostilities have broken out tonight between the Los Angeles City Attorney's Office top prosecutor Rocky Balboa and the LASD Sherrif Tommy Lee Barca after blonde socialite Paris Hilton was allowed to duck the rest of her 2...
Hollywood, D.C. - Paris Hilton was released from prison today and is serving the rest of her sentence under house arrest - not at a Hilton hotel. "That joint sure didn't smell like a Hilton and there were no chocolates on my pillow. And no p...
Musician and celebrity Kevin Federline goes through a hard time in his life ever since his divorce with Britney Spears.
Lynwood, California - (Ass Mess): Socialite Paris Hilton has managed to blag her way out of jail after a mere five days incarceration as a urine sample confirmed she is pregnant and in need of urgent medcal attention.
Paris Hilton has declared her credo, there is no such thing, as bad publicity, and makes it work in spectacular fashion.
Although reports that Paris Hilton has been photographing herself all day while in prison are true, there's NO truth that she's been promised to 'Big Bertha'.
Lynwood, California - Prisoners and the warden all agree, prison conditions at the Century Regional Detention Facility for women in Lynwood, California, have improved greatly since Paris Hilton checked herself in a couple of days ago. It is rumored t...
Expensive lawyer for pampered pooch Paris Hilton, Mike Hunt, said today: "I could have got my client (and new boat) off, if she had just stated in court she was "twaddley-waddley"". Asked what "twaddley-waddley" meant h...
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Perjuring, lying Bush Administration toerag Scooter Libby has asked US District Judge Reggie B Walton if he can serve his 30 months jail sentence 'in the same cell as Paris Hilton'.
(New York-NY) I'm not going to fabricate a phony news story about Linwood Prisoner 9818783, Paris Hilton, or as I'd like to call her…mine, at least for an internet sex-capade. Trust me, at my age it would be a very short sex-capade, followed by a funereal, which I'd like Paris to attend, dressed of course as Jackie Kennedy at JFK's funereal. Hey, a guy can dream can't he?...
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