Celebrants of the completion of a "man room" in the home of Blacky Poplarski, "The Polish sausage" reveled this morning in the wee hours, regressing about 10 years in age for every hour they stayed up drinking beyond midnight.
During a trial run for the 2012 Olympic Games when a replica torch was used to ignite the traditional Olympic Flame, the resultant fire grew out of control and engulfed part of central London.
Waterdon Road in Stratford, not far from Pudding Lane,...
Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".
Beijing, China - Shortly upon their arrival at the Beijing International Airport, the visiting Olympic delegation sent to investigate air quality, addressing air pollutant contamination concerns in the capital city, host to the 2008 Olympic games, di...
New York, New York - With the use of steroids nearly running rampant by Olympic athletes, Kodak has decided its time to end its long-term association with the Olympics, which dates back to the very first games in Athens in 1896. Officially, Kodak exe...
Eddie the Eagle Edwards thought the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were taking the piste when he was informed that he was to be awarded the Gold Medal for his efforts in the 1988 Calgary Games.
Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.
Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.
Los Angeles, California - FBI agents became suspicious of Marion Jones' consistent denials that she did not use steroids during the 2000 Sydney Olympics but then they received copies of letters she sent to family and friends admitting as much. Ho...
China, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, has announced that they are recalling the Olympic Torch due to some safety concerns.
The XXIII Zombie Olympiad's official opening ceremony begins later today with a host of celebrities in attendance.
Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.
China, Wnker (Communist News) - The Chinese government is set to enforce a new set of laws that are to yank cars of its street in a bid to reduce the amount of citizens seen during the Beijing Olympics.
Britain will have a new swimming hero at next years Olympics and that someone will be "Eddie the Eel", formerly known as "Eddie the Eagle".
The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.
TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...
The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...
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