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Funny story: Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of the completion of a "man room" in the home of Blacky Poplarski, "The Polish sausage" reveled this morning in the wee hours, regressing about 10 years in age for every hour they stayed up drinking beyond midnight.

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Funny story: Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

Olympic Flame Lit Early - Great Fire Of London 2

During a trial run for the 2012 Olympic Games when a replica torch was used to ignite the traditional Olympic Flame, the resultant fire grew out of control and engulfed part of central London. Waterdon Road in Stratford, not far from Pudding Lane,...

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Funny story: Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".

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Funny story: Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Beijing, China - Shortly upon their arrival at the Beijing International Airport, the visiting Olympic delegation sent to investigate air quality, addressing air pollutant contamination concerns in the capital city, host to the 2008 Olympic games, di...

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Funny story: Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

Olympics loses Kodak sponsorship; picks up DuPont; 2012 Olympics backdrop for "Noah's Ark Animal Pills for Global Warming"

New York, New York - With the use of steroids nearly running rampant by Olympic athletes, Kodak has decided its time to end its long-term association with the Olympics, which dates back to the very first games in Athens in 1896. Officially, Kodak exe...

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Funny story: Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Olympic Gold Medal for Eddie The Eagle

Eddie the Eagle Edwards thought the International Olympic Committee (IOC) were taking the piste when he was informed that he was to be awarded the Gold Medal for his efforts in the 1988 Calgary Games.

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Funny story: British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

British Sporting Victories Predicted For 2012 Olympics

Britain's failure to achieve consistent international sporting success may be transformed into victory by 2012, the Ministry of Sport announced today.

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Funny story: Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Marion Jones Gives Back Medals

Marion Jones has given up the five medals she won at the Sydney Olympics, days after admitting she used performance-enhancing drugs. What happens next is up to the International Olympic Committee.

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Funny story: Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Marion Jones guilty plea discloses method of discovery of steroids use: caught exiting the men's restroom at the Federal building

Los Angeles, California - FBI agents became suspicious of Marion Jones' consistent denials that she did not use steroids during the 2000 Sydney Olympics but then they received copies of letters she sent to family and friends admitting as much. Ho...

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Recalled

Olympic Torch Recalled

China, the host of the 2008 Summer Olympics, has announced that they are recalling the Olympic Torch due to some safety concerns.

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Funny story: Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

Zombie Olympics to be opened by Mel Gibson

The XXIII Zombie Olympiad's official opening ceremony begins later today with a host of celebrities in attendance.

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Funny story: Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair in running for 2012 Olympics

Tony Blair, the much missed lap-dog AND former British Prime Minister announced today that he aimed for a place on the British Tiddlywinks team for the 2012 Olympics.

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Funny story: China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

China to remove cars (and Asians) off its streets

China, Wnker (Communist News) - The Chinese government is set to enforce a new set of laws that are to yank cars of its street in a bid to reduce the amount of citizens seen during the Beijing Olympics.

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Funny story: Eddie the Eagle "flies" again

Eddie the Eagle "flies" again

Britain will have a new swimming hero at next years Olympics and that someone will be "Eddie the Eel", formerly known as "Eddie the Eagle".

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Funny story: Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo's Ass

The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special Olympics logo.

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Funny story: Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

Steve Coogan To Play Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards In Terrible Film

TV funnyman and chat show host Steve Coogan is set to play the lead role of anti-hero Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards in a movie of the talentless British ski-jumping nonentity's 'hardly-worth-telli...

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Funny story: China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

China Sends Terracotta Army To Invade Britain

The Chinese government, unhappy with the way their country has been labelled 'developing' and 'polluted', has declared war on Great Britain, and has...

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