Damage from the blast that rocked the British Consulate in New York City has reportedly caused more than $300.00 in damages to the building on Third Avenue at 51st Street according to sources at Harry's Locksmith and Window Repair.
New York. The Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules stating that any man that has willingly registered and/or voted Democratic within the last twenty years will no longer be accepted as an anonymous sperm donor. Each...
Silvio Berlusconi has been arrested running away from the British Consulate in New York following bomb blasts at 3.35 am local time. New York police reported that the blasts shattered windows in the building and a big chunk of concrete fell out of th...
New York City - New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner has had his share of run-ins with managers in the past. During his first 23 seasons of owning the Yankees, he changed Managers 20 times. His relationship with Manager Billy Martin became a...
NEW YORK, NY - To no one's surprise, Flamboyant Yankees GM Brian Cashman unveiled a new relief pitcher strategy today, just one day after a large position player shake up that involved Hideki Matsui moving from left field to center field, Tony Wo...
New York -- Commissioner David Stern took his first step today to ensure the future prosperity of the league he governs. In a live press conference from New York City, Stern signed off on what for all intensive purposes was the death of three franchi...
After being swept by the Baltimore Orioles, New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner abruptly fired manager Joe Torre and replaced him with fictional "Seinfeld" character George Costanza.
New York - In 1955, McDonald's was just a gleam in founder Ray Kroc's eye. Fifty years later, it is the one of the biggest global brands and is fast becoming a central part of diets around the world.
(AP, Anonymous Press)- New York- Reports spread wide as a person matching Lance Armstrong's description, right down to the jersey and bicycle, has been seen couriering packages all over Manhattan. Though Armstrong's personal assistant could n...
New York, New York--For many years, scientists have been seeking the one universal substance that would be most useful in a variety of everyday as well as critical situations. Now, a team of researchers at several prominent New York city-area hospit...
NEW YORK (AP) - Controversial academic Ward Churchill has been signed by the famous media company, The New York Times.
DENVER - Qwest bumped up its offer for the outright purchase of MCI to $100 Billion dollars. The offer, which exceeds the one recently made by Verizon by a factor of 15 times, was creating a stir around the MCI offices in New York just about cocktail...
NEW YORK (AP) Hotel heiress Paris Hilton revealed a short list of her favorite hotels. "You might think that I would choose to stay only at those swanky Hilton hotels wherever I go. It's true that I get a complimentary room at most Hilton's, but...
NEW YORK (AP) In his last appearance as anchor on the CBS Evening News, veteran reporter Dan Rather spewed a litany of abuse against President George W. Bush. Dan Rather said: "I blame that draft-dodging Bush for my getting canned as anchorman. I KN...
New York (Spoof International News) In a move that has surprised pundits, nay-sayers, dooms-dayers and other nattering nabobs, President Bush today nominated Michael Bolton as the new US ambassador to the UN, replacing John Negroponte, his new "Intel...
NEW YORK - CBS News anchorman Dan Rather will not go gently into that good night after his final broadcast. He will go naked instead. Rather, 73, announced this morning that he is joining the staff of Naked News, where he will serve as weatherman an...
NEW YORK (AP) Publisher Alfred A. Knopf released the long anticipated book by Maria Sharapova. At a cabbage soup and Gatorade brunch, Mr. Knopf welcomed the triumphant Wimbledon tennis star Sharapova into the publishing world.
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