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Funny story: Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie

Horse Takes Quantum Leap Announcing It Is Not A Beast Of Burden To Madonna Ciccone Richie

Wiltshire, London suburbs, England-A tired and unhappy horse did the unthinkable this week, throwing Madonna The Material Girl Ciccone Richie for a loss.

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Funny story: British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

British Airways pilot flippantly tells passengers they'll probably die

London. England. A BA pilot was at the centre of yet another scandal yesterday after his terrifying message to the passengers was recorded and leaked to the press. The scandal comes in the wake of two plane crashes in the space of three days - o...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Blair To Check Out Prison Complaints

Prime Minister Blair To Check Out Prison Complaints

London, England---Prime Minister Tony Blair has been informed of numerous, vocal complaints about British jails, with people comparing them to Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, two infamous American prison hideaways.

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Funny story: JK Rowling admits stealing Potter stories

JK Rowling admits stealing Potter stories

(HMP Belmarsh, London) Lawyers representing the prolific children's writer JK Rowling arrived today under armed police escort at the UK's No 1 maximum security prison HMP Belmarsh to visit their client who was arrested at dawn yesterday foll...

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Funny story: Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

Chamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation

London England and Baghdad, Iraq-Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social urges tha...

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Funny story: Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

Branson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"

LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...

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Funny story: I'm a suicide bomber: get me out of here!

I'm a suicide bomber: get me out of here!

London - England. ITV have today announced ambitious plans for a brand new reality game show, to be screened in October. The show, which will re-locate to Afghanistan from the Australian jungle, will feature four or five b-list assassins - all c...

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Funny story: Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

Arrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger

London, England- According to Satan, the London Supreme Court has issued out an arrest warrant for one Sir Michael Philips Jagger, a.k.a., Mick Jagger, frontman for the Rolling Stones.

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Funny story: London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

London Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks

At an urgently convened meeting of Great Britain's COBRA emergency planning committee, the British Government have introduced a devastating weapon as their contribution to The War on Terror.

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Funny story: London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

London Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced

In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.

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Funny story: Heartbreak And Violence In Hollywood

Heartbreak And Violence In Hollywood

Hollywood, New York, London, Dawson's Crick, Mars and Beyond Earth,the Milky Way. -Tom Cool is not content with breaking hearts everywhere. He now has gotten hot and heavy in a noisy row with the Bold and Beautiful Brooke Shields in a...

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Funny story: The Terrorist, The Bomber and the BBC

The Terrorist, The Bomber and the BBC

LONDON (AP) - "Whether the London attacks were the work of a terrorist or a bomber is not the important thing", said BBC Director-General, Mark Thompson.

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Funny story: Live 8 Makes Poverty History, Breaks Previous Records

Live 8 Makes Poverty History, Breaks Previous Records

LONDON, ENGLAND -- Organizers agree, Live 8 is making poverty history. Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair saluted the musicians involved for their tremendous accomplishment.

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Funny story: New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

New Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!

London, England - Hasbro Larami, makers of the world renowned "Super Soaker" water guns, announced today that they will be releasing the limited edition Tom Cruise Super Soaker Microphone in tribute to the independent British comedy...

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Funny story: Europe engulfed in war after EU talks collapse.

Europe engulfed in war after EU talks collapse.

Enraged at British Prime Minister Tony Blair's stance during last week's summit talks about the EU constitution, Germany lashed out by invading several European nations, and attacked London with wave after wave of propeller-driven bomber plan...

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Funny story: 'Create your own blood' vessels grows scientists' engineering success into brain transplants

'Create your own blood' vessels grows scientists' engineering success into brain transplants

London based scientists have raced ahead in the search for Enhanced Artificial & Natural Intelligence (EANI) by discovering how to grow their own blood vessels into natural objects including Citrullus vulgaris.

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!

Ozzy Osbourne - Prince of Darkness? Really!

Darkness, England - Buckingham Palace announced today that Her Majesty, The Queen, has sought to bestow the title of "The Prince of Darkness" upon Mr. Ozzy Osbourne. Darkness , a small town 45kilometers south of London, is delighted by the prospect...

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