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Funny story: John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews

(Washington, D.C.)Consider that less than a year ago presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain actually looked to George Bush to school him on the "internets" and "the Google". Now, Senator McCain's recent blog entries have gotten him n...

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Funny story: Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

At the moment Hollywood is filled with rising stars who aren't even old enough to drink. Kids like Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning are children who who have become household names, but has anyone wondered what their future will hold?...

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Funny story: "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Funny story: Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears today apologized to the American people for being celebrities for no apparent reason.

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Funny story: Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

Another Lohan Destined for Destruction

In entertainment news, the Lohan family is now going to be doing a reality show. This show is going to be based on Dina's mismanagement of Ali's career. Young Ali is wanting to follow in her big sisters footsteps, or perhaps Mrs. Lohan wants...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...

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Funny story: Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

While being too sick to contemplate, our news desk was forced to move forward with this exciting news event. Innocent bystanders fell victim to indecent exposure by two recent newsliners Paul and Lohan.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross

In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 20: Lindsay Lohan Terror Alert! Michael Vick Hires Karl Rove.

Ed-E-torial 20: Lindsay Lohan Terror Alert! Michael Vick Hires Karl Rove.

(Greenwich-England) As of 2009, Greenwich Mean Time will be changed to a new, more accurate standard ...Flava Flav Time. Peace out...

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Funny story: Lohan sentenced to swabbing morgue corpses

Lohan sentenced to swabbing morgue corpses

California - (DUI Mess): The community service part of Lindsay Lohan's DUI sentence begins next week and will see the Mean Girls star work two days a week swabbing down corpses at the LA District Morgue.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party

Britney Spears is having a party in her home. Little sister Jamie will be there. Paris and Nicole will be there. Lindsay Lohan and Christina Aguilera will be there. All of the Hollywood starlets, royalty, and pop tarts will be there. There will,...

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Funny story: Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Hudgens vows to superglue thighs together in $10 million 2008 celibacy marathon contest

Beverly Hills, California - (Bad Ass Mess): High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens has vowed to abstain from sex in 2008 in return for a guaranteed $10 million bounty from Halo! magazine.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 18: Ed Spanks The Monkey While Lindsay Lohan Goes Playstation

Ed-E-torial 18: Ed Spanks The Monkey While Lindsay Lohan Goes Playstation

(New York-NY) Call it what you will, spanking the monkey, turning Japanese, choking the chicken or the good old sin of Onan. But Ed puts the question out there: Is internet porn the path to enlightenment?...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Ed-E-torial Extra! Extra!!

Yes, it's been a while but Ed-E-torial is back and in HD. Like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Ed was "away" for a while but now he's back and better than ever or worse depending on your level of fanaticism.

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Funny story: Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Licking Lindsay Lohan is Hottest New Thrill for Teens

Malibu, California -- In what is becoming an increasingly distressing and common trend for over privileged rich kids, Lindsay Lohan highs are leading to numerous hospitalizations and in some cases death.

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Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears' Vagina To Write Its Own Monologue

Britney Spears, the snot-nosed Princess of Pop, has revealed her plans to enter into the world of literary excellence by contributing to the Vagina Monologues - with a piece written by her v...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

Amidst jeers and taunts of "Scab!" and "Union-buster!" several dozen writers for TheSpoof.com crossed the picket lines set up by members of the Writers Guild of America. The Spoof writers have not chosen to join the Writers Guild...

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