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Funny story: Diana to be exhumed in Kate Middleton ££££s compensation lawsuit

Diana to be exhumed in Kate Middleton ££££s compensation lawsuit

London - (Ass mess): The late Diana, Princess of Wales is to be exhumed and her DNA tested against the Pretender to the Throne's two alleged sons William and Harry.

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Funny story: Archbishop to excommunicate Kate Middleton over royal abortion allegation

Archbishop to excommunicate Kate Middleton over royal abortion allegation

Lambeth Palace - (Ass Mess): Ecclesiastical sources are said to be livid today following the leaking of reports that Prince William's ex-girlfriend may have had an abortion rather than suffer a lifetime of mothering a new Anti-Christ.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's fury at Royal Ascot ban

Kate Middleton's fury at Royal Ascot ban

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-Royal wannabe Kate Middleton is said to be 'shocked and outraged' that her complimentary tickets to this year's Royal Ascot race meeting have been withdrawn without any explanation except a curt circular email mess...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton to be sent to Iraq instead of Wills and Harry

Kate Middleton to be sent to Iraq instead of Wills and Harry

London - (Rioters): Kate Middleton is to be sent to Iraq instead of William and Harry who have been furloughed because none of Saddam's former palaces has been refurbished to a sufficient level to accommodate their needs.

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Funny story: Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

Mother's Day publication date for Kate Middleton's royal sex secrets

London - (Ass Mess): This year's Mother's Day will see the publication of the long awaited first official interview with royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton in Ok, Ok, Ok! magazine's US edition where the spurned brunette talks frankly at l...

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Funny story: Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Prince William Was Attracted To Kate's Mum, Not Kate

Carole Middleclass, the mother of Prince William's ex-girlfriend Kate Middleclass, is in the news again after it emerged that she was the main reason behind her daughter's premature Royal bre...

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Funny story: Russian TLTnews website spoofed over Kate Middleton story

Russian TLTnews website spoofed over Kate Middleton story

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Russian entertainment website TLTnews.net has become the latest victim of the awesome and legendary satirical powers of The Spoof website after it published a Kate Middleton story written by veteran Spoof writer queen...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

Kate Middleton: the day I found out I'd never be Queen

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has confided in her close-nit (sic) circle of friends that it was well over a year ago that Buckingham Palace courtiers told her that she would never be Queen.

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Funny story: Queen breaks silence over royal split

Queen breaks silence over royal split

The Queen has finally broken her silence over the part she played in the recent break-up of the relationship between William and Kate Middleton.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's work pals say she blames George Bush

Kate Middleton's work pals say she blames George Bush

London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton's colleagues at Jigsaw have told UK press reporters that the 25 year old former girlfriend of Prince William dumped her beau when she found out that George Bush was his actual father and not Prince Charles.

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Funny story: Kate Middleton: prospective Puppet Monarchy in-laws drove me nuts

Kate Middleton: prospective Puppet Monarchy in-laws drove me nuts

London - (Ass Mess): Royal ex-girlfriend Kate Middleton has told friends that the real reason behind her break-up with William was the horror of finding out that his family are merely a Puppet Monarchy controlled by the Bushes and funded by baksheesh...

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Funny story: Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time

Kate & Wills Spilt : Royals happy as setting up another car crash was to much like hard work last time

After the shock split of the couple "made" for each other the royals could breath a sigh of relief.

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Funny story: Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

Camilla Pose Raises Eyebrows In Weird New Royal Family Portrait

The wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Barker-Powles, appears semi-naked in the new Royal Family photograph by Sergei Pavlenko, which can be seen at the Royal Society of Portrait Painters exhibition from today.

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Funny story: GMTV systematically defrauded viewers

GMTV systematically defrauded viewers

London - (Ass Mess): GMTV, the genetically-modified London broadcaster, has been accused of systematically ripping off viewers with a daily diatribe of relentless pap masquarading as bona fide news items.

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Funny story: Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

Kate sends William Beyonce & Shakira's 'Beautiful Liar' CD

London - (Ass Mess): Prince William has received a CD of Beyonce and Shakira's Number One hit single Beautiful Liar.

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Funny story: Woolworths shares plummet as commemorative mugs head for landfill site

Woolworths shares plummet as commemorative mugs head for landfill site

London - (Ass Mess): It must have been the tacky Woolworths royal engagement crocks that spooked the fairytale romance straight down the pan according to the retailer's irate shareholders who have seen their stock value plummet by over 50% since...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

Kate Middleton, Borat audition for A Woman Scorned silent remake

London - (Ass Mess): Ex-royal wannabe Kate Middleton is to audition for the remake of the 1915 American silent short film A Woman Scorned in what has been billed as a £5 million movie contract brokered by connections of Quentin Tarrantino.

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