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Funny story: Justin Bieber's Fringe Expected To Make Full Recovery

Justin Bieber's Fringe Expected To Make Full Recovery

Following a near hairdressing catastrophe involving a collapsed fringe and a penchant for older, sexier women, Canadian born teen heart throb, Justin Bieber today announced that his fringe is expected to make a full recovery. Concerns were raised...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber In Hair Wash Disaster - Shock Horror!

Justin Bieber In Hair Wash Disaster - Shock Horror!

Terrible news just in from SEN's Buffty Ginslinger - apparently Canadian man/boy Justin Bieber - who likes having his picture taken alongside older, sexy women, like Kim Kardashian - had a hair wash disaster last night. Buffty relates that Justin...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Comes Out Of The Closet!

Justin Bieber Comes Out Of The Closet!

I guess it was the right time for it to happen but Justin Bieber has decided to quit hiding and come out of the closet. "I don't know about the closet but he sure stays in the bathroom a lot", stated his mother, Patty. Playboy has offered Justi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!

Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!

Young singing sensation Justin Bieber finally underwent tests this morning to see why he suddenly collapsed on stage during rehearsal for the second time in a week, after he admitted that it had happened to help several times before. The seemingly...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian

Justin Bieber Confesses What He Likes The Most About Kim Kardashian

SAN FRANCISCO - Justin Bieber was up in San Francisco doing interviews with three of the local radio stations. He was asked how he liked San Francisco. He said that he has always liked Frisco. He pointed out that he loves to ride the cable cars. H...

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Funny story: Nude Photographs Of Justin Bieber Now Sold On Black Market Magazine

Nude Photographs Of Justin Bieber Now Sold On Black Market Magazine

A magazine sold on the street that no one seems to know anything about, The Black Market Magazine, has some of it's street vendors selling copies of #213 this week, containing nude photographs of a seven-year-old Justin Bieber. Although reps from...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Turns Justin Beiber Into, Sex Slave/Boy Toy

Kim Kardashian Turns Justin Beiber Into, Sex Slave/Boy Toy

After a recent photo shoot for Elle magazine. Justin Beiber became infatuated with Kim Kardashian's, badonkadonk. Justin just couldn't get over Kim's rear end. It appears he is totally fixated on her butt and can't think of anything else. Kim has...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During and After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot

Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being only 16 years old, found it impos...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Detained by Canadian Authorities on Behalf of Daughters

Justin Bieber Detained by Canadian Authorities on Behalf of Daughters

Singer Justin Bieber was detained in Kanata, Canada late Tuesday afternoon and extensively interrogated by authorities, reportedly at the behest of their teen-aged daughters. "What's you favorite color?" barked Lt. Daniel Reragard in a transcript...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian Tell Bill O'Reilly To Mind His Own Friggin' Business

Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian Tell Bill O'Reilly To Mind His Own Friggin' Business

LOS ANGELES - Last week Fox Network commentator Bill O'Reilly said that Jennifer Aniston is wrong for thinking that a woman can raise a child without a father figure. Aniston basically told O'Reilly that he needs to mind his own friggin business.

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Setting Web For Justin Bieber, "Come On Over!"

Miley Cyrus Setting Web For Justin Bieber, "Come On Over!"

After having her latest live-in boyfriend Liam Hemsworth thrown out after a confrontation with her dad, Miley Cyrus has been threatening to move out. However, it seems that she has suddenly eyeballed 16-year-old Justin Bieber. "I just love the way...

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Funny story: Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Kanye, Fifty and Justin Bieber Collaborate on New Teenage CD

Carrying the working title, "I Wanna Hug You All Night", it was clear that adult market rappers, Kanye West and Fifty Cent, were looking to expand to the teenage and pre-teen audiences through a newly formed collaboration with Justin Bieber. Secre...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber Says He Has Trained His Pet Hamster Hamilton To Sing "Can't Be Tamed" By Miley Cyrus

VANCOUVER, Canada - Justin Bieber performed before a sell out crowd in Vancouver's Snowdrifts of December Stadium. He told the crowd that he loves performing in his native Canada more than anywhere else except for Dubai, India; Honolulu, Hawaii; o...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over

Justin Bieber hits puberty: Career over

Justin Bieber suffered a serious on-stage embarrassment after his voice broke; ironically during a performance of his hit song, "Baby." The 18,000 strong crowd who had attended Bieber's World Tour concert in Nashville, where treated to the final...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

Vanessa Hudgens, Justin Bieber, Jake Pavelka, and Vienna Girardi To Star In "The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong. Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie wi...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Record Album With BeeGees

Justin Bieber To Record Album With BeeGees

After announcing a new tour, the two Brothers Gibb, Robin and Barry have stated to an inside source that teenage singer, Justin Bieber may join them any day now to record a new studio album. "This is a dream come true for me", stated Bieber. "My v...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

Justin Bieber, Ke$ha, and Big Time Rush To Perform At A "I'm Outta Jail Party" For Lindsay Lohan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers for the big s...

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