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Funny story: McCain Vows to End LAFTA

McCain Vows to End LAFTA

Senator John McCain announced today that he would cancel LAFTA if elected president.

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Funny story: McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

McCain Says He Would Have Responded Differently to the Crash of 1929

Senator John McCain took direct aim at previous administrations on Thursday as he stood in the lower gallery of Wall Street Stock Exchange, the area hardest hit by the Crash of 1929, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this...

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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: McCain Forgainst the Issues

McCain Forgainst the Issues

Washington DC - Republican John Sidney McCain announced today his unalterable position "forgainst" the major issues of our times.

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Funny story: Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

Senator John McCain wishes to have sex with model Heidi Klum; others

After a vigorous day of campaigning, Senator John McCain reportedly told a friend that he would enjoy having sexual intercourse with 35-year-old top model Heidi Klum. She is also the wife of the singer Seal.

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Funny story: PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PA primary win takes Clinton one step closer to holding Bible for McCain

PHILADELPHIA - Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign picked up a much-needed victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last night. Clinton topped rival Barack Obama, claiming 55% of the popular vote to Obama's 45%, gaining 80...

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Funny story: McCain's soft-sell leaves female voters cold

McCain's soft-sell leaves female voters cold

WASHINGTON--Sen. John McCain, in an effort to woo women voters, watched "The Holiday," at a D.C. area Cineplex, following up with a town hall style meeting to "share feelings" about the movie.

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Funny story: McCain Fund-Raisers Include Prominent Lobotomists

McCain Fund-Raisers Include Prominent Lobotomists

Washington AC/DC -(Ass Mess): Over 100 prominent lobotomists catering to the GOP brain-dead are believed to be backing Sen John McCain's White House bid.

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Funny story: John McCain, Much Older Than Previously Thought

John McCain, Much Older Than Previously Thought

A recent search of the Panamanian archives has uncovered a remarkable discovery, McCain's birth certificate.

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Funny story: McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

McCain: Ron Paul For Fed Chair

GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...

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Funny story: John McCain - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

John McCain - Questions and Answers with Presidential Candidates

Every week, we will interview presidential candidates and offer insight into their campaign and their beliefs.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

McCain - Democrat Candidates Too Similar

After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.

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Funny story: John McCain Just A One Trick Pony

John McCain Just A One Trick Pony

Off-the-Wall Street, NYC - (Geriatric Mess): "And a three-legged one at that," is Wall Street's assessment of GOP presidential hopeful John McCain.

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Funny story: McCain Offers Spare Mansions to Homeless

McCain Offers Spare Mansions to Homeless

Belle Aire - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a planto solve the housing crisis: let homeless people camp near one of his mansions.

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Funny story: McBush Changes Mind! Will help Some Not-So Rich!

McBush Changes Mind! Will help Some Not-So Rich!

Republican only- run, Johnny McBush originally toed the Repub party line that preaches trickle down economics. This is an economic philosophy that like many Republican viewpoints is based on natural law.

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Funny story: McCain denies "bad, nasty temper"

McCain denies "bad, nasty temper"

In a recent TV interview, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain vehemently denied reports from various internet websites, newspaper columns and articles, and a new book, The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, that his temper is a serious problem...

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