Senator John McCain announced today that he would cancel LAFTA if elected president.
Senator John McCain took direct aim at previous administrations on Thursday as he stood in the lower gallery of Wall Street Stock Exchange, the area hardest hit by the Crash of 1929, and declared that "never again will a disaster of this...
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
Washington DC - Republican John Sidney McCain announced today his unalterable position "forgainst" the major issues of our times.
After a vigorous day of campaigning, Senator John McCain reportedly told a friend that he would enjoy having sexual intercourse with 35-year-old top model Heidi Klum. She is also the wife of the singer Seal.
PHILADELPHIA - Senator Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign picked up a much-needed victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary last night. Clinton topped rival Barack Obama, claiming 55% of the popular vote to Obama's 45%, gaining 80...
WASHINGTON--Sen. John McCain, in an effort to woo women voters, watched "The Holiday," at a D.C. area Cineplex, following up with a town hall style meeting to "share feelings" about the movie.
Washington AC/DC -(Ass Mess): Over 100 prominent lobotomists catering to the GOP brain-dead are believed to be backing Sen John McCain's White House bid.
A recent search of the Panamanian archives has uncovered a remarkable discovery, McCain's birth certificate.
GOP presidential candidate John McCain said today that he thinks Ron Paul would make a good chairman of the Federal Reserve. McCain was speaking to a group of young Republicans in Texas Friday when he was asked about a role for Paul in a McCain admin...
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WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.
After the final debate of a gruelling democrat primary campaign, presumptive republican nominee Sen. John McCain has been quick to label both candidates as too similar.
Off-the-Wall Street, NYC - (Geriatric Mess): "And a three-legged one at that," is Wall Street's assessment of GOP presidential hopeful John McCain.
Belle Aire - Republican Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain III has a planto solve the housing crisis: let homeless people camp near one of his mansions.
Republican only- run, Johnny McBush originally toed the Repub party line that preaches trickle down economics. This is an economic philosophy that like many Republican viewpoints is based on natural law.
In a recent TV interview, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain vehemently denied reports from various internet websites, newspaper columns and articles, and a new book, The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, that his temper is a serious problem...
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